#185 Oct 2, 2013
Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human? A: When it graduates from med school.
#186 Oct 2, 2013
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money
#187 Oct 2, 2013
I can go on forever. The difference is, your attempts at jokes are just pathetic.
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Whats one arab on the moon?
10 arabs on the moon?
100 arabs on the moon?
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
all the arabs on the moon?
#188 Oct 2, 2013
Q: Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A: You only have to teach them how to take off!
#189 Oct 2, 2013
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
#190 Oct 2, 2013
Q: What do you call a piece of sandpaper in the Middle East?
A: A map!
#191 Oct 2, 2013
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
A: A muslim mechanic!
#192 Oct 2, 2013
Because your pathetic!
You dont have a job!
#193 Oct 2, 2013
I know, right? It's great to have people work for you so you can just blast the shit out of slime all day.
#194 Oct 2, 2013
I know right? It's great to have people work for me so I can blast the sh1t out of slimy muslims all day!
#195 Oct 2, 2013
I'm thinking of expanding my product line to include muslim deodorizer. Odorless, tasteless,eliminates the strongest goat and donkey smells. I'll make a fortune in Europe!
#196 Oct 2, 2013
#197 Oct 3, 2013
The more I read these posts... the more I realize that the people in Knoxville have no idea about the world , or ANY religion!
First of all , I am arguing with a person who calls himself " TN VOTER " when in the United States ... His vote does not count! Your Fore Fathers created a system known today as the Electoral College because they thought that the American People were to fkn stupid to vote. They were afraid that the American people would all get together and vote in a dictator or a tyrant who would take complete control over the country.
Sadly ... Your fore fathers were correct! Today , Only 2 Parties control the United States Of America! It is a 2 Party Dictatorship! The Democrats and Republicans have all of the power in this country and if any other party attempts to get any control in America , the Democrats and Republicans will work together to stop them!
Then you claim that the United States has free and fair elections! ASK THE PEOPLE IN FLORIDA IF THE UNITED STATES HAS FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS? THEY CHEATED BY NOT COUNTING MOST OF THE BLACK PEOPLE's VOTES!
When Libertarian Gary Johnson wanted to Debate Mitt Romney and Obama live on Television , they told him that if he showed up to Debate his competitors for the White House , that they would have him arrested and THROWN IN JAIL!
IMAGINE THAT! IMAGINE YOU WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL AGAINST ANOTHER TEAM , and THE REFEREE TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SHOOT THE BALL AND SCORE POINTS , THAT YOU WOULD BE EJECTED FROM THE GAME AND YOU WOULD LOSE! This is the realities of the 2 Party Dictatorship that is in control of the United States Of America!
Your People Are starving to death , dying , and they can not even get affordable health care in this country because they argue that the government can not afford it! THEY CLAIM THIS ALL WHILE GIVING THE APARTHEID , RACIST, STATE OF ISRAEL 8 BILLION DOLLARS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS EVERY YEAR!!!
8 BILLION!!! THEY CLAIM 3 , BUT IT IS ACTUALLY AROUND 8 BILLION!!!
So your country would rather give money to Israel that to help it's own citizen's live better and longer lives and give them affordable health care coverage!
Your Country talks about chemical weapons when YOUR COUNTRY MURDERED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN VIETNAM WITH CHEMICAL WEAPONS! As a matter of fact , today Vietnam has the highest cancer rate in the world because of the chemical weapons we used on the innocent civilians that live there!
Your Country Kidnapped Black People from Africa and forced them to become slaves! You forced them to change their names because you could not pronounce their African Names , You Traded Them, You Sold Them , YOU EVEN FORCED THEM TO CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY!
Then you want TO INVADE SYRIA BECAUSE 100,000 people has been killed in a civil war THAT YOUR COUNTRY HELP START BY FUNDING REBEL's !
You want the U.N. to do something about the 100,000 dead in Syria , but YOU GET ANGRY WHEN ANYONE MENTIONS THE 300,000 IN THE UNITED STATES THAT HAS DIED FROM YOUR GUNS AND YOUR DRUGS!
OHH THE HYPOCRISIES OF THE UNITED STATES!
And the saddest thing about it ... is that the main stream media has trained its sheep well! THese people honestly believe that they are living in a democratic society with free elections!
You people honestly believe that the government should continue to give 8 billion dollars to Israel and just let our own people starve to death and die of sickness!
The Media has also trained you to believe that we should attack Iran because of Nuclear Weapons that they DO NOT HAVE... WHILE ISRAEL HAS HUNDREDS OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!
You killed 1 million in Iraq because SADDAM KICKED OUT WEAPONS INSPECTORS ...
WHILE LAST YEAR... ISRAEL REFUSED TO ALLOW U.N. INSPECTORS TO INSPECT ISRAEL's WMD's !
Before the war in Iraq... Israel murdered 34 American Troops on the USS LIBERTY in cold blood...
SADDAM HUSSEIN MURDERED ... 0 AMERICANS
WHAT A BUNCH OF FKING HYPOCRITES
#198 Oct 3, 2013
The more I read these posts... the more I realize that you are the biggest moron I've ever run across. YOU have no idea about the world and rely on a phony devil made cult.
First of all , You aren't arguing with anyone because you have no argument. You don't know sh1t about our forefathers and yours were bastards so you don't know anything about them either.
You are so afraid of the freedoms in America and believe you have to kill any non-slimeball muslims that you add no value to the earth and should be removed from it.
Your People Are starving to death in Afghanistan and the Middle East while many of your "BROTHERS" hoard gold and sell oil while your children are dying and you blame everyone else you fcuking hypocrite. muslims can not even get any health care or education because you are so afraid of it.
So your devil-made cult would rather die and kill others than to help your own people live better and longer lives and give them ANY health care.
YOU GET ANGRY WHEN ANYONE MENTIONS THe PERSECUTION OF CHRISTIANS IN MUSLIM COUNTRIES THAT HAVE DIED FROM YOUR GUNS AND. ALL THE WHILE PROCESSING OPIUM AND GROWING POPPIES AND BLAMING OTHERS.
OHH THE HYPOCRISIES OF THE DEVIL MADE CULT OF ISLAM. MAY THEY ALL ROT IN HELL WITH THE REST OF THE ARABS
#199 Oct 3, 2013
#200 Oct 3, 2013
A Muslim walked into a coffee-shop with a duck under his arm. The clerk saw this and said,Hey, what are you doing coming in here with a pig? The Muslim answered,This is not a pig; its a duck. The clerk answered back:I was talking to the duck!
#201 Oct 3, 2013
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish man shouts:Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen, which means:Dont drink the water; the cows have crapped in it.
The man shouts back:Im a Muslim, I dont understand. Please speak in English.
The Amish man says:Use two hands, youll get more.
#202 Oct 3, 2013
Q: What do you do if you see five Muslims up to their waists in concrete?
A: Pour more concrete.
#203 Oct 3, 2013
A Muslim walked into his mosque with camel-dung in his hands and complained to the Imam,Look what I almost stepped in!
#204 Oct 3, 2013
You can't debate me! You are on a level below me to debate!
When people lose a debate , they resort to name calling , religion bashing , and so on. This is quite common with a person who is involved in many political and religious debates such as myself.
I see it every day! People try to debate , they lose the debate , then they resort to something like this.
Don't you have anything else better to do with your life besides google muslim jokes and copy and paste it onto topix?
Are you one of those people that troll topix typing in zip code to zip code looking and reading the latest gossip?
Anyone who reads this can easily see how uneducated you are with your own countries history and you have probably never even served this country!
You should seriously try to go get a job! Living on a site like topix is not a very good way to live your life. There are so many things life has...
but yours is all wasted away sitting here on the computer waiting for my reply!
Just remember that while your government is shut down... some American's may starve as a result of this! We do not know what will happen but there is 1 thing we do know out of all this confusion with the American Economy! There is 1 thing that is for sure.
ISRAEL WILL GET THEIR Over 8 Billion Dollars of the American People's Tax Dollars so that their little " Settler State " can survive!
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