Riddle me this...
The riddler

Lockport, IL

#1 Mar 1, 2013
Who am I???

I stiffed over a dozen all American businesses out of the money I owed them rather than taking the high road and doing the right thing, that would include my own mother. Now, keep in mind I did this while I was an Alderman in Lockport. Kept it all a big hush hush secret for very long. I have never been Mayor. I am on the Lockport City Council currently. My name is not Justin Fentress. I have something in very intimately in common with the deceased Colonel Sanders. Who am I???
Jinxie

Lockport, IL

#2 Mar 7, 2013
My guess would be Turdner. He's the only person I can think of that would be that reckless with his money.

Just like he's blowing our money on that scam firm where his cronies work.
Is Pete on food stamps

Warrenville, IL

#3 Mar 8, 2013
Is Pete Colarelli on food stamps? He has 10 kids. How does he feed them all without being on the government dole?
KELLY BATTING ZERO

Lockport, IL

#4 Mar 8, 2013
Can't face the truth, Carol Stream, Kelly. Making up stories about his kids, shame on you. He is a family man with a beautiful family, and you have none. So jealousy overwhelms you. Kids should not be used as ploys in conversation, the good people of Lockport do not like that!

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