Who do you support for Governor in Te...

“I don't believe in mathematics”

Since: Aug 08

De Leon, TX

#12834 Jan 28, 2013
That was a very emotional display, Deviant. You must be paralyzed with fear to know the helicopters are coming for you.

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#12835 Jan 28, 2013
Hezekiah wrote:
That was a very emotional display, Deviant. You must be paralyzed with fear to know the helicopters are coming for you.
That's nothing to joke about, the Army held joint exercises with the local law enforcement today in Houston, scared the hell out of a bunch of people.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story...

Check out the video.

Why do you think the Army is training with local law enforcement???

“I don't believe in mathematics”

Since: Aug 08

De Leon, TX

#12836 Jan 28, 2013
Don't worry, HF. I'm sure you boys will be able to fend off government tyranny with your shotguns and pitchforks.

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#12837 Jan 28, 2013
Hezekiah wrote:
Don't worry, HF. I'm sure you boys will be able to fend off government tyranny with your shotguns and pitchforks.
By that time it'll be too late... I don't plan on waiting.
tesd

Hondo, TX

#12838 Jan 29, 2013
test
Southern Seinfeld

United States

#12839 Jan 29, 2013
What's the deal with people backing into parking spots?

Who are these people?

It's easier to just drive forward into to the narrow spot, and back out into the wide lot. Some people insist on doing it backward, like the way they think.
bss

Lockhart, TX

#12840 Jan 29, 2013
,you either back in or back out retard.
Texan

Wichita, KS

#12841 Jan 29, 2013
One bullet at a time, whenever.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#12843 Jan 29, 2013
As someone who is gay and proud, I Iove Texas, there are so many options for me! Most of these so-called "cowboys" are just like the cowboys in the village people, or my favorite movie "Brokeback Mountain". They act conservative out in public, but behind closed doors they go wild. Now, granted, Texas men are notoriously small in the jeans, but I've never gotten laid as much as when I visited Texas! The same macho men who talk about hunting and trucks wound up being incredibly sensitive, often resting their heads on my chest and falling asleep to the sound of my heatbeat. After watching their football teams lose, these guys would race over and rip off their wranglers, most of them were married and said that watching the cowboys game made them horny, all those men in tights bumping into each other. Believe me guys, I get it lol!
My friends in New York will say to me, "Yeah but aren't Texans nothing but fat un-educated racists with no culture?" and sure theres something to that, but when you have one of these men in your bed, begging to be rode like a horse and called George Bush, you'll understand what I mean.
Texan

Wichita, KS

#12844 Jan 29, 2013
There ARE NO REAL COWBOYS in Dallas, the two guys in BBMountain were sheppards not cowboys, and the Village people are all fake what evers. And you are sooooo full of s--t. Stay in NY you aren't needed here.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#12845 Jan 29, 2013
Texan wrote:
"..the two guys in BBMountain were sheppards not cowboys, and may I add very cute, and the Village people are all great. And you are sooooo hot, are you single?. You can Stay in MY trailer home, and clothes aren't needed here.
Sorry buddy, I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend. Besides, I like a man with an education.
Texan

Wichita, KS

#12846 Jan 29, 2013
Don't be flattered, you are a liar and in desperate need of a woman. Better that you keep your location hidden.

“Vote”

Since: May 12

Houston

#12847 Jan 29, 2013
Southern Seinfeld wrote:
What's the deal with people backing into parking spots?
Who are these people?
It's easier to just drive forward into to the narrow spot, and back out into the wide lot. Some people insist on doing it backward, like the way they think.
Jerry is worth 800 million.How about you?

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#12848 Jan 29, 2013
Brian Fong wrote:
<quoted text>
Sorry buddy, I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend. Besides, I like a man with an education.
Please, don't let the resident troll convince you he is a Texan... as you can see by his server... he is no where near Texas.

He is not by any means to be taken as a representative of anyone from Texas... please excuse his behavior... he is on welfare... he lives with his grandmother... this is all he has.

Other than this post referring to he who shall not be named... I completely ignore him now... and I suggest you and all the other posters and readers do the same.
Texan

Wichita, KS

#12851 Jan 29, 2013
As I have already stated, if I were a troll I would have pulled off your head and s--t down your neck. I am a NATIVE Texan, most definatly live in Texas, and represent no one but myself. I have a very good job,and live in my own home. All my grandparents have been deceased over twentyfive years. My hehavior needs no apology, least of all from a false prophet, and liar such as yourself Fed. You might never name me but you will never ignore me, you just aren't strong enough to do that, and only your alter ego Know Notheeng, and Damn invasion pay any attention to your suggestions. Everyone knows you to be a liar, ego maniac, and false prophet. So get your mommy to buy some more dope and return to LA and you foggy state of mind. Around here you will merely get a head ache.

“Vote”

Since: May 12

Houston

#12852 Jan 29, 2013
Brian Fong wrote:
As someone who is gay and proud, I Iove Texas, there are so many options for me! Most of these so-called "cowboys" are just like the cowboys in the village people, or my favorite movie "Brokeback Mountain". They act conservative out in public, but behind closed doors they go wild. Now, granted, Texas men are notoriously small in the jeans, but I've never gotten laid as much as when I visited Texas! The same macho men who talk about hunting and trucks wound up being incredibly sensitive, often resting their heads on my chest and falling asleep to the sound of my heatbeat. After watching their football teams lose, these guys would race over and rip off their wranglers, most of them were married and said that watching the cowboys game made them horny, all those men in tights bumping into each other. Believe me guys, I get it lol!
My friends in New York will say to me, "Yeah but aren't Texans nothing but fat un-educated racists with no culture?" and sure theres something to that, but when you have one of these men in your bed, begging to be rode like a horse and called George Bush, you'll understand what I mean.
You seem to be a big fan of New York.The city or the state, or both?Pretty state,a tad cold in upstate New York, but the Finger Lakes are very nice.Jeremy Lin seems to like Houston a lot.
orange

Corpus Christi, TX

#12853 Jan 29, 2013
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Texan

United States

#12854 Jan 29, 2013
Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?

It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!

I like to let the other guy win lol.

You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!
Ida

Dallas, TX

#12855 Jan 29, 2013
You seem to have a pretty thorough knowledge of butt holes.
Seventh grader?
Texan

United States

#12856 Jan 29, 2013
Ida wrote:
You seem to have a pretty thorough knowledge of butt holes.
Seventh grader?
I sure do! Men's butt holes, that is. Nothing like pulling down a sweaty pair of stretched out hanes and poking through the hair to find treasure!

I'm not a 7th grader, but have the intelligence of one. Who's really dum though is that coon obummer!

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