Why do men have to "adjust" themselve...

Why do men have to "adjust" themselves in public?

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Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#1 Jul 19, 2010
Everytime I go out somewhere I end up seeing some man grab himself and it's not sexy!
I mean I know WHY men do it, I just don't understand why they have to be so blatant about it. Can't you guys find some way to adjust your package without having to show the whole world how it's done!
I don't want to see someone walking through Wal-Mart (or anywhere else) playing with himself.
I understand that..."it sticks to your leg," or "it gets in a bind," (as my husbands says) and you have to take care of it, but do you have to do it in front of God and everybody?
And granted, 9 times out of 10 it's the young guys that are doing it...you know the ones, the ones that don't give a crap about no one but themselves! They think they are the "bomb" or the "shit" or whatever they wanna call it these days! These guys really get my goat!
My husband is 43 and I've never once seen him "adjust" himself in public and that's because he believes in gentlemanly behavior. There are some that could take a lesson from that!
Look, I know it something men have to deal with...but could you at least have the common decency to turn around, find a corner, hide in a clothes rack, go to the bathroom or...something! All I'm asking is...Think before your Grope!!
Is that too much to ask?
Redhead

London, KY

#2 Jul 19, 2010
Thank you I agree with you and yeah if they would wear the right underwear it would help to.Boxers do not help and such ,go over seas you will not see that like here in the USA they mostly wear speedos which holds it toghter.
I have 5 boys and a husband that I get onto about it all the time.I was at the HS once with my doughter watshing football practis when she ask me wye the boys touch them self all the time I tolt her they are checking to make shure it is still there,lol
Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#3 Jul 19, 2010
Redhead wrote:
Thank you I agree with you and yeah if they would wear the right underwear it would help to.Boxers do not help and such ,go over seas you will not see that like here in the USA they mostly wear speedos which holds it toghter.
I have 5 boys and a husband that I get onto about it all the time.I was at the HS once with my doughter watshing football practis when she ask me wye the boys touch them self all the time I tolt her they are checking to make shure it is still there,lol
LMAO....good one, hadn't thought of it that way! LOL
UGH

AOL

#4 Jul 19, 2010
the best I can come up with is if you girls dont want to watch us guys adjust our package your gonna hafta start letting us use one of your hands. You can adjust it for me and everything should be just fine. The way I see it is if you werent looking at my crotch you wouldnt see me adjusting anything in that area.
Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#5 Jul 19, 2010
UGH wrote:
the best I can come up with is if you girls dont want to watch us guys adjust our package your gonna hafta start letting us use one of your hands. You can adjust it for me and everything should be just fine. The way I see it is if you werent looking at my crotch you wouldnt see me adjusting anything in that area.
RTFLMAO....

First of all, thanks for the laugh, I needed it and second of all...
Oh MY DEAR GOD!!! GEEZ....How can you not see it?????
When a man is walking straight at you or standing directly in front of you, how can you not see his hand go down and jerk it sideways, up and down, backwards or forwards, or whatever they prefer to do with it!
Look I know men have to do this, but....
My point is, most men don't even try to hide it at all! I don't wanna see a guy play with himself in public! It's just rude! Most men aren't gentlemenly enough to respect this! And I think that's just a shame.
The adjustee

Brookville, PA

#6 Jul 19, 2010
I love it when I see a man adjust his package. It turns me on!!!!! At least you know he has enough to adjust (lol).
kherktjhekrth

Barbourville, KY

#7 Jul 19, 2010
Grump_ZiLLA wrote:
Everytime I go out somewhere I end up seeing some man grab himself and it's not sexy!
I mean I know WHY men do it, I just don't understand why they have to be so blatant about it. Can't you guys find some way to adjust your package without having to show the whole world how it's done!
I don't want to see someone walking through Wal-Mart (or anywhere else) playing with himself.
I understand that..."it sticks to your leg," or "it gets in a bind," (as my husbands says) and you have to take care of it, but do you have to do it in front of God and everybody?
And granted, 9 times out of 10 it's the young guys that are doing it...you know the ones, the ones that don't give a crap about no one but themselves! They think they are the "bomb" or the "shit" or whatever they wanna call it these days! These guys really get my goat!
My husband is 43 and I've never once seen him "adjust" himself in public and that's because he believes in gentlemanly behavior. There are some that could take a lesson from that!
Look, I know it something men have to deal with...but could you at least have the common decency to turn around, find a corner, hide in a clothes rack, go to the bathroom or...something! All I'm asking is...Think before your Grope!!
Is that too much to ask?
I think its hot a guy adjust himself in public. Goes to show you how comfortable he is with his manhood...especially freeballers
Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#8 Jul 19, 2010
kherktjhekrth wrote:
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I think its hot a guy adjust himself in public. Goes to show you how comfortable he is with his manhood...especially freeballers
Honey, there's comfortable and then there's just plain arrogant!
And most times they don't have anything to be "arrogant" about!!
Jason

Somerset, KY

#9 Jul 19, 2010
I have to pull my shorts out of my @ss crack sometimes, Its getting late, i may head over to tbacks for a tea.
UGH

AOL

#10 Jul 19, 2010
I cant speak for all guys but if the package is in a bind that usually means its pretty uncomfortable for me. You girls have never had your balls crushed by a dang seam in your pants have you? Ooops. Its been so long since I seen one nekkid I almost forgot. You dont have balls do you. Well if you did you would know what Im talkin about. Those tight drawers or speedo's would have a mans toys tied in a knot I would imagine. I gots to have my freedom down there. Wish I could throw the pants away myself
TMI

Harrison, AR

#11 Jul 19, 2010
Having ran a business for many years with lots of male customers, I have took notice of male behavior. One man comes to mind any time this subject is brought up. This man was consistently rearranging his self, without consciousness I do believe, if someone would have mentioned this terrible habit he had I think he would have had a heart attack and died of embarrassment on the spot. Yet every time he was in the store there he went at it. His wife was so uppity that I sometimes think he wasn't allow at home to rearrange things so when afforded the opportunity he over compensated.
fact

AOL

#12 Jul 20, 2010
LMAO> I think I know the guy your talking about. His wife carries his balls around in her purse. probably pickled.

Since: Mar 10

Bussey, IA

#13 Jul 20, 2010
My bra gets funky sometimes and I need to adjust my girls, but I do not start fondling myself in public. Some guys just do not realize that they are doing it. It all boils down to class or trash.
Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#14 Jul 20, 2010
JALT1969 wrote:
My bra gets funky sometimes and I need to adjust my girls, but I do not start fondling myself in public. Some guys just do not realize that they are doing it. It all boils down to class or trash.
AMEN sister!!!
boner

Liberty, KY

#15 Jul 20, 2010
Why do men adjust themselves in public? That's easy to answer. Our wifes don't allow us to have erections at home anymore.
Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#16 Jul 20, 2010
TMI wrote:
Having ran a business for many years with lots of male customers, I have took notice of male behavior. One man comes to mind any time this subject is brought up. This man was consistently rearranging his self, without consciousness I do believe, if someone would have mentioned this terrible habit he had I think he would have had a heart attack and died of embarrassment on the spot. Yet every time he was in the store there he went at it. His wife was so uppity that I sometimes think he wasn't allow at home to rearrange things so when afforded the opportunity he over compensated.
I worked with a guy like that at Williamsburg Plastics many years ago! A supervisor too! You couldn't even talk to him unless he reached down and yanked his package! I mean everytime you looked at him he was pulling on his crotch! He was a young guy, mid-twenties and had a rep for being a bit of a womanizer and was rumored to be very well endowed. Maybe that was why he adjusted himself everytime he moved! An over-abundance of pride!
lost cause

London, KY

#17 Jul 21, 2010
Grump_ZiLLA wrote:
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I worked with a guy like that at Williamsburg Plastics many years ago! A supervisor too! You couldn't even talk to him unless he reached down and yanked his package! I mean everytime you looked at him he was pulling on his crotch! He was a young guy, mid-twenties and had a rep for being a bit of a womanizer and was rumored to be very well endowed. Maybe that was why he adjusted himself everytime he moved! An over-abundance of pride!
Bet his name was Frank. You know I think he became a porn star named Mr. Pete.
Grump_ZiLLA

London, KY

#18 Jul 21, 2010
lost cause wrote:
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Bet his name was Frank. You know I think he became a porn star named Mr. Pete.
Let me guess....you worked with Frank too!!
Loveeee itt

Circleville, OH

#19 Aug 27, 2012
When them hot guys adjust it at my college especially when there wearing mesh shorts!!
maybe

United States

#20 Aug 27, 2012
because when we see a super hottie we don't want that huge snake to jump out and scare you when it starts throbbing and coming to life.

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