Review: Lane's Health Spa

Review: Lane's Health Spa

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No Stress Left

Chicago, IL

#1 Feb 2, 2009
I have been going here on and off for two years and it's always a great expereince. Great massage...the ladies work out all the knots and even walk on my back. I'm always happy and relaxed when I leave.

United States

#3 Feb 17, 2009
Do they give the naughty "full service" massages?





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Batavia, IL

#6 Apr 7, 2009
is it for women, too? Why should men get all the fun!? LOL
Robert Patt

Aurora, IL

#7 Apr 8, 2009
Yea,Alexa "happy endings" shouldn't be for men only!

Winfield, IL

#8 Jan 23, 2010
You know, I'm Googling these places looking for one to go to that's not shady... can't a girl just find an honest spa? Ha, sounds like this is not the place.

Chicago, IL

#9 Jan 20, 2011
Alfonsos Mother wrote:
Yes its that kind
Are you sure its "that kind" of place because I was going to send my husband there for our anniversary.
Mr Man

Woodstock, IL

#11 Feb 21, 2013
I was very relaxed and felt good after. Clean place respectful staff.

Chicago, IL

#12 Aug 11, 2013
This place is disgusting, I think there is a lot more going on there then massages. They state business hours are 9-9 m-f but at 10:00pm on a Sunday evening you see men popping out of that location. Plus there is a huge bed in the adjacent space which leads to the so called "health spa" other then that there are no customers there!
Mr Me

Park Ridge, IL

#13 Oct 13, 2013
Yes Alexa they do give "Happy endings" And more if you have the $$ and they feel you are not LE. also Alexa if your in NEED let me know!
Rizzi if your not giving your husband anything then he can get it here!
Bi curious Latina

Kenosha, WI

#14 Feb 7, 2014
Hey do they do girls too?!? Lol

United States

#15 Jun 10, 2014
alexa wrote:
is it for women, too? Why should men get all the fun!? LOL
Alexa I can give u a nice massage!!
strongnsensualha nds-man

Chicago, IL

#17 Nov 28, 2014
Bi curious Latina wrote:
Hey do they do girls too?!? Lol
If you need, let me know. I am task specific and am all about customer pleasing ;)
Jack S

Villa Park, IL

#18 Feb 1, 2016
Went to this place for the first time today (February 1st) and I can attest that I got the worst massage/experience ever...The lady was so unprofessional. I had a hectic week and I went there because I needed a legit massage.
She started the massage with light touch, it was pressure nothing... She was just touching my skin and I did tell her that I needed a good massage. Anyway, after 30 minutes, she started playing with my butt. I was like ok lady, knock urself out. It was horrible. I had so many massages in my life, but that was the first time I so wanted to tell the masseuse to stop and let me leave. Then comes the flip. Right away, she asked me if I wanted her to take care of my "buddy". I said "no thank you", I just want the massage. She got upset and then she stretched my arms and told me that time was up. I couldn't believe it. 30 minutes and I paid for 1h. I put my clothes on and I left without a word. I left with much soreness than I came in with.
Bottom, line, avoid this place...unless you want a nasty lady rub you ass and d.... I won't do it even if it was free. Holly molly.

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