Great Quotes

[krnfrk]

"My Grandma once told me,'Jon, if you want to be successful in life, forget about it because you're a retard', I'm not sure what she meant by that, but I think it's pretty good advice."-Jon Lajoie

[wisdom]

how do you know if a women doesnt want sex any more, they get married.

[krnfrk]

"I think the media, in general, sends out a message that if you die and enough people are wathing, then you become a martyr, you become a hero, you become well known. When you have columbine, these kids that are angry and no ones listening, the media sent the message that if you do something loud enough and it gets our attention, then you will become famous. Those kids ended up on the cover of Time magazine, the media gave them what they wanted."-marilyn manson (interview w/ bill o'reilly)

[krnfrk]

"Everyone wants to blame music and movies (for violence), but we have forgotten that we have a dead guy hanging from a tree in our living rooms and that's something we've worshiped all our lives. The crucifix is the greatest mass market piece of merchandise in the history of the world and I find it interesting that we never see that on the news."-marilyn manson (violence and blame)

[krnfrk]

"I saw one of those giant Hummer cars with handicapped tags on it. I thought,'Wow, I never realized that being an a**hole was technically a handicap'."-greg giraldo

[krnfrk]

"I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band."

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the f**king effort. There is a difference.”

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit ... unnatural?”

”"This is your brain on drugs." I've seen a lot of weird sh*t on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a f***ing egg and thought it was a brain.”

“The musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against it? "Rock Against Drugs?" BOY do they suck.”(around the nkotb era)

"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I f**k, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?”

- all from comedian bill hicks

[no can type]

"Taste like chicken"

Anonymous

[justme]

The truth of God's love is not that he allows bad things to happen. It's His promise that He'll be here with us when they do.

Quote from The movie Love Come's Softly.

[justme]

When you create a monster you lose the right to complain when it eats your village.

Not sure who said this one.

[Tater]

All is not gold that glitters-all is not tit that titters.

[krnfrk]

"George Bush (the original) says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's an actual war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherf@#kers on that side."-bill hicks

[Please]

Save a cow....eat a vegetarian. You know they taste like chicken?

[marathonrunner]

"If I ever have to have a brain transplant Im askin for yours because its never been used"

my dad......maybe somebody before him

"opinions are like buttholes everybody has one"

also my dad and Im sure someone before him

[dont matter]

lets b thankful we r not getting all the government that we r paying for......will rodgers

[krnfrk]

"I love you, that's why I punched you in the face"-mel gibson

[mans man]

men do not cry men do not pout most men will jack you in the jaw and say thanks for comimg out rocco

[Elmo]

They are my gas lines and you cant use them. CH

[Kids]

It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date. George Bernard Shaw

[krnfrk]

"What? I'll c*m on my cats face. Hey, if she's watching, she's getting a face full of cu*, she knows this by now. It's her fault now." comedian louis ck.

[tractor]

" never kick a fresh terd on a hot day." teddy roosevelt.