Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
The Founding Fathers were liberals.
Fascism is a right-wing trait.
Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
Global warming is real.
Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
Paying taxes is patriotic.
Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
Hate is not a Christian virtue.
Jesus was a liberal.
Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
Tea parties are for little girls.
Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
The President is NOT a Muslim.
Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
Women control their own bodies.
Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
Social Security is solvent through 2038.
Health care is a right, not a product.
Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
Waterboarding IS torture.
9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.