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#1 Aug 10, 2010
I love to fart. It is as if Freud's pain/plesure is validated each time I hold one in and release it just as the pain gets unbearable. I have tried many foods to increase my farting ability and have concluded that beans and carraway seed tea after eating a pork chop produce the best, most disgusting farts to do in a public place.

Antbody have suggestions. Remember that we all have different digestive process's.
oily discharge

Prestonsburg, KY

#2 Aug 10, 2010
i think potato salad farts are the best...they're totally silent but violent farts! love it! haha
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“It's Unreal”

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Since: Aug 10

Between My Sheets

#4 Aug 11, 2010
I love the smell of a tastee man-fart.Sometimes Topics Avenger and i play the game (Guess what i had for dinner).We blast hot gas down each others throat all the time.
smart feller

Logan, WV

#5 Aug 11, 2010
nothing beats a boiled egg and colt 45 fart!

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Since: May 10

Quackopolis

#6 Aug 11, 2010
On The Cock wrote:
I love the smell of a tastee man-fart.Sometimes Topics Avenger and i play the game (Guess what i had for dinner).We blast hot gas down each others throat all the time.
Tuffgay told me he loves it when you fart while he is cornholing you. Said it feels like being in sh*t hurricane
fartmaster

Charleston, WV

#7 Aug 11, 2010
hot buttered (real butter) popcorn and chocolate milk will beat any beans, eggs or beer....they are silent and hot....will linger for hours....reminds me of an outhouse in the summer.

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Holden, WV

#8 Aug 11, 2010
OMG.. lol!
Mingo County Nut

Smoot, WV

#9 Aug 11, 2010
bunch of smart fellers here

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Since: Jul 10

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#10 Aug 11, 2010
This would be a good place for a stick up!
hAHAHAHA

Prestonsburg, KY

#11 Aug 11, 2010
fartmaster wrote:
hot buttered (real butter) popcorn and chocolate milk will beat any beans, eggs or beer....they are silent and hot....will linger for hours....reminds me of an outhouse in the summer.
hahahahahahaha.....too funny!

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#12 Aug 12, 2010
I was just at my local waterhole and we discussed farts at length. Each of us could not come to agreement on the best fart producing food. So, we each had something different from the menue and six hours later we farted in unison and you would not believe the response other patrons had. Most of them left in a hurry but several fart smeller perverts lingered on until the manager ran us out.

“You are capable of more......”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#13 Aug 12, 2010
This is too freaking hilarious!! LMBO!!!
Jake

United States

#14 Aug 12, 2010
well I have to say it Taco's might be your answer, you do know farts is a laughing gas and I say that because ever time that I have heard one someone has started laughing out loud, I do have a farting cassette tape of a farting contest and it names all the farts like freep its a not very loud fart and a triple fludder blast which is a loud fart and I know you all know the SBD (silent but deadly)oh yeah you are also right about the chocolate milk it does help out, if you really want to have fun get around some very pretty girls and crack one and then look right at one of them and say there name, have you ever been in a car or truck and let a SBD..it really don,t take long before all the windows are down.
Jake

United States

#15 Aug 12, 2010
does anyone else like to fart in the bathtub and laugh when the bubbles come up to the top of the water ?? again laughing gas and I like the sound too the bluuummpppp..
fartmaster

Columbus, OH

#16 Aug 12, 2010
sent this to the God of the inernet...hope he finds it here, but being a God he knows everything..........get a grip.....schools out.....this is for fun.....btw, can you (God of the Internet - also known as Al Gore)smell the fart I just let.....it smell like someone puked cabbage in a sink full of rotten eggs.....it was hot also....warmed my butt.
Jake

United States

#17 Aug 12, 2010
hey have you ever put blueing in your pinto beans so when you fart you would fart a blue streak and girls think there farts don't stink well think again, have you ever been with a girl when she has let a SBD and she looks at you and says... WHAT like she has no clue whats going on when you are laughing your head off...again laughing gas...
Jake

United States

#18 Aug 12, 2010
does NE1 else like to fart in bathroom that has a good echo?? wow guys I just thought back to yester year when I was in the 4th grade yeah Mrs. Donna class at cline grade when I was trying to move the desk in front of me and I let a SBD soon after a boy said while sniffing in the air Mrs Donna do you smell that and a girl got up and opened a window while the class was going crazy so she let us go outside a little before the bell rung, things you remember huh...
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Peach Creek, WV

#19 Aug 12, 2010
I was at one of the nicest funeral homes ever and I cranked a silent one and I be damn I could swear the body moved because it almost woke the dead now by george that is deadly gas consumption
truth

Northfork, WV

#20 Aug 12, 2010
nothing like a pickled egg fart.lol

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#21 Aug 12, 2010
Has anyone ever noticed that farts always smell worse when you bust one in the shower? I wonder what causes that? Oh yeah and has anyone ever pulled a Dutch Oven on your girlfriend? That's when you rip a nasty fart in bed under the blanket then pull her under and hold her there. Most women really enjoy this so give it a try...

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