Hunting Season

[Sam I am]

Got my deer today, was nicce to be out in the woods again. Didn't see any bears, mountain lions, or wild cats of any kind. Ran into a wild pig, and than out of nowhere I was a monkey up in the tree.

Has anyone else seen it. Looked like one of them orange haired type with the long arms.

Anyone else see anything?

[Green Eggs]

Sam I Am, sure you wern't nipping at something out there? Did you smoke some of the local weed?

A monkey? Sure it wasen't Bigfoot?

[HunterJohn]

Don't know about the monkey but I once saw an idiot fall out of the tree after he fell asleep waiting for a deer.
Anyone out ther having any luck finding some bucks?
A monkey huh, saw a beaver...

[JOHNDEERMAN]

LOVE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM THE WIFE AND KIDS (LOVE EM BUT ITS MY TIME) AND HAVE FUN SHOOTING AT WHATEVER. IF I HIT SOMETHING GREAT, IF I DON'T GREAT. I HAD TIME TO MYSELF, RELAXING, BEING A HE-MAN, PISSING IN A CAN, EATING ROASTED PEANUTS I BOUGHT AT THE M&R FEED STORE.
ITS MY TIME! HOOAH, OH YEA! HEAR ME ROAR!
WHAT MONKEY?

[sadddleup]

There are no monkeys out on the loose in Camden, just another freak, with too much testosterine on the first day of hunting season.

anyone know the best place to get some deerfeed?

[CatfishBob]

I saw that monkey’s great grandma about 23 years ago, when I live there in Camden. I was hunting out on the old hwy 7 South across from the old Bobby Woodral place. I had been on my stand for a couple of hours when I noticed a movement between the bush and trees. I looked though my rifle scope, and what I saw sent a shock though me that sent my heart into over drive. It was humped over walking on its hind legs with its arms dangling down. I could only see it from the back and side as it was moving slowly along between the trees and bush. As the millions of thoughts went tough my mind of what to do; is this Big Foot? It seemed like hours had passed while all kinds of thoughts were running though my mind. Then the varmint stood strait up and coming toward me. It was then I saw its face and realized that it was old lady Foster. She was wearing a fox fur coat gathering pecans. I walked her back to the hwy; while explaining to her how dangerous it is to be out in the woods in her attire. She did give me about a gallon of the pecans. I was so nervous, I didn’t hunt anymore that day.
This topic might have started as a joke; maybe some monkeys are out there? Just thought I would share my experience.
You Home Boys have fun and be safe. OK? Myself, I am not able to go anymore.
Bobby, formally from Camden, Ar.

[Nobama]

Some of you people need to brush up on your reading comprehension. Sam I am did not say that he saw a monkey in a tree. What he said was that he reacted like a monkey when he saw the wild pig and climbed a tree. Good Grief!!! Read First! Think a litle!! Then reply!!!