Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term

Nov 2, 2010 Read more: El Paso Times 23,164
Republican Gov. Rick Perry has defeated Democrat Bill White to win a third four-year term as Texas governor. Read more
NY Pizzafarts

United States

#22968 May 14, 2014
I just crouched down and farted 3 times....
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#22969 May 14, 2014
NY Pizzafarts wrote:
I just crouched down and farted 3 times....
That all?. Go eat at least five or six pickled eggs and wash them down with a six pack of cheap beer. It might not smell very nice but you will have many farts for
your own listening pleasure.
Yvette Garcia

El Paso, TX

#22970 May 14, 2014
Proud Repub wrote:
Im Mexican and Im Conservative. Accept it.
Just today these latinos won the votes for governor
We now have a Latina Governor in New Mexico Susana Martinez (the first hispanic woman to be elected governor)
And We have a Latino Governor in Florida
(Marco Rubio)
Guess what they are Both Proud Republicans.
I nearly crapped my pants when I read this and I have a hot date tonight. A dude has promised to pay for my daughter's procedure if I ball him and I don't want messy drawers so please refrain from posting more of this crap.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#22971 May 14, 2014
Yvette Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
I nearly crapped my pants when I read this and I have a hot date tonight. A dude has promised to pay for my daughter's procedure if I ball him and I don't want messy drawers so please refrain from posting more of this crap.
Did you meet your "hot date" at a Battleground Texas rally?. Stupid spammer.
Datefarts

United States

#22972 May 15, 2014
Yvette Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
I nearly crapped my pants....
That's what I'm talking about....I am farting again....
Yvette Garcia

El Paso, TX

#22973 May 16, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you meet your "hot date" at a Battleground Texas rally?. Stupid spammer.
It's Wendy's birthday!

Volunteers are busy planning weekend canvasses and phone banks to celebrate with the Senator. But for now, I know there are a lot of people who want to wish Wendy well, so I'm getting started early.
why

Hondo, TX

#22974 May 16, 2014
test
Larry Driscoll

El Paso, TX

#22975 May 16, 2014
Frank Phartz wrote:
I like to fart on a packed airplane at 30,000 feet....
Do you ever fart in the tub? When I was growing up, we were dirt poor and that was the only way we could have a jacuzzi.
This is your pookie

Hempstead, TX

#22976 May 16, 2014
Wow... Your farts make me smile. Laugh, and then pass out from the toxic fumes that come out like green pepe le pue cartoon fog
why

Hondo, TX

#22977 May 17, 2014
test

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#22979 May 19, 2014
Yvette Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>
I nearly crapped my pants when I read this and I have a hot date tonight. A dude has promised to pay for my daughter's procedure if I ball him and I don't want messy drawers so please refrain from posting more of this crap.
Yuck! Like, we would want to know any details of your bleach-worthy whorish Mexican traditions? You people are gross and loose.

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#22980 May 19, 2014
You know, farts are nasty, gross things. Decent Americans don't really make farting a part of daily conversation. Unless you're about 9 years old.
Bernard Forand

East Quogue, NY

#22981 May 20, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
You know, farts are nasty, gross things. Decent Americans don't really make farting a part of daily conversation. Unless you're about 9 years old.

Well truth is coming to realize just what level of maturity is attracted to the defiant texas truth. Proves that Gallup polls are on the money when it comes to expose which party is favored and which party is going the way of the frogs with their constant cry for more bigot, bigot, bigot, bigot…..

http://www.gallup.com/poll/169091/democratic-... May 16, 2014
Democratic Party Still Seen More Favorably Than GOP
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#22982 May 20, 2014
There's one dog in my neighborhood who has been crapping on my lawn and pissing on my garden. Would I be justified in shooting him if I catch him red handed? Or in this case, if I catch him with his leg lifted or in the process of taking a dump? I could save the turds if I need that as evidence, but I don't know if they do DNA tests on dog logs.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#22983 May 20, 2014
Bernard Forand wrote:
<quoted text>
Well truth is coming to realize just what level of maturity is attracted to the defiant texas truth. Proves that Gallup polls are on the money when it comes to expose which party is favored and which party is going the way of the frogs with their constant cry for more bigot, bigot, bigot, bigot…..
http://www.gallup.com/poll/169091/democratic-... May 16, 2014
Democratic Party Still Seen More Favorably Than GOP
Big deal. Let's see what happens in November. The majority of "working people" in this country are fed up with the party of socialism.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#22985 May 20, 2014
L Morales wrote:
There's one dog in my neighborhood who has been crapping on my lawn and pissing on my garden. Would I be justified in shooting him if I catch him red handed? Or in this case, if I catch him with his leg lifted or in the process of taking a dump? I could save the turds if I need that as evidence, but I don't know if they do DNA tests on dog logs.
The next time that you find a pile of dog logs, take a taste test to see which dog left the pile to start with.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#22986 May 20, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
<quoted text>
The next time that you find a pile of dog logs, take a taste test to see which dog left the pile to start with.
How the hell can you identify a dog by the taste of its crap? It never ceases to amaze me how dopey some posters in here are.
Flim flam

San Antonio, TX

#22987 May 20, 2014
L Morales wrote:
<quoted text>
How the hell can you identify a dog by the taste of its crap? It never ceases to amaze me how dopey some posters in here are.
He must of ate a dog turd to know there's a difference.
You love treasure angel

Hempstead, TX

#22988 May 20, 2014
Now how can I get you back in my arms

Say angel let's talk

You got my Guy

I gave him forever always kisses with bacon cheese burgers and chips
You love treasure angel

Hempstead, TX

#22989 May 20, 2014
See this ---> treasure angel ... I don't kill or steel

Now I want my guy
Say angel let's talk ... Why don't we go for a walk

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