Real talk - Starring Satan

Real talk - Starring Satan

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“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1 Dec 13, 2013
Good morning Hollywood!

I know what you are thinking!! This is exactly what tinsel town needs, another damn talk show!! Well, what if I promise this one will be a little different? We will talk about things, and we will make fun of people and we will do it with some badass music too.

So, today is Friday the 13th. So far so good here, nothing too weird, except maybe that Satan has a talk show. Does that count? Anyway, Megyn Kelly from Fox News has made some controversial statements that are more confusing for me than they are offensive. She stated that Jesus Christ and Santa are both white. Ok. The claim that Jesus was "white" might have some validity I suppose, but Santa??? It's a fictional character. That's like saying Mikey Mouse is white, or the tooth fairy, I just don't get it. I am also not saying Jesus was white. I grew up with him and he was always kind of dark but I never knew if it was a tan or just his natural glow.

Your thoughts when we come back.

Also, todays musical guest is one of the best, if not the best voice of our generation. She is gorgeous, sexy, and what a voice. This is the one, the only Pink....

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#2 Dec 13, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
Good morning Hollywood!
I know what you are thinking!! This is exactly what tinsel town needs, another damn talk show!! Well, what if I promise this one will be a little different? We will talk about things, and we will make fun of people and we will do it with some badass music too.
So, today is Friday the 13th. So far so good here, nothing too weird, except maybe that Satan has a talk show. Does that count? Anyway, Megyn Kelly from Fox News has made some controversial statements that are more confusing for me than they are offensive. She stated that Jesus Christ and Santa are both white. Ok. The claim that Jesus was "white" might have some validity I suppose, but Santa??? It's a fictional character. That's like saying Mikey Mouse is white, or the tooth fairy, I just don't get it. I am also not saying Jesus was white. I grew up with him and he was always kind of dark but I never knew if it was a tan or just his natural glow.
Your thoughts when we come back.
Also, todays musical guest is one of the best, if not the best voice of our generation. She is gorgeous, sexy, and what a voice. This is the one, the only Pink....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =CA1tlR0BhagXX
Good Morning an congrats on moving up with talk show!!!

I think Jesus has his own natural glow. Santa, well since he is fictional, I believe he could be purple.:)

Pink is awesome!!!!

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#3 Dec 13, 2013
Good Morning, Satan!

Congrats on the new deal, when the movie version comes out, can I have a role? ;)

Santa is whatever color the people he is visiting are, nowadays anyway. If you look at the people who perpetuate the spirit of Santa, they generally reflect the color as well as the social station of the children upon whom they are bestowing gifts. Except in certain circumstances, then all bets are off. ;)

Jesus was of middle eastern decent, so it stands to reason that he was colored that way, not white or black. That is a pet peeve of mine.

Pink is awesome and sexy tuff.

“Satan's Cab Service”

Since: Oct 13

Atlanta, GA

#4 Dec 13, 2013
Really like the new show. I knew you would make it to Hollywood and the big time. Hello Satan and hello ladies!

Since: Feb 12

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#5 Dec 15, 2013
Hey Guppy, I hope you're having a great weekend!

“Satan's Cab Service”

Since: Oct 13

Atlanta, GA

#6 Dec 15, 2013
Hope you have had a good week end too Dixie!

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#8 Dec 16, 2013
Good morning everybody.

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#9 Dec 16, 2013
Good Morning Satan, nice place you have here!

bill, Dixie, Guppy, Juju good to see you all.

Hey where's Spooner?

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#11 Dec 16, 2013
-_-ill-_-bill-_- wrote:
Good morning Hollywood!
Good Morning sexy Bill!!!!

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#12 Dec 16, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
Good morning everybody.
Good Morning handsome!!:)

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#13 Dec 16, 2013
Juju Beans wrote:
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Good Morning handsome!!:)
Good morning gorgeous.

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#15 Dec 16, 2013
-Lily- wrote:
Good Morning Satan, nice place you have here!
bill, Dixie, Guppy, Juju good to see you all.
Hey where's Spooner?
Good Morning Lily :)

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#17 Dec 16, 2013
-_-ill-_-bill-_- wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =IDL0eaLa-2AXX
I'm coming to steal your daughter!
Yeee hawwwww, that made me wanna get up an do tha boot scootin boogieeeeeeeeee!!! Lol

“Satan's Cab Service”

Since: Oct 13

Atlanta, GA

#18 Dec 16, 2013
Good morning Satan, Lily, Bill, Dixie, Cat, Spooner and the gang.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#21 Dec 16, 2013
Good morning Hollywood!

So the Catholic Archdiocese in Philadelphia has announced the suspension of 5 priests. There aren't any details of why most of them were suspended, but at least one was suspended for inappropriate sexual conduct with a minor. I know this isn't exactly news, but no matter how many times this happens I am always surprised.

I don't understand why the Catholic church is so head strong on the priests abstaining from sex. They obviously don't. So why not allow them to have wives? We are humans and we have needs. I have no idea why almost every one of these priests dabbles in little boys, but my guess is it's just a matter of opportunity.

I know this is a sensitive subject, and it should be. People who are placed in authority or other trusted positions should never use that to take advantage of anyone, especially kids, but I do think the church sets them up for failure.

Your thoughts when we come back.

Also, today's musical guest is a long time friend of mine. Back in the 90's I was in Detroit and I wound up on this street called 8 Mile Road. I stopped at this strip club called Hot Tamales. It was funny because I swear I walked in and everything came to a screeching halt. It was like something in a cartoon. I was the only white guy there and I got noticed lol. I figured I had two choices. I could sit down and have a beer or I could run. So, I sat down. No one came to my table, even to ask if I wanted a beer, that is until another white guy walked in. He didnt' get the same reaction for some reason. Anyway he saw me sitting there and came over and said hi and asked if he could sit with me. I didn't care, and as soon as he sat down I got someone to get me a beer. Anyway, we hung out and then went our seperate ways. The other white guy was none other than Marshall Mathers. He is one of the coolest dudes I have ever met. Please welcome, my good friend, Eminem....

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#23 Dec 16, 2013
-_-ill-_-bill-_- wrote:
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Reminds me of a joke.
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street when they saw a boy playing in his yard.
The priest said "Let's go screw that boy"
The rabbi said "Out of what"?
Bahahahahahahaha

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#24 Dec 16, 2013
-_-ill-_-bill-_- wrote:
<quoted text>
Reminds me of a joke.
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street when they saw a boy playing in his yard.
The priest said "Let's go screw that boy"
The rabbi said "Out of what"?
I should not laugh at that, but I couldn't help it :)
Bill, aren't you getting close to a record? ;)

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#25 Dec 16, 2013
-_-ill-_-bill-_- wrote:
<quoted text>
Reminds me of a joke.
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street when they saw a boy playing in his yard.
The priest said "Let's go screw that boy"
The rabbi said "Out of what"?
Giggle ...*snort*

“TRAIL OF TEARS”

Since: Dec 13

CHEROKEE NATION, USA

#27 Dec 16, 2013
IXSatanXI wrote:
Good morning everybody.
Good evening, Satan.

I know what you said friend, but I gotta.

I want to apologize to you, in front of you're friends, for things I said to you. I'm just glad the bridge didn't burn, and we were able to go back across it.

God Bless.

“ Smile :) I loves you”

Since: Sep 13

everywhere

#28 Dec 16, 2013
--SPOONER-- wrote:
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Good evening, Satan.
I know what you said friend, but I gotta.
I want to apologize to you, in front of you're friends, for things I said to you. I'm just glad the bridge didn't burn, and we were able to go back across it.
God Bless.
You are precious Spoony!!!
I <3 u!!!!

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