Oh stop it! I don't even want to think about you and Gustavo doing it! Eeeww! Yuck!<quoted text>
I think you should just let your imagination fly. I'm sure you can come up with a dozen scenarios.
It's silly how that works right? You'd think a butthole is a butthole but I gotta have a girl one if I do it at all, and you like boy ones like Gustavo's. Is he tight? YUK!YUK!YUK! That silly jarheaded jackass! I bet you don't even give him the courtesy of a reach-around.