Then lesbians don't need anyone but themselves.<quoted text>
So do lesbians from what I understand.
As far as legs and boobs be careful. Billy Bobs from places like Pulaski, Tennessee will get all excited in advising sheep, cows and many sows have those too only to want to visit the petting zoo after hours.
As to the animals, gosh, I didn't even think about that. Interesting that you went right there...