Election 2009: Moonachie

MOONACHIE Giovanna Giammona, an independent, is challenging George Collazo and Bruce Surak, two incumbent Democrats, for a seat on the Borough Council.

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nobody cares

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next time, lets elect someone from the trailer park.a woman,nice and dirty. hey,wait a minute.

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mint jelly for mayor.

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Last night,I think I found a pubic hair in my Segovia paella. Im done with Moonachie.

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Hey Mint...DO U LIVE IN MOONACHIE?

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TMZ...No, but my parole officer lives there.

[TMZ]

lol...oh yea...what do u think about the elections here

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all politics suck

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tmz,u live in moonachie

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Hey TMZ,lets tell each other dirty, little Moonachie stories.Oh,one more thing.Ilove saying the word MOONACHIE. Say it,TMZ.......MOONACHIE,MOONACH IE,MOONACHIE.

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DAVE.......DAVE........OH,DAVE

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805pm JUST GOT BACK FROM DINNER. DOLCE NOVITA. WAS ASKED TO LEAVE RESTAURANT BECAUSE OF MY STUDDED JUMPSUIT AND ELVIS INSPIRED JEWLERY.DAMN,I LOOKED REAL SEXY, BUT GOT EJECTED BECAUSE OF IT. JEALOUS,MAYBE.ENVIOUS,DEFINITL Y.......MINT JELLY ROCKS. THANK YOU,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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BREAKING NEWS.....MINT JELLY TO MOVE TO MOONACHIE.......PEOPLE, GET READY FOR JELLY, MINT JELLY. SEE YA ALL SOON.

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HEY, anybody wanna be friends......JELLY needs more friends......Dont be scared, Im real nice, like a new puppy. Cuddle me,pet me, but I still might shit on the floor.

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TMZ,where are you,lets stimulate our minds.

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HELLO,HELLO,anybody live in MOONACHIE anymore.

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MINT JELLY FOUND DEAD......MORE NEWS OF THIS TRAGEDY TO FOLLOW.

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HELLO......ANYBODY HOME