Who do you support for Governor in Texas in 2010?

[Pedro]

What

[Chorizo Patron]

http://www.lemonparty.tv/ <- Vote for the party that Texas needs.

[Socialism Studies]

I hate socialism so much :

If my house is on fire I won't call the fire department, and i'll never call the police for any reason.

I don't drive on public roads, or use traffic lights. I don't use tap water, the US Mail or fly in an airplane since they're all goverment subsidised.

I can't send my kids to public school, or take anything out from the library.

Socialism is no good, and has no place in america. It will never work!

[Defiant1]

Socialism Studies wrote:

I hate socialism so much :
If my house is on fire I won't call the fire department, and i'll never call the police for any reason.
I don't drive on public roads, or use traffic lights. I don't use tap water, the US Mail or fly in an airplane since they're all goverment subsidised.
I can't send my kids to public school, or take anything out from the library.
Socialism is no good, and has no place in america. It will never work!

The only thing that doesn't work, is you.

[Robert E Lee]

Texan wrote:

Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?
It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!
I like to let the other guy win lol.
You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!

My sgts and I were busy thumb wrestling during the civil war, that's why we got wrecked.

(And we were not only wrong, but weak too. A tradition that continues in the south today.)

[Defiant1]

My grand daddy used to beat me in thumb wrestling all of the dang time.

He did it with both hands on my shoulders, too I don't know how! It was like a magic show.

Just like magic, he made me promise that it was our little secret.

[Brian Fong]

Defiant1 wrote:

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I want you to stretch my bung-hole with your head. I really love the smell of men.

Defiant1? More like Deflaming1!!

You just got Fong'd!

B.Fong

[ol sugar pants]

I want to perform a damn invasion of your prostate!
Let's meet up at the bar tonight, I'll push in your stool - while you're standing, u hick faget!

"Texan" posts here instead of Virginia because there are many more gays in texas for him to meet. The steers and queers thing is true, and there are many more queers.

Topix is a gay meetup site, I know you can't help it but stop playing dumb!

[Facts Machine]

damn invasion wrote:

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God told us we could eat meat that wasn't with a cloven hoof.
So, yes, we can eat meat.
Are you anorexic or anything? You must have some kind of eating disorder.

God didn't say that, man did. That bible is only a few thousand years old, and the earth is more than a few BILLION years old. It's one bible of many bibles, of many religions.

There are bigger religions older than Christianity, which don't eat meat. The people practicing them also act much more like Jesus than anyone in texas does. Jesus was a dark skinned liberal, so he even has much more in common with Obama than you!

You seemed to miss the part right in the beginning of your book where it said " thou shalt not kill".

[Fffhvd]

Vgrsdg

[Ida]

But he was a fisherman.
Ruins your whole PETA argument. BTW, if you read past their first webpage PETA stands for and works toward some pretty eye-opening goals:

The end of pet ownership in one generation. They think animals have rights, so they shouldn't be "slaves." This kind of thinking moves us back to the Dark Ages, when they can prosecute us for putting out rat poison or hitting a raccoon on the highway. If they have rights, then PETA can sue in a class action situation when we spray for West Nile, or even swat a fly.
A fly is a rat is a dog is a boy.
That is part of their mantra. Every PETA member I have ever met will eventually make that statement.
Yes, Jesus ate fish. If he was truly God among us, wouldn't he know what he should and shouldn't eat?
Just more idiots trying to tell everyone else what to eat, what to drive, what to wear and what to say.

[Cdu]

Ubd

[waco1909]

Facts Machine wrote:

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God didn't say that, man did. That bible is only a few thousand years old, and the earth is more than a few BILLION years old. It's one bible of many bibles, of many religions.
There are bigger religions older than Christianity, which don't eat meat. The people practicing them also act much more like Jesus than anyone in texas does. Jesus was a dark skinned liberal, so he even has much more in common with Obama than you!
You seemed to miss the part right in the beginning of your book where it said " thou shalt not kill".

Which"bigger religion"is older than Christianity? By the way, only stupid people generalize.There are quite a few liberals in Texas.We even voted for Obama! We were just outnumbered.

[waco1909]

Robert E Lee wrote:

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My sgts and I were busy thumb wrestling during the civil war, that's why we got wrecked.
(And we were not only wrong, but weak too. A tradition that continues in the south today.)

Weak? Better check out those civil war fatality statistics.

[tesd]

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[Brian Fong]

damn invasion wrote:

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Y'all, woman tend to stay away from me. In fact I've only been with under a handful of women, all of which were fat and pretty dang ugly. Seems as if pretty ladies dont like old, ignorant racists who spend their days in chat rooms listening to glen beck.Those Mexicans keep coming in, and I'm too dang weak to defend myself. I can't hurt a dang fly y'all!!

Psst, I heard a family was moving to this country, just like your family did at one time, to look for a better life. You better arm yourself to the teeth and hide inside the trailer park, typing paranoid comments on a dumb website, that'll show them! Damn Invasion: You just got Fong'd

[Heavy Fed]

damn invasion wrote:

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Why do you post from VA?

That's as close as he can get to Texas without getting his ass kicked.

[Hezekiah]

waco1909 wrote:

<quoted text> Weak? Better check out those civil war fatality statistics.

Most Civil War deaths were caused by disease in the camps.

[Black Power]

Hezekiah wrote:

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Most Civil War deaths were caused by disease in the camps.

I heard it was from the southerners retreating so quickly they had heart attacks. It's amazing that they're still such pussees after all these years.

The blacks sure aren't! Now they're the best at sports AND politics, and the rednecks are the slaves!

That's what they get for thinking it's ok to enslave another human being. Good thing the south is hot, it's getting the people there ready for an eternity burning in hell.

[Defiant1]

Brian Fong wrote:

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Defiant1? More like Deflaming1!!
You just got Fong'd!
B.Fong

What a joke you stupid LIEbral retards are. You brag in one post about your big deal education and then spend the rest of your time posting garbage.

The closest to an education that a pervert like you ever had was attending some worthless liberal arts college and your studies consisted of fudge packing and finger painting. Not really what anyone would call marketable skills. LOL

That's why you spend all day playing on the internet, instead of doing anything productive. No wonder why this country is turning into a cesspool.