Things you can say to annoy Republicans
Posted in the Livingston Forum
#1 Oct 16, 2011
A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
The Founding Fathers were liberals.
Fascism is a right-wing trait.
Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
Global warming is real.
Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
Paying taxes is patriotic.
Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
Hate is not a Christian virtue.
Jesus was a liberal.
Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
Tea parties are for little girls.
Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
The President is NOT a Muslim.
Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
Women control their own bodies.
Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
Social Security is solvent through 2038.
Health care is a right, not a product.
Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
Waterboarding IS torture.
9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
#2 Oct 16, 2011
Evolution is real.
The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
Sarah Palin needs to understand that Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
Federal law trumps state law.
The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
Labor unions built this country.
Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
Republicans hate education because they couldn't hack it in school.
The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
#3 Oct 16, 2011
Things to say to annoy Democrats--
You are going to have to work for what we give you. Enough said!
#4 Oct 16, 2011
Amen to about Republicans,Ron..
#5 Oct 16, 2011
Four more year-Four more years- Four more years---hee hee hee hee
#6 Oct 16, 2011
Brawny annoys everyone, demos and repubs.
#7 Oct 16, 2011
4 more years of what? Obama has done absolutely nothing!
#8 Oct 16, 2011
If the do nothing Republican Congress would work half as hard as Obama does. Then this country would be on the road to recovery. The do nothing republican congress is why they can't get anything done.Stop harping on Obama he can't do anything until
the republicans decide to work for the people not the rich.
#9 Oct 17, 2011
Democrats handing lazy,fat,won't get a job,fucking foodstamp bums free rides and handouts isn't what I mean by "doing something" ......Drop the welfre,foodstamps,tenn care,wic,hud,and all the other things that assist some people in their quest to never work,and make people take care of themselves and quit sponging off those who already do!! If you're sick of leeches taking your money away from your family and using it for themselves because they're too lazy to work and keep themselves up....vote republican!
#10 Oct 17, 2011
Bill Clinton had better taste in cigars than all republicans put together.He sure knew how to flavor one up.A little cherry one day a summer breeze the next.My Man
#11 Oct 19, 2011
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER, state of the Union Address, Feb. 2, 1953
we now stand in the vestibule of a vast new technological age-one that, despite its capacity for human destruction, has an equal capacity to make poverty and human misery obsolete. If our efforts are wisely directed—and if our unremitting efforts for dependable peace begin to attain some success—we can surely become participants in creating an age characterized by justice and rising levels of human well-being.
#12 Mar 7, 2012
OH RIGHT! But George W. Bush did SO much for the american people!? I THINK NOT FRIEND! He left Obama his debt that all of you repblicans seem to forget about! Its very easy to pawn off all of George W.s crap on Obama! I FOR ONE DO NOT FALL INTO THE 6 FIGURE REPUBLICAN INCOME BRACKET! 4 more years!!!! ;)
#13 Mar 7, 2012
the name leslie is kinda gay
#14 Mar 8, 2012
Why do middle class Democrats try to paint the picture that there are no rich Democrats? Do you think people actually believe that all rich people are Republicans?
#15 Mar 8, 2012
Evidence that Obama is moderate center-right:
3 years in office.
Evidence that Obama is radical socialist:
old tape of him hugging a guy.
#16 Mar 8, 2012
I agree with what you're saying, I'm sick and tired of it too. But what makes you think a Republican is going to change it? It's been that way for years, there have been both Republican and Democrats in charge for years and yet it continues........
#17 Mar 9, 2012
NAZI is short for Nationalized Socialism. So that's a left-wing thing. Geo. W. Bush signed in the originating Automotive Bailout: TARP. Revolution wasn't about Slavery, nor was the Civil War. It was about rapidly expanding Government.
B.H. Obama is "whiter" than most "white" people. His mother was American Caucasian. His father, 3 quarters Arab, thus truly the only "African" characteristics are is hair. I know he's "whiter" than me. And I get called "white" (and I'm Cherokee/Choctaw.)
How to annoy a democrat? Fact check.
#18 Mar 10, 2012
Love your name 'gov obstetric police'!!!!!
#19 Mar 11, 2012
You're an idiot, Republican OR Democrat.... How much "mo' money" has SLOBAMA added to the tally.....??? U moron...
#20 Mar 12, 2012
Excuse me. I work everyday and I'm a Democrat. So back up there. I have never received anything from the government except $250.00 dollars from "MY" income tax. So "REPUBLICAN" I teach school everday and no longer have a say in my income or raises. We teach your children 5 days a week. We go to college for 5 years to do this. We are the lowest paid people for the amount of education required to get a teaching job in Tennessee. My husband makes $10,000.00 more a year than I do with his 2 year degree. So now you tell me all about the "WONDERFUL" things republicans have done for us. Look at Wisconsin? They took all the Teacher's rights away there too. So now tell me all about the "GREAT THINGS' Republicans have done for us as working class people? Make me a list like the other person did about what is annoying you.
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