Woman arrested for trespassing at Mic...

Woman arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson's ranch

There are 15 comments on the Monterey County Herald story from Mar 12, 2008, titled Woman arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson's ranch. In it, Monterey County Herald reports that:

A woman who has long claimed to be Michael Jackson's wife has been arrested for trespassing at the entertainer's Neverland Ranch in the Santa Ynez Valley.

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Thrillergirl006

Pompano Beach, FL

#1 Mar 12, 2008
She 60 and she the so called wife.
Michael is not Hugh Hefer that dates much older woman than that.
Why would she trespass if there nothing there in the begin with. I guess she could have the grass there if there is any
Shauna

Benicia, CA

#2 Mar 12, 2008
Was it Billie Jean???

“What's new pussycat?”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#3 Mar 12, 2008
Shauna wrote:
Was it Billie Jean???
Actually, YES!
Tookie

Palo Alto, CA

#5 Mar 16, 2008
Thrillergirl006 wrote:
She 60 and she the so called wife.
Michael is not Hugh Hefer that dates much older woman than that.
Why would she trespass if there nothing there in the begin with. I guess she could have the grass there if there is any
All the stuffs still there
Tookie
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#6 Mar 19, 2008
Tookie wrote:
<quoted text>
All the stuffs still there
Tookie
The dead zoo animals?
The gay porn books?
The Bondage Barbies?
The Boy Scout mannequin?
The Jesus Juice?
The duck butter?
The little black book of boy numbers?
The MacCauley bee-stung-lips collection?
The manpons?
The poo-stained walls?
The list of Rubbahead buddies?
The remains of Bubbles?
Vern

AOL

#7 Mar 19, 2008
Who cares? they are both freaks!
LeRoy

Devon, PA

#8 Mar 19, 2008
One must ask if Billie Jean was a beauty queen?

I moved from Solvang to Philadelphia about four years ago. Solvang borders Los Olivos and there were a few MJ moments in my life. But the best one happened the day I left. I had packed the moving truck and headed out of town and grabbed a quick meal at the nearest Taco Bell in Bulleton (Pea Soup place on Highway 101). Well it turns out that MJ is a Taco Bell fan and he also grabbed a quick meal and headed into Solvang. Two days later I was in Oklahoma and I heard on the radio that MJ stopped at the local Assemblyman's office in Solvang to complain that the nearest Taco Bell (which is less than 10 miles from his place) is too far away and that Solvang needs a Taco Bell and requested that the Assemblyman acquire one for Solvang. The funny thing is there is a local mexican fast food chain that is 100 times better that TB on the edge of Los Olivos. I guess MJ had to have the drive-thur though or he was just caught up on the TB name to try it out.

“What's new pussycat?”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#9 Mar 19, 2008
LeRoy wrote:
One must ask if Billie Jean was a beauty queen?
I moved from Solvang to Philadelphia about four years ago. Solvang borders Los Olivos and there were a few MJ moments in my life. But the best one happened the day I left. I had packed the moving truck and headed out of town and grabbed a quick meal at the nearest Taco Bell in Bulleton (Pea Soup place on Highway 101). Well it turns out that MJ is a Taco Bell fan and he also grabbed a quick meal and headed into Solvang. Two days later I was in Oklahoma and I heard on the radio that MJ stopped at the local Assemblyman's office in Solvang to complain that the nearest Taco Bell (which is less than 10 miles from his place) is too far away and that Solvang needs a Taco Bell and requested that the Assemblyman acquire one for Solvang. The funny thing is there is a local mexican fast food chain that is 100 times better that TB on the edge of Los Olivos. I guess MJ had to have the drive-thur though or he was just caught up on the TB name to try it out.
Great story, but Taco Bell? All the f'loons tell us Wacko is a vegetarian.
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#10 Mar 20, 2008
InDaHouse wrote:
<quoted text>
Great story, but Taco Bell? All the f'loons tell us Wacko is a vegetarian.
He must be one of those vegetarians that eat "chicken and fish" according to AMMJ's Queen F'loon.

IIRTSC, he was also wearing a Spiderman mask when he visited that politician to plead for a TC.
Mr Giblets

India

#11 Mar 27, 2008
LeRoy wrote:
One must ask if Billie Jean was a beauty queen?
I moved from Solvang to Philadelphia about four years ago. Solvang borders Los Olivos and there were a few MJ moments in my life. But the best one happened the day I left. I had packed the moving truck and headed out of town and grabbed a quick meal at the nearest Taco Bell in Bulleton (Pea Soup place on Highway 101). Well it turns out that MJ is a Taco Bell fan and he also grabbed a quick meal and headed into Solvang. Two days later I was in Oklahoma and I heard on the radio that MJ stopped at the local Assemblyman's office in Solvang to complain that the nearest Taco Bell (which is less than 10 miles from his place) is too far away and that Solvang needs a Taco Bell and requested that the Assemblyman acquire one for Solvang. The funny thing is there is a local mexican fast food chain that is 100 times better that TB on the edge of Los Olivos. I guess MJ had to have the drive-thur though or he was just caught up on the TB name to try it out.
another floontasy!
Mr Giblets

India

#12 Mar 27, 2008
Evil Kathy wrote:
<quoted text>
He must be one of those vegetarians that eat "chicken and fish" according to AMMJ's Queen F'loon.
IIRTSC, he was also wearing a Spiderman mask when he visited that politician to plead for a TC.
he stops at these eating joints to hang about the men's lavatories for young boys.
Becka

Zagreb, Croatia

#13 Mar 27, 2008
I heard about this Billy Jean.. She is back! But she wasnt his lover, and the kid wasnt his... Poor lady. But he made her a song at least.
Buffalo Bob

Buffalo, NY

#14 Mar 28, 2008
Becka wrote:
I heard about this Billy Jean.. She is back! But she wasnt his lover, and the kid wasnt his...
Just like Mrs. Jackson I *and* II and the three white sprogs.
Mokitty

Chico, CA

#15 Mar 28, 2008
Whoo whoo-- oouuuh, I'm trying to dream of a reason why someone a woman would want to trespass on the ex-pop king's ranch... hmmmm... She's gotta know that Mike isn't interested in women, and lost his interest in Space Mountain at Disney. ALso she must know, His new fetishes include hanging baby's over balconies, plasic surgery, and catching his hair on fire. I'd say that's a pretty good start for moving on. This is the advice I offer to this poor misdirected woman: If you want to be near Mike, pursue the activities I've just mentioned then you will have something in common, then maybe he'll by happenstance recognize who you are.
Buffalo Bob

Buffalo, NY

#16 Mar 28, 2008
Mokitty wrote:
Whoo whoo-- oouuuh, I'm trying to dream of a reason why someone a woman would want to trespass on the ex-pop king's ranch... hmmmm... She's gotta know that Mike isn't interested in women, and lost his interest in Space Mountain at Disney. ALso she must know, His new fetishes include hanging baby's over balconies, plasic surgery, and catching his hair on fire. I'd say that's a pretty good start for moving on. This is the advice I offer to this poor misdirected woman: If you want to be near Mike, pursue the activities I've just mentioned then you will have something in common, then maybe he'll by happenstance recognize who you are.
Better yet, crank out a few white baby boys and dump the hubby. Like to shop and leave the kids alone with Wacko. Better bring your own money now, tho'. Wacko doesn't have any to spare.

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