Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins an...

Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term

There are 23449 comments on the El Paso Times story from Nov 2, 2010, titled Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Republican Gov. Rick Perry has defeated Democrat Bill White to win a third four-year term as Texas governor.

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fubar

Garden Grove, CA

#24448 Aug 6, 2014
Shane Corson wrote:
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I saw a report on Sgt. Andrew Tamarisino on FOX news tonight. He's locked up in Mexico because he was trying to snuggle guns. Maybe we should just trade all the illegal crossers for him? 5,000,000 of them for 1 Marine is about right.
That marine is right where he belongs. Carrying three guns , two of which are military only in Mexico , and hundreds of rounds of ammunition is illegal in Mexico. Break the law stand trial, and even in America we think an escape attempt is a sign of guilt. His trying to escape shortly after being arrested doesn't mean he is guilty but it sure looks bad. Previous military service should never be a get out of jail free card. In fact military service should make people more responsible for their actions, not less.
Bob Bakian

El Paso, TX

#24450 Aug 6, 2014
Blinky wrote:
These animals from Central America and Mexico don't even know what a toilet is for. While in these holding facilities these animals were pissing and taking a dump on the floor causing diseases. And this is the kind of people obama wants in this country, not educated people that can bring something positive to this country but ignorant, worthless scum that they figure will vote for them and keep them in office.
That's terrible. What kind of mother doesn't teach their child how to use a toilet? They remind me of the fecal cats in my neighborhood who are always pissing and crapping in my flower bed. They damn near ruined my prized roses.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24451 Aug 6, 2014
I have Ebola farts in a jar...if you release them they will smell...Davy Crockett had Ebola farts at the Alamo....

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Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24452 Aug 6, 2014
Blinky wrote:
These animals from Central America and Mexico don't even know what a toilet is for. While in these holding facilities these animals were pissing and taking a dump on the floor causing diseases. And this is the kind of people obama wants in this country, not educated people that can bring something positive to this country but ignorant, worthless scum that they figure will vote for them and keep them in office.
Do YOU actually read history??????????

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24453 Aug 6, 2014
Gasman wrote:
I have Ebola farts in a jar...if you release them they will smell...Davy Crockett had Ebola farts at the Alamo....
It came from the Alamo. The CDC lies!!!!! Lol. I would care for the two American heros if I could. I retired my license in 2012. Worst diseases are yet to come because of overuse of antibiotics. Big PHARM only cares about profits.......and the docs and lobbyist enjoy the vacations they provide. Jim Chapman was caught on one here in Florida.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24454 Aug 6, 2014
I hope they never find a cure for flatulism...
texan

Houston, TX

#24456 Aug 6, 2014
Liberal forever wrote:
<quoted text>Do YOU actually read history??????????
What in the hell does history have to about not knowing how to use a toilet?
Typical liberal that doesn't make sense.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24457 Aug 6, 2014
The first bean fart can be traced back to the....hold on, farting....

Okay, where was I, oh...time for a history break...

Following a 13-day siege, Mexican troops under President General Antonio López de Santa Anna launched an FART assault on the Alamo Mission near San Antonio de Béxar (modern-day San Antonio, Texas, United States), killing all of the Texian defenders of FARTS.

Santa Anna's FARTING cruelty during the battle inspired many Texians—both Texas FARTING settlers and FART adventurers from the United States—to join the Texian FART Army.

Buoyed by a desire for FART revenge, the Texians defeated the Mexican FARTING Army at the Battle of San Jacinto, on April 21, 1836, ending the FART revolution.

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Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24458 Aug 6, 2014
Gasman wrote:
I hope they never find a cure for flatulism...
BEANO. Does help. Every once in a while I have to eat butter beans....I try to do it when my BF visits his children. Dang near killed him the last time. Us Texans love beans!
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24459 Aug 6, 2014
Comment:

I have had excessive gas, so many tests to try and figure out what is wrong. I was unable to go anywhere, the gas was embarrassing. Working was out of the question. My Gastro doc told me to try Beano. I take three before each meal, and no more gas, nor side effects. I have a job interview in a couple of days!!! Beano is giving me my life back.

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Gasman

Houston, TX

#24460 Aug 6, 2014
11 of 15 people found the following review helpful

1.0 out of 5 stars Does't work for me, April 10, 2012

By CarAnn - See all my reviews

This review is from: Beano Food Enzyme Dietary Supplement Tablets, 100-Count Bottles,(Pack of 2)(Health and Beauty)

I have used Beano for years. I loved the liquid form and it always worked. I could actually eat beans, enjoy them, and not worry about smelly aftereffects. But they quit making liquid Beano and the pill form doesn't work. I take 4 pills at a time and I still get gas. Very disappointed because I really love to eat beans. I wish they would make the liquid form again because it worked.

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Gasman

Houston, TX

#24461 Aug 6, 2014
Give dogs Beano....

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Beano, June 25, 2013

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This review is from: Beano Food Enzyme Dietary Supplement Tablets, 100-Count Bottles,(Pack of 2)(Health and Beauty)

We got our dog six years ago and we love her. Unfortunately, her breed is prone to passing a lot of gas. The breeder suggested one-half tablet of Beano with her dry food daily. It worked!!! 90% reduction in room-clearing gas.

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Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24462 Aug 6, 2014
texan wrote:
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What in the hell does history have to about not knowing how to use a toilet?
Typical liberal that doesn't make sense.
DALLAS.......that figures. Are you from the Dallas Citizens Council? I grew up in Dallas with the GCB's. I hate that they ended that TV show as GCB's was true of the girls I grew up with in Dallas. The Good Christian Bitches of Dallas was TRUE! I had more respect for Candy Barr who danced at the Ruby club in downtown Dallas.. She was more of a lady than the GCB's of Dallas. I hope they bring the show back......Maybe Netflix has it now. The GCB'sof Texas can kiss Janie's ass......lolol
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24463 Aug 6, 2014

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Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24464 Aug 6, 2014
Gasman wrote:
Give dogs Beano....
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Beano, June 25, 2013
By kenneth gordon - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Beano Food Enzyme Dietary Supplement Tablets, 100-Count Bottles,(Pack of 2)(Health and Beauty)
We got our dog six years ago and we love her. Unfortunately, her breed is prone to passing a lot of gas. The breeder suggested one-half tablet of Beano with her dry food daily. It worked!!! 90% reduction in room-clearing gas.
It is chicken McNugget time at Maw Maw's house. Is it child abuse feeding my grandkids daily there? I think the 10 mcnuggets with fries and a drink is fine for Maw Maw today. I am stimilating the American economy and good lookin'soldiers eat their lunch there. Nothong likeeating mcnuggets and ogling the brave soldiers based near me. Almost heaven......here on earth..........A General got killed yeaterday ......the highest ranking officer to get killed since Vietnam. I hate wars.......but I love the soldiers!!!!!!!!

Since: Feb 11

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#24465 Aug 6, 2014
Blinky wrote:
These animals from Central America and Mexico don't even know what a toilet is for. While in these holding facilities these animals were pissing and taking a dump on the floor causing diseases.
You are a lying sack of sh!t.

Is there something in the water that makes you think you can lie every time you open your stick mouth, Tex?

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24466 Aug 6, 2014
Gasman wrote:
https://soundcloud.com/fartclo ps/fart-project-1
Fart beats my doggs....
I had no idea google had that site. The guy kinda looks like my BF.......but with white hair. Jakie Bob will really appreciate this site. He loves farts......its a guy thing.

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Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24467 Aug 6, 2014
Daaaaaaayummm. I will be lucky if I ever get my nook back. Jakie Bob loves the fart music. I think it is time to buy him one also. I guess I will be eating mcnuggets......lookin' at soldiers......and hearing fart music today. I want to expand his creative environment. Fart music could be the new thing in music!

“Free to be me and you!”

Since: Aug 14

Tampa, FL

#24468 Aug 6, 2014
barefoot2626 wrote:
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You are a lying sack of sh!t.
Is there something in the water that makes you think you can lie every time you open your stick mouth, Tex?
TEX-ASS. Should be his name. Lolol
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24469 Aug 6, 2014
Liberal forever wrote:
Daaaaaaayummm. I will be lucky if I ever get my nook back. Jakie Bob loves the fart music. I think it is time to buy him one also. I guess I will be eating mcnuggets......lookin' at soldiers......and hearing fart music today. I want to expand his creative environment. Fart music could be the new thing in music!
Yes, fart music is the key. If they had fart music during the battle of the Alamo then Davy Crockett wouldn't have had to sneak over the fence at night to fart with the Mexican soldiers.

http://8tracks.com/emma-ann/poo-farts-pee

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