Topix Roast of Satan
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“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#1 Jan 11, 2011
Ok folks. I know it's been done by my old friend T/A but someone suggested I should do it so here it is. Let's have it. Be gentle I am sensitive LMAO.

I will not comment here for a while just like TA didn't. I will let you put together your "insults" first. Have fun and try to be creative.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#2 Jan 11, 2011
I'll need a little time, but I've got some ideas.

meabadboy
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Since: Nov 10

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#3 Jan 11, 2011
IXSatanXI wrote:
Ok folks. I know it's been done by my old friend T/A but someone suggested I should do it so here it is. Let's have it. Be gentle I am sensitive LMAO.
I will not comment here for a while just like TA didn't. I will let you put together your "insults" first. Have fun and try to be creative.
A Roast...

1.) Usually a group of people, friends, mutual acquaintances, fellow Trolls, people who have burned up the feedback to get you banned, Topix Keepers, etc. say something with little taste, and insult.

2.) There is also some genuine sentiment for the Roast-ee.

3.) and often there is some points to his/her accomplishments over the life of the Troll in question.

So with that said....

1.) ah... you're a nice person.

2.) ummm...

3.) What?

Unreal 20

“HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???”

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Since: Jul 10

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#4 Jan 11, 2011
meabadboy wrote:
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A Roast...
1.) Usually a group of people, friends, mutual acquaintances, fellow Trolls, people who have burned up the feedback to get you banned, Topix Keepers, etc. say something with little taste, and insult.
2.) There is also some genuine sentiment for the Roast-ee.
3.) and often there is some points to his/her accomplishments over the life of the Troll in question.
So with that said....
1.) ah... you're a nice person.
2.) ummm...
3.) What?
And another dumbass post by you. Told you did I not?
Have a nice day :)

Since: Mar 10

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#5 Jan 11, 2011
Roast of Satan. That sounds delectable. Something I could really wrap my soft, warm, wet mouth around.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#6 Jan 11, 2011
Without imported made in Gaywana latex Richard Simmons life size dolls with silicon filled gyrating c***s, Satan would have no sex life at all.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#7 Jan 11, 2011
Lovely One wrote:
Roast of Satan. That sounds delectable. Something I could really wrap my soft, warm, wet mouth around.
It's difficult to come up with a good zinger with that mental image.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#8 Jan 11, 2011
If Satan ever becomes a father, I wonder if he'll give me one of the puppies.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#9 Jan 11, 2011
Satan is the stupid person's idea of a clever person.

Since: Mar 10

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#10 Jan 11, 2011
Ten Beers wrote:
It's difficult to come up with a good zinger
It's alright, baby. I've heard that happens sometimes. Relax and try again in a little while.*wink*

Unreal 20

“HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???”

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#11 Jan 11, 2011
Lovely One wrote:
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It's alright, baby. I've heard that happens sometimes. Relax and try again in a little while.*wink*
LOL

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#12 Jan 11, 2011
Ten Beers wrote:
Satan is the stupid person's idea of a clever person.
Actually, had you taken the time to notice you would have been made aware that it's ONLY the stupid people that have a problem with him. Those that are smart, witty & clever all manage to hold their own with him. That wasn't a well thought out comment that you posted at all.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#13 Jan 11, 2011
Lovely One wrote:
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It's alright, baby. I've heard that happens sometimes. Relax and try again in a little while.*wink*
Thanks for the encouragement, darlin'.

Just a lil too much single malt.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#14 Jan 11, 2011
Lovely One wrote:
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Actually, had you taken the time to notice you would have been made aware that it's ONLY the stupid people that have a problem with him. Those that are smart, witty & clever all manage to hold their own with him. That wasn't a well thought out comment that you posted at all.
Did you read the headline?:>D

Since: Mar 10

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#15 Jan 11, 2011
Ten Beers wrote:
Thanks for the encouragement, darlin'.
You're most welcome. Come & find me when you're ready to try again.

Since: Mar 10

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#16 Jan 11, 2011
Ten Beers wrote:
Did you read the headline?:>D
Okay. Okay. I say sheepishly.
Ten Beers

Winchester, KY

#17 Jan 11, 2011
Satan does the work of three men.

Curly, Larry and Moe.

(I'll be going home now)

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Since: Nov 10

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#18 Jan 11, 2011
Ten Beers wrote:
<quoted text>It's difficult to come up with a good zinger with that mental image.
Now imagine some smelly fat chick shoving zingers and ding dongs down her throat. Cause that's about the only thing her mouth wraps around. Other than the occasional snickers lol. Now after you puke thinking about it, your head will be all clear. Hope that helps.

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#19 Jan 11, 2011
Unreal 20 wrote:
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LOL
Loser!

Since: Mar 10

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#20 Jan 11, 2011
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>Now imagine some smelly fat chick shoving zingers and ding dongs down her throat. Cause that's about the only thing her mouth wraps around. Other than the occasional snickers lol. Now after you puke thinking about it, your head will be all clear. Hope that helps.
Aww. Still upset that I won't give you any positive attention, huh?

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