COFFEE N BALLS

Louisville, KY

#49081 Apr 16, 2013
A guy goes to the Post Office

to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him,

"Are you allergic to anything?"

He

replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."



"Ok, have you ever been in the military

service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq

for one tour."

The interviewer says,

"That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you

disabled in any way?"

The guy says,

"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both

my
testicles."

The interviewer

grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
points for me to hire you

right now. Our normal hours are from
8 a.m.

to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on
starting at 10

a.m. every day."

The guy is puzzled and

asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4
p.m., why don't you want me

here until 10 a.m.?"

"This is a

government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just

stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming

in for that."
TaxNoMore

Los Angeles, CA

#49082 Apr 16, 2013
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"first of all, give an honor to God

-- and our Lord and savior, Barack Obama!"
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The audience responds with cheers

"stand up"

"stand up"
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"stand up"

For our Lord and savior, Barack Obama!

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A fish rots from the head down

When an organization or state fails, it is the leadership that is the root cause.

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obummer, a four year failure!

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#49083 Apr 16, 2013
TaxNoMore wrote:
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"first of all, give an honor to God
-- and our Lord and savior, Barack Obama!"
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The audience responds with cheers
"stand up"
"stand up"
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"stand up"
For our Lord and savior, Barack Obama!
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A record 89.3 million American adults are not in the workforce or seeking a job, according to new February jobs data from the U.S. Labor Department.
That translates into 36 percent of the U.S. adult civilian population.
The figure is up from 89 million in January.
The U.S. adult civilian population totals 244.8 million.
That number does not include members of the military or individuals in prisons, jails, nursing homes or mental hospitals.
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obummer lied, people died
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Insurance Pools for 'High-Risk' Patients Running out of Money
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A large number of Americans who have been refused health insurance because of preexisting medical conditions received bad news Friday from the Obama administration.
Tens of thousands will be blocked from a program designed to help them because money is running out, the Washington Post reports.
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"stand up"
For our Lord and savior, Barack Obama!
Saw who posted this, didn't read.

Still doing the boy who cried "Wolf!" thing?

You've cried so often that even if you had a legitimate complaint, I wouldn't take you seriously.

Perhaps you should take a different tack - instead of posting on Topix from your mom's basement thinking you will change the world, take a trip. volunteer at a voting booth as a witness. help out your community, state or nation. And then share your experiences here.

Finding someone crying the blues about everything and anything is easy. Just ask your local bartender.
bobby6464

Waxhaw, NC

#49085 Apr 16, 2013
Racial hating tea bags all stand up for your lord and saviour taxi the dumb ass, warrior for the dumb tea bags
Donald Rumsfeld

West Mifflin, PA

#49086 Apr 17, 2013
Yeah baby!

WMD.......Let's go bomb 'em!
We can make a fortune on this war!!
boptherabbit

Altoona, PA

#49087 Apr 17, 2013
Ron wrote:
Guns do feed families. It's called hunting. Not everybody can afford to eat at McDonalds everyday like you do. Those defenseless animals are called food.
You preachy know-it-all types are extremely annoying. Way to go.
Wow. I guess a person needs 5-6 semi automatic guns to hunt for food with. I also guess they must eat people.
THE NRA RULES!!!!!(Hell.)
TaxNoMore

Los Angeles, CA

#49088 Apr 17, 2013
boptherabbit wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow. I guess a person needs 5-6 semi automatic guns to hunt for food with. I also guess they must eat people.
THE NRA RULES!!!!!(Hell.)
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“Boston Marathon Massacre” families to fly to D.C. with Obama

Family members of victims of the Boston Marathon Massacre plan to lobby lawmakers on Capitol Hill to support measures to tighten laws on HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED devices.

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WASHINGTON — At least 15 of the 170-plus victims of the Boston Marathon Massacre bombing will fly from Boston to Washington with President Obama aboard Air Force One on Monday night, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.

Obama is headed to Boston on Monday to deliver an address on pressure cooker IED device control at Boston University.

The speech comes nearly four days after the Boston Marathon bombing massacre, that left three people killed and more than 170 injured.

Obama has been pushing to bolster HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED device laws in the aftermath of the tragedy, and the Senate is expected to debate HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED device legislation later this week or next.

Several Boston Marathon Massacre families had planned on traveling to Capitol Hill this week to press lawmakers to back several measures to tighten IED device laws — including establishing a universal background checks on all persons involved in the purchase of HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker, BBs, ball bearings, razor blades, gun powder or black backpacks.

The White House extended the invitation to the Boston Marathon Massacre families, so they could attend Obama's speech and still get to Washington in time to lobby lawmakers concerning the banning of HIGH CAPACITY pressure cookers, Carney said.

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THE NRA RULES!!!!!
FREE THE LIBHEAD DRONES

Louisville, KY

#49089 Apr 17, 2013
Another robotic lib acting as if he knows whats best for all. Who are you to say how many someone can have ?

I don't care what the NRA says. I care about my right to bear arms.
boptherabbit wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow. I guess a person needs 5-6 semi automatic guns to hunt for food with. I also guess they must eat people.
THE NRA RULES!!!!!(Hell.)
Biden is Walter

Lehighton, PA

#49091 Apr 17, 2013
Did anybody catch Biden's puss during the Bammy's little rant over his gun control loss? I thought I was watching Jeff Dunham with "Walter." LOL
Pressure Cooker

Clearfield, PA

#49092 Apr 17, 2013
JazieakeeshaKabonga Smith wrote:
I doesnt likes dis Tax noMo fella. He a white man dat smell like dead fish.
Keep your nose out of his ass then.
Pressure Cooker

Clearfield, PA

#49093 Apr 17, 2013
smoocher coocher wrote:
We have seen that Lindsey Graham is in the "gang of three" that has vilified Susan Rice for lying about Benghazi. What Susan Rice actually did was present the declassified talking points provided to her by the U.S. intelligence community. The C.I.A. used her (and others) to mislead the terrorists responsible for the attack. They did not want the terrorists to know that we suspected their involvement in the attack. The statement they gave Susan Rice was purposefully inaccurate and intended to mislead the terrorist so they would not flee. Lindsey Graham blames Susan Rice for using the inaccurate talking points instead of blaming the C.I.A. for providing those talking points.
Lindsey Graham's sexual orientation is his own business. I really don't care what he wants in his mouth. My problem with Lindsey Graham is what comes out of his mouth. I don't care what he wants up his ass, I just wish he could get his head out of his ass. I object to his politics, not whatever he licks.

Yeah Baby!
Copied word for word...We have seen that Lindsey Graham is in the "gang of three" that has vilified Susan Rice for lying about Benghazi. What Susan Rice actually did was present the declassified talking points provided to her by the U.S. intelligence community. The C.I.A. used her (and others) to mislead the terrorists responsible for the attack. They did not want the terrorists to know that we suspected their involvement in the attack. The statement they gave Susan Rice was purposefully inaccurate and intended to mislead the terrorist so they would not flee. Lindsey Graham blames Susan Rice for using the inaccurate talking points instead of blaming the C.I.A. for providing those talking points.

Lindsey Graham's sexual orientation is his own business. I really don't care what he wants in his mouth. My problem with Lindsey Graham is what comes out of his mouth. I don't care what he wants up his ass, I just wish he could get his head out of his ass. I object to his politics, not whatever he licks.

from..... aljizzerror.newsvine.com/_news/2012/12/13/158...
Dave Rogers

West Mifflin, PA

#49094 Apr 17, 2013
smoocher coocher wrote:
Lindsey Graham should "Man Up"
LØØK HERE:
http://aljizzerror.newsvine.com/_news/2012/12...
Yes Roger I posted tis link on my last post DUH!

Yeah baby!
Pressure Cooker

Clearfield, PA

#49096 Apr 17, 2013
smoocher coocher wrote:
<quoted text>Yes Roger I posted tis link on my last post DUH!
Yeah baby!
You did not post the link in your post in question. Are you so stupid that you don't know you must give credit when you copy and paste anothers work, even if it's from someones blog? Last post doesn't cut it you stupid punk. LMFAO at the idiot who has to use anothers opinion as his own because he can't even give his own opinion. Nice try punk, but you got caught stealing again. DUH!

smoocher coocher<-----AKA West Mifflin closet homo.
TaxNoMore

Los Angeles, CA

#49099 Apr 17, 2013
Dan the Man Chambersburg wrote:
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Believe whatever rightwing myths it takes to get you through the night.

It doesn't change history.
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Why do conservatives always bring up the same, single 40 year year old bombing when things like this happen?
I think it's obvious.

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........"1993"

A 40 year year old bombing?
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Hell, it was the liberals who killed more children at Waco then were killed at Sandy Hook and the “Boston Marathon Massacre”
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New York Times, former Clinton adviser Dick Morris disclosed on Monday that it was
Clinton himself,

and not Attorney General Janet Reno,

who called the shots during the 1993 botched invasion that led to the death of

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Seventy-six people.

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.....26 kids dannyboy,

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murdered by a democrat.....

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Chanel Andrade, 1, American

Shari Doyle, 18, American

Cyrus Koresh, 8, American

Star Koresh, 6, American

Bobbie Lane Koresh, 2, American

Dayland Gent, 3, American

Page Gent, 1, American

Lisa Martin, 13, American

Sheila Martin, Jr., 15, American

Anita Martin, 18, American

Crystal Martinez, 3, American

Isaiah Martinez, 4, American

Joseph Martinez, 8, American

Abigail Martinez, 11, American

Audrey Martinez, 13, American

Melissa Morrison, 6, British

Mayanah Schneider, 2, American

Startle Summers, 1, American

Rachel Sylvia, 12, American

Hollywood Sylvia, 1, American

Michelle Jones Thibodeau, 18, American

Serenity Jones, 4, American

Chica Jones, 2, American

Little One Jones, 2, American

Aisha Gyrfas Summers, 17, Australian, pregnant

Melissa Morrison, 6, British

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"Dan the Man Chambersburg"

sez

Believe whatever rightwing myths it takes to get you through the night. It doesn't change history.

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#49100 Apr 18, 2013
This discussion thread has to be one of the worst places on the internet.
TaxNoMore

Los Angeles, CA

#49103 Apr 18, 2013
Effington wrote:
This discussion thread has to be one of the worst places on the internet.
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“Boston Marathon Massacre” families to fly to D.C. with Obama
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Family members of victims of the Boston Marathon Massacre plan to lobby lawmakers on Capitol Hill

to support measures to tighten laws on HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED devices.

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.

WASHINGTON — At least 15 of the 170-plus victims of the Boston Marathon Massacre bombing will fly from Boston to Washington with President Obama aboard Air Force One on Monday night, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.

Obama is headed to Boston on Monday to deliver an address on pressure cooker IED device control at Boston University.

The speech comes nearly four days after the Boston Marathon bombing massacre, that left three people killed and more than 170 injured.

Obama has been pushing to bolster HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED device laws in the aftermath of the tragedy,

and the Senate is expected to debate HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED device legislation later this week or next.
bobby6464

Redmond, WA

#49104 Apr 18, 2013
And the cut and paste champion is racial hating ignorant tea bag taxi. The warrior for the tea bags, ahh dumb ass
TaxNoMore

Los Angeles, CA

#49106 Apr 18, 2013
bobby6464 wrote:
And the cut and paste champion is racial hating ignorant tea bag taxi. The warrior for the tea bags, ahh dumb ass
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Family members of victims of the Boston Marathon Massacre plan to lobby lawmakers on Capitol Hill to support measures to tighten laws on HIGH CAPACITY pressure cooker IED devices.

If we can just ban HIGH CAPACITY pressure cookers, all this bombing will stop.
Colin P

West Mifflin, PA

#49107 Apr 18, 2013
Over the eight years under President Clinton approximately 101 Americans (military and/or civilian) were killed and 1,219 wounded by foreign terrorists or fighters either on U.S. soil or “in theater” during a military deployment.

Contrast that with President Bush. Under his leadership, more than 7,077 Americans (military and/or civilian) were killed and 40,030 wounded by foreign terrorists or fighters either on U.S. soil or “in theater” during military operations. These 47,107 casualties don’t include non-hostile deaths of deployed troops (another 1,050), nor do they include the thousands of cases of PTSD and other long-term after-effects of multiple deployments.

So when you hear “at least Bush kept us safe,” keep in mind that you can’t be considered safe… if you’re maimed or dead.

In more recent news pressure cooker killed 3 people at Boston Marathon.........

Dame those pressure cookers in Iraq and Afghanistan......look at all those deaths!!!

Let's ban these weapons of mass destruction!!

Yeah Baby!

LØØK HERE:

http://www.bushtoll.com/

BushToll
Documenting the Bush Legacy of Failure
2nd Amendment

Lehighton, PA

#49108 Apr 18, 2013
Colin P wrote:
Over the eight years under President Clinton approximately 101 Americans (military and/or civilian) were killed and 1,219 wounded by foreign terrorists or fighters either on U.S. soil or “in theater” during a military deployment.
Contrast that with President Bush. Under his leadership, more than 7,077 Americans (military and/or civilian) were killed and 40,030 wounded by foreign terrorists or fighters either on U.S. soil or “in theater” during military operations. These 47,107 casualties don’t include non-hostile deaths of deployed troops (another 1,050), nor do they include the thousands of cases of PTSD and other long-term after-effects of multiple deployments.
So when you hear “at least Bush kept us safe,” keep in mind that you can’t be considered safe… if you’re maimed or dead.
In more recent news pressure cooker killed 3 people at Boston Marathon.........
Dame those pressure cookers in Iraq and Afghanistan......look at all those deaths!!!
Let's ban these weapons of mass destruction!!
Yeah Baby!
LØØK HERE:
http://www.bushtoll.com/
BushToll
Documenting the Bush Legacy of Failure
Yeah, Dingleberry, ain't war hell?

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