Singles strictly FORBIDDEN at 2013 Ta...

Singles strictly FORBIDDEN at 2013 Taste of Lombard!

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“Cook County Mail Authority”

Since: May 13

Chicago, IL

#1 Jun 27, 2013
Well well well!

At last, something to keep autistic creeps, like the one who keeps breaking out of his assigned quarantine in Cicero, out of the highly attractive Taste of Lombard!

And that something is; No single person, or person without a minimum of one accomplice who is able to ride any carnival ride, shall enter upon the Taste of Lombard.

As all know, there is a fee to enter the Taste. And starting in 2013, security at the entrance will also make sure every person has a PARTNER who is easily capable of handling the rides. Any person without a partner will be told to leave, and any person who tries to enter without a partner and/or tries to ride ANY Carnival ride without that partner present WILL face IMMEDIATE arrest & Up To Fifty-Five (55) Years In Prison! No Questions Asked!

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