LOOKING GOOD

Liverpool, NY

#1 Dec 12, 2012
Drove down Main St. in Little Falls last night. Looks good. Nicely decorated. Now if we only had some snow to go with it.
Join em

Little Falls, NY

#2 Dec 12, 2012
Deck the junk with boughs of holly.

Falalalala...lalalala

Empty storefronts are so jolly.

Falalalala...lalalala

Tell us all how great we're doing...

Falala lalala lalala

As the City falls to ruin...

Falalala, lalalala.
Whoville

Brooklyn, NY

#3 Dec 12, 2012
Join em wrote:
Deck the junk with boughs of holly.
Falalalala...lalalala
Empty storefronts are so jolly.
Falalalala...lalalala
Tell us all how great we're doing...
Falala lalala lalala
As the City falls to ruin...
Falalala, lalalala.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
joined em

Ilion, NY

#4 Dec 12, 2012
Herkimer poster is broke and pissy

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Say sumpin nice an' he throws a hissy

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Little dick and no-o home life

Fa la la, la la la, la, la, la

Oh we wish he'd fall on his own knife

Fa la la la la, la la, la, la.

Since: Aug 12

Ilion, NY

#5 Dec 12, 2012
joined em wrote:
Herkimer poster is broke and pissy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Say sumpin nice an' he throws a hissy
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Little dick and no-o home life
Fa la la, la la la, la, la, la
Oh we wish he'd fall on his own knife
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
SKI FEVER

Liverpool, NY

#6 Dec 12, 2012
That was great- Joined em. So many negative Nellies on this site. And people starting rumors and being mean spirited. How sad
joined em

Ilion, NY

#8 Dec 12, 2012
Farmer wrote:
Oh yah. Nothing quite as attractive as lights on the poles that looked like a mish mash of hideousness. The blue and red snowflakes are really attractive. Hats off on another hideous looking Christmas in downtown LF. Anyone else remember when the lights downtown were new and looked normal. Of course This is LF. Welcome to the cradle of idiocy.
Don't make me make up a jingle about you too, Farmer!

Now just button yer toothless foul-smelling trap and try to enjoy out of your one good eye the fact that we HAVE lights put up on Main Street.
Join em

Little Falls, NY

#9 Dec 12, 2012
Oh in the town of Little Falls,
How still it seems the night.
Along the bleak deserted streets,
A police car cruises by.

And on the corner towers,
A giant pile of junk.
As long as it is standing there,
Your Christmas lights are bunk.
Elaine

Long Eddy, NY

#10 Dec 12, 2012
Merry Section 8 to all and to all a wasted fight.
Looks like a huge trailer park on main street.
SUCKS, NASTY, how about less is more
joined em

Ilion, NY

#12 Dec 12, 2012
Join em wrote:
Oh in the town of Little Falls,
How still it seems the night.
Along the bleak deserted streets,
A police car cruises by.
And on the corner towers,
A giant pile of junk.
As long as it is standing there,
Your Christmas lights are bunk.
This is dedicated to the poster "join em" who seems to delight in being a troll.

Sung to the tune of Oh Little Town of Bethlehem (no offense)

Oh Join Em is a classless tool
Who cruises the streets at night,
He looks at sheep and starts to drool,
Then gets drunk and picks a fight.

Yes Join Em has an ass-face,
He can't ever get-et laid.
Lives with his Mom but calls it his place,
Has no job and doesn't get paid.
Join em

Little Falls, NY

#13 Dec 12, 2012
You're no good at this at all. Hint..you have to make the number of syllables match in each line or it doesn't work. It also helps to use some of the original words and phrases from the song which is being parodied. Lastly, it helps to have a sense of humor when you approach this sort of satire.

You're out of your league. You aound like a yokel.
Joined em

Ilion, NY

#14 Dec 12, 2012
Join em wrote:
You're no good at this at all. Hint..you have to make the number of syllables match in each line or it doesn't work. It also helps to use some of the original words and phrases from the song which is being parodied. Lastly, it helps to have a sense of humor when you approach this sort of satire.
You're out of your league. You aound like a yokel.
Do us all a few favors, okay you miserable old fool?

1.) Go get a job and stop sponging off the tax-payer's largesse.
2.) Learn how to spell, you "aound" like an idiot.
3.) Take a long look at yourself and try to figure out why you are so miserable - then do ONE thing today to change it.
Join em

Little Falls, NY

#15 Dec 12, 2012
Joined em wrote:
<quoted text>
Do us all a few favors, okay you miserable old fool?
1.) Go get a job and stop sponging off the tax-payer's largesse.
2.) Learn how to spell, you "aound" like an idiot.
3.) Take a long look at yourself and try to figure out why you are so miserable - then do ONE thing today to change it.
I take it this means that we won't be subjected to your atrociously bad attempts at song parody and rhyme any more? That ought to make everyone less miserable!
Elaine

Long Eddy, NY

#16 Dec 12, 2012
Im not a section 8 so im never late for a date.
the trash on main is not so great. so this holiday I
you might see tant.
Yokel Grammar Nazi

New York, NY

#17 Dec 12, 2012
Joined em wrote:
2.) Learn how to spell, you "aound" like an idiot.
That would be a typing error, not a spelling error.
Yokel Rhapsodist

New York, NY

#18 Dec 12, 2012
Join em wrote:
You're no good at this at all. Hint..you have to make the number of syllables match in each line or it doesn't work. It also helps to use some of the original words and phrases from the song which is being parodied. Lastly, it helps to have a sense of humor when you approach this sort of satire.
You're out of your league. You aound like a yokel.
Did you know that all of Emily Dickinson's poetry can be sung to tune of the theme song of Gilligan's Island? Google it ... it is truly moving.
Whoville

Brooklyn, NY

#19 Dec 12, 2012
Join em wrote:
You're no good at this at all. Hint..you have to make the number of syllables match in each line or it doesn't work. It also helps to use some of the original words and phrases from the song which is being parodied. Lastly, it helps to have a sense of humor when you approach this sort of satire.
You're out of your league. You aound like a yokel.
So, you're apparently an expert at writing paradoies making fun of the city in which you live. Clearly, you spend a lot of time on this...

Good investment of time, you freakin' loser.
Whoville

Brooklyn, NY

#20 Dec 12, 2012
Join em wrote:
<quoted text>
I take it this means that we won't be subjected to your atrociously bad attempts at song parody and rhyme any more? That ought to make everyone less miserable!
When you're a lazy bum with no recognizable talent, writing rhyming parodies feels like a real accomplishment.
Join em

Little Falls, NY

#21 Dec 12, 2012
Whoville wrote:
<quoted text>
When you're a lazy bum with no recognizable talent, writing rhyming parodies feels like a real accomplishment.
Say, what did you think "Join em" means? I'm trying to get in to the spirit of this place, to not worry and CELEBRATE all the junk and rubble and garbage and Section 8 and everything like everyone else.

And so, in the spirit of the holidays, I write and share a few carols which celebrate both the season AND the garbage this City is evidently so in love with.

And what do I get in return? Thanks? No...GRIEF. What a tough audience. JEEZ.

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