How to tell if Colarelli is telling the truth or lying.

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Dr Who

Naperville, IL

#1 Dec 13, 2012
There are 3 clinical tests that can be used on Colarelli to see if he is telling the truth or lying.

The most accurate test, to see if he is lying, is to check to see if his mouth is moving. If his mouth is moving then he is probably lying.

The second most accurate test is to check if he is typing. If he is typing then he is probably lying.

The third test is to ask him a series of questions. The problem with this test is that he will probably lie on all the answers and that will skew the results.
Tell us Why

Lockport, IL

#2 Dec 13, 2012
Tell us how we can tell if Turnor is lying! We have had that test...EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO TALK!
Dr Who

Naperville, IL

#3 Dec 13, 2012
When you test Pete, he may cry out and use upper case letters while under the strain of testing. This response would be similar the last post. We call this the Frankenstien complex.
Tell us Why

Lockport, IL

#4 Dec 13, 2012
Dr Who wrote:
When you test Pete, he may cry out and use upper case letters while under the strain of testing. This response would be similar the last post. We call this the Frankenstien complex.
Hello Dr. Who (or should we say what name on you using now). I think Frankenstein is a good name for you, but you are way too small, you little fella with the big teeth and the false smile. So we will give you another name regularly: The head coward of the lapdogs. Your lappies better start bowing as they are bowing out one by one with you going also. You are one old creature that is being called back for recall. You are heading to the same place as your friends, and you know all too well who they are. Keep talking as you are digging yourself a deeper hole. You think not, wait and see at election time. Bye..........don't worry......be happy (while you can). Go now and snoop before supper and meet with Tom in the diaper aisle. We saw you there. You had so many packages you could not carry them. Tom had his new eye patches and you had the depends. Bye........Tell us why!!!!!! Anybody stop them and ask them WHY!
Colarelli cop wash out

Anonymous Proxy

#5 Dec 13, 2012
The best way to tell if Pete's lying is if he speaks. If Petey, the cop wash out speaks, I'm guessing he's lying.

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