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Michael Jackson Keeps Creepy Old Neverland

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March 14th, 2008 at 16:15 by Stuart Heritage If Michael Jackson ever lost Neverland, he'd be a broken shell of a man - or at least more broken and shelly than he is now, if that's even possible. via Hecklerspray

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Chrissy

Buffalo, NY

#3 Mar 21, 2008
This article was written by someone from Buffalo, I'm sorry to say.
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March 14th, 2008 at 16:15 by Stuart Heritage

If Michael Jackson ever lost Neverland, he'd be a broken shell of a man - or at least more broken and shelly than he is now, if that's even possible.

Luckily, though, we don't have to concern ourselves with that any more - Michael Jackson isn't going to lose Neverland any more.

Although it had been up for public auction next month, Michael Jackson has worked out a private agreement with an investment group to make sure that Neverland stays his. Bad luck everyone else - you'll just have to find another spooky dilapidated old ranch complete with its own nightmarish arrested-adolescent fairground and hard-to-remove, albeit legally-nonexistent, child abuse connotations to spend your money on.

Chances are if you're reading this, you're probably some sort of ghoulish millionaire interested equally in gaudy decor and inviting underage cancer sufferers round to get drunk on booze. And if that's the case, we've got some bad news for you.

Yes, we know that last month we told you that Neverland ranch was getting auctioned off next week because Michael Jackson defaulted on a property loan worth $24 million. And, yes, we know that the news got you quite excited and that in your head you'd probably already decided that your coffee table would look nice next to the creepy oxygen tent and that a new lick of paint would partially remove the unfounded sensation that Michael Jackson wanked off a lot of boys there. But we've got bad news.

Somehow, Michael Jackson has found the $24 million to save Neverland from being auctioned. The Los Angeles Times reports:

Michael Jackson reached an 11th-hour deal to refinance his troubled Neverland Ranch, his lawyer said Thursday, avoiding a public auction of the property that had been scheduled next week. Jackson attorney L. Londell McMillan told The Associated Press the pop star has worked out a "confidential" agreement with Fortress Investment Group LLC allowing him to retain ownership of the famed property in Los Olivos, Calif. "Neverland and MJ are fine," McMillan said.

And good for Michael Jackson - if Neverland was sold it'd probably be sold off as condos or turned into the world's least pleasant hotel resort, and the place has just got too much history for a sad ending like that. Who can forget, for instance, where Michael Jackson's staff all walked out because they hadn't been paid? Or the time when Michael Jackson was accused of treating his zoo animals with inhuman cruelty? Golden times, golden times.

However, just because Michael Jackson has fended off the threat of public auction for now, don't think that he'll keep Neverland. He hasn't lived there since he was acquitted of molesting those children in 2005 and it's thought that he's now trying to sell it.

So maybe your dreams of owning a large property that you don't like to stay in because the creaking of the ferris wheel sounds like the tortured screams of the young can come true, after all!
MikesTheKing_of_ Pop

Australia

#4 Mar 21, 2008
chrissy you need some happyness in your life dont you?
Chrissy

Buffalo, NY

#5 Mar 21, 2008
What? What are you talking about? Nevermind. I just decided I don't care.
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#6 Mar 21, 2008
Chrissy wrote:
What? What are you talking about? Nevermind. I just decided I don't care.
Poor Chrissy. You may be one of them but your fellow f'loons think there is only one person living in Buffalo, NY, and that's me.(Yes, they really ARE that st00pid.)

They're just going to hate you until you move.

Since: Oct 07

Korea

#7 Mar 21, 2008
Count the one f'loon who thinks "Kathy" is a he.

<snicker>
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#8 Mar 21, 2008
WackOJackONutter wrote:
Count the one f'loon who thinks "Kathy" is a he.
<snicker>
They know all about me. They're going to tell EVERYTHING. Soon. I can't wait. I always wanted to know all about me. I was hoping someone would TELL ALL.

And I'd like to state, here and now, that I'm very, very, VERY flattered, too, that spritzgirl and her assmora are spending so much time trying to find out all about me. I can think of no better reflection of their utter adoration of Evil Kathy than that.

This will be better than getting another loan to save my Neverland! Oops. Said too much.

Ixnay on the Everlandnay oanlay uffstay.
MikesTheKing_of_ Pop

Australia

#12 Mar 22, 2008
I wish Mike would move to Australia, its much better then America.people would be much more accepting of him here
MJisGOD

Australia

#13 Mar 22, 2008
this is more fitting
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#14 Mar 23, 2008
MJisGOD wrote:
[..]
MJisRPedoGod is more accurate.
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#15 Mar 23, 2008
Mjlover4 wrote:
<quoted text>Evil fat ass kathy is a dog faced bitch, she swears up and down someboby cares about her lame ass, news flash bitch, NOONE cares.You are making me laugh, you are a fan, i know it, you worship michael just as much as the fans haha, spritz.
"NOONE"? Peter?

He never molested boys, f'loonsheet.
Mjlover4

Los Angeles, CA

#16 Mar 23, 2008
Evil Kathy wrote:
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"NOONE"? Peter?
He never molested boys, f'loonsheet.
Kathy you need jesus...

“Get in the kitchen woman!!”

Since: Mar 08

Brisbane

#17 Mar 23, 2008
I like this MJlover4!!! There smart enough to love Mike like I do and they burn this Kathy Bitch!!
Irony Meter

Buffalo, NY

#18 Mar 24, 2008
sexyboymike wrote:
I like this MJlover4!!! There smart enough to love Mike like I do and they burn this Kathy Bitch!!
Are they smart enough to spell like you do, too? The first ones to the stake will be the ones who can't spell simple words. You, MJsAngel, Nation, Soldier and all the other pedo lovers by the looks of it. Why ARE you all so eerily stupid? Your wide-spread ignorance is frightening in its magnitude.

“What's new pussycat?”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#19 Mar 24, 2008
MikesTheKing_of_Pop wrote:
I wish Mike would move to Australia, its much better then America.people would be much more accepting of him here
Are you kidding? We hang petafiles up by the balls here f'loon.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#22 Mar 25, 2008
Mjlover4 wrote:
<quoted text>When a person has no comeback, they stay stuck on petty matters such as these, i think an irony meter committed suicide the momented you posted this crap. p.s. when all else fails and your mirror's reflection let's you down... there's always a therapist waiting to cure your mental illness. HAPPY TRAILS!
BANG! More irony meters die a horrid death.

ROFLMAO!

Don't worry, little one. When you grow up maybe you'll get your own life and stop copying The Smart Kids.®

P.S. The shift key can be your *friend*.:))

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#23 Mar 25, 2008
Mjlover4 wrote:
<quoted text>Kathy you need jesus...
<<<<<<< <<MAJOR EYEROLL>>>>> >>>>

A pedo apologist stumping for Jaysus! Now THAT'S the very definition of irony.
Irony Meter

Buffalo, NY

#25 Mar 25, 2008
Mjlover4 wrote:
<quoted text>dark island, it's clear you have no life outside your slow dial-up, do you take time away from your grandma's computer to i don't know say... take a bath? p.s. don't make fun of Jehovah God, i'm warning you.
In the absence of Evil Kathy, allow me to state the obvious:

Jehovah God is gay AND cross-dresses on holy days.

Now whatcha gonna do about it, f'oonie?
Irony Meter

Buffalo, NY

#30 Mar 25, 2008
Wow. Four replies to one post and all tinged with hysteria and snot bubbles. Jehovah won't want to tongue kiss you until you wipe your lip, f'loonie.
MJsAdeadbeat

United States

#32 Mar 25, 2008
Wow. LA F'loonie just had a hissyfit over it's backpeddaling jehova's witness remarks/excuses. Just like Mike?

They're all so....hypocritical. Must have learned it from MJ way back when?
Irony Meter

Buffalo, NY

#33 Mar 26, 2008
Mjlover4 wrote:
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i'm bored.
You misspelled "st00pid". HTH

("snort face?" BWWAHAHAA!)

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