Pastor's evening word

Pastor's evening word

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Pastor Tom

London, KY

#1 Jun 13, 2012
Inspired by a dream I had, of brilliant angels trumpeting the return of the King. Jesus is coming my friends, Repent of drugs, idolatry, fornication and alcohol. Join a local church and tithe with your heart. Enlist yourself into am army of prayer warriors. Pray that these mighty men and women of God will sweep booze and drugs out of this region

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#2 Jun 13, 2012
"Inspired by a dream I had, of brilliant angels trumpeting the return of the King." I had a dream that the Flying Spaghetti Monster kicked Yahweh's ass. It must be true, huh?

"Jesus is coming my friends" Jesus has been cumming for 2000 years.

"Repent of drugs, idolatry, fornication and alcohol" Drugs are stupid, but not always immoral. There is nothing inherently wrong with the other three.

"Join a local church and tithe with your heart." There's the punchline, God (the church leaders) need your money! Religion is big business. Empty your life savings, old people.

"Enlist yourself into am army of prayer warriors." Yes, Christianity is a doctrine of intolerance, hate and violence.

"Pray that these mighty men and women of God will sweep booze and drugs out of this region" No one can make you drink alcohol. Don't force your idiotic religious rules on everyone else. Mind your own business.
Pastor Tom wrote:
Inspired by a dream I had, of brilliant angels trumpeting the return of the King. Jesus is coming my friends, Repent of drugs, idolatry, fornication and alcohol. Join a local church and tithe with your heart. Enlist yourself into am army of prayer warriors. Pray that these mighty men and women of God will sweep booze and drugs out of this region

Since: Jun 11

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#3 Jun 14, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
Inspired by a dream I had, of brilliant angels trumpeting the return of the King. Jesus is coming my friends, Repent of drugs, idolatry, fornication and alcohol. Join a local church and tithe with your heart. Enlist yourself into am army of prayer warriors. Pray that these mighty men and women of God will sweep booze and drugs out of this region
I always enjoy the hypocrisy of "We are a peaceful and loving religion" then tagging war-like names on everything. Prayer Warrior, Solider for God, God's Army. Yes, it is all very peaceful.

Btw, stop believing dreams. They are nothing more than your mind clearing out the junk and decompressing while you are asleep.
Pastor Tom

Englewood, CO

#4 Jun 14, 2012
God loves even the hardcore atheist. But to earn eternal salvation, you must give your heart to the King of Kings, Jesus Christ himself. Turn away from modern secular teachings. Repent now! I will continue to pray for the lost and the backslidden. God Bless London, and God Bless the dedicated prayer warriors that keep the wolves of sin at the door.

Since: Jun 11

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#5 Jun 14, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
God loves even the hardcore atheist. But to earn eternal salvation, you must give your heart to the King of Kings, Jesus Christ himself. Turn away from modern secular teachings. Repent now! I will continue to pray for the lost and the backslidden. God Bless London, and God Bless the dedicated prayer warriors that keep the wolves of sin at the door.
Keep the wolves at the door. Now that is an interesting statement that just screams of fear and isolation. There are scary things outside child, stay close to mommy and do what she says and you will be fine. Don't look outside, don't check the door, trust me the wolves are there. What a bunch of rubbish.

Since: Apr 10

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#6 Jun 14, 2012
"God loves even the hardcore atheist."

That is false because your god is not real. Furthermore, I'm glad that Yahweh is make-believe because I wouldn't want to be "loved" by a torturing mass murderer.
Pastor Tom wrote:
God loves even the hardcore atheist. But to earn eternal salvation, you must give your heart to the King of Kings, Jesus Christ himself. Turn away from modern secular teachings. Repent now! I will continue to pray for the lost and the backslidden. God Bless London, and God Bless the dedicated prayer warriors that keep the wolves of sin at the door.
real

London, KY

#7 Jun 14, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
Inspired by a dream I had, of brilliant angels trumpeting the return of the King. Jesus is coming my friends, Repent of drugs, idolatry, fornication and alcohol. Join a local church and tithe with your heart. Enlist yourself into am army of prayer warriors. Pray that these mighty men and women of God will sweep booze and drugs out of this region
You first PT, you are a sic sorry excuse and just crazy enough to be a pastor, but that's not saying much in the first place. Takes all kinds. Does "tithe with your heart" mean no money necessary or give til it hurts?
Pastor Tom

London, KY

#8 Jun 14, 2012
The good news: God will forgive those who have made blasphemous comments. The price: give your heart to Jesus and turn away from sin, including alcohol, drugs, fornication, perversions. Immerse yourself in the word. Praise the ruler, Jesus.

Since: Apr 10

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#9 Jun 14, 2012
"The good news: God will forgive those who have made blasphemous comments." You're wrong for three reasons" 1. Your god is not real. 2. Torturing people for eternity is not forgiveness. 3. If you blaspheme the Holy Spirit, there is no forgiveness. By the way, the Holy Spirit is not real.

"The price: give your heart to Jesus" Translation: Turn off your brain and believe complete nonsense.

"and turn away from sin, including alcohol" Didn't Jesus turn water into wine?

"drugs" I don't recall the Bible saying anything about drugs. Anyway, drugs are not always immoral. A person who smokes an occasional joint, for example, isn't hurting anyone.

"fornication" There is nothing wrong with having sex. 7 billion people are the result.

"perversions" Christianity is a perversion.

"Praise the ruler, Jesus." Who but a servile sheep would want to worship a "Ruler." Keep your mind-shackles and slavery ambitions to yourself.
Pastor Tom wrote:
The good news: God will forgive those who have made blasphemous comments. The price: give your heart to Jesus and turn away from sin, including alcohol, drugs, fornication, perversions. Immerse yourself in the word. Praise the ruler, Jesus.
Pastor Tom

London, KY

#10 Jun 14, 2012
Blessings to those who choose a life of emptiness. We will continue to pray for your salvation. I feel as if the above poster is ready to break the shackles of bondage. Make that first move , son. Give yourself to the Lord. Repent and praise him! Only through Him can you live eternally!

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#11 Jun 14, 2012
"I feel as if the above poster is ready to break the shackles of bondage."

You've got it backwards. Christianity shackles the mind. The only way to believe the nonsense of your religion is to believe without question, to surrender your Reason. Reason is one of the faculties that separate us from other animals. Perhaps that's why religious people throughout the centuries have behaved like animals?
Pastor Tom wrote:
Blessings to those who choose a life of emptiness. We will continue to pray for your salvation. I feel as if the above poster is ready to break the shackles of bondage. Make that first move , son. Give yourself to the Lord. Repent and praise him! Only through Him can you live eternally!

Since: Jun 11

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#12 Jun 14, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
Blessings to those who choose a life of emptiness. We will continue to pray for your salvation. I feel as if the above poster is ready to break the shackles of bondage. Make that first move , son. Give yourself to the Lord. Repent and praise him! Only through Him can you live eternally!
If you think Anti is going to "break the shackles of bondage" and be blinded by your light then I bet you might be interested in a bridge I have for sale. Lmao!

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#13 Jun 14, 2012
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Simple Fact 79 wrote:
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If you think Anti is going to "break the shackles of bondage" and be blinded by your light then I bet you might be interested in a bridge I have for sale. Lmao!

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#14 Jun 15, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
The good news: God will forgive those who have made blasphemous comments. The price: give your heart to Jesus and turn away from sin, including alcohol, drugs, fornication, perversions. Immerse yourself in the word. Praise the ruler, Jesus.
I don't drink alcohol. I don't take drugs. I'm not perverted.

I do fornicate but it's always with another girl.

How am I doing? Pretty good for an atheist, right?

I'm gonna go praise my ruler. Should I praise the inches or centimeters?
real

London, KY

#15 Jun 15, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
The good news: God will forgive those who have made blasphemous comments. The price: give your heart to Jesus and turn away from sin, including alcohol, drugs, fornication, perversions. Immerse yourself in the word. Praise the ruler, Jesus.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
Pastor Tom

London, KY

#16 Jun 15, 2012
River Tam wrote:
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I don't drink alcohol. I don't take drugs. I'm not perverted.
I do fornicate but it's always with another girl.
How am I doing? Pretty good for an atheist, right?
I'm gonna go praise my ruler. Should I praise the inches or centimeters?
The wages of sin are death. Fornication and sexual perversion are sin. I urge you to repent and give your heart to HIM.

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#17 Jun 15, 2012
"The wages of sin are death." Sin isn't real because there is no Yahweh to sin against.

"Fornication..." ...is awesome, with a condom.

"and sexual perversion are sin." Does that include the God of the Bible telling his underlings to keep the virgin women and children for themselves, as spoils of war?
Pastor Tom wrote:
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The wages of sin are death. Fornication and sexual perversion are sin. I urge you to repent and give your heart to HIM.
MrsSgtJarvis

London, KY

#18 Jun 15, 2012
I comment Pastor Tom for witnessing to this board the way that he does. I do find it pathetic however that when he is stating what he believes that someone would come back and write such terrible and disgusting things. We are supposed to keep our minds and hearts pure and the replies on this post are just sinful. You don't have to agree with him but please don't write such deplorable things because you never know who's mind you are affecting. If the things that come out of your mouth aren't clean then your heart surely isn't either. I too will be praying for you.

"Above all else guard your heart for everything you do flows from it"
Proverbs 4:23
MrsSgtJarvis

London, KY

#19 Jun 15, 2012
Commend*

Since: Oct 10

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#20 Jun 15, 2012
Pastor Tom wrote:
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The wages of sin are death. Fornication and sexual perversion are sin. I urge you to repent and give your heart to HIM.
God raped a little girl and made her pregnant. Is he going to Hell?

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