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John is Dead

Little Falls, NY

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Jan 24, 2013
 

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(to the tune of "Penny Lane")

In Little Falls there is an ostrich with an SUV
And he drives it round the block to go to work.
And the ostrich never takes a walk,
In the neighborhood.
Think he should.

Cause on the corner there's a giant pile of toxic waste.
For a long time now it's been sitting there
You can smell asbestos in the air
What a scare.

Little Falls is getting used.
They've got the blues.
Where is Rob Juteau
To spread the news?

(trumpet solo)

Round the corner there's a big public gymnasium
The ostrich hates it and he wants to shut it down
So the people they all gathered round
At the City Hall.
Room too small.

In the doorway stood a policeman with a lazy eye
He stood a-glaring at the crowd to shut them down
And the people were all milling round
In the stairwell there.
Some affair.

Little Falls is getting used
They've got the blues.
Where is Rob Juteau
To spread the news?

Little Falls. Very strange.
LFGaloot

Herkimer, NY

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Bravo (or maybe brava?). More please. I'm not telling Linda McCartney about this. I can't. Yoko didn't return my call regarding the last one. Dinnertime. Fish and finger pie.
Dude

Sodus, NY

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You need to get a job, bro. Seriously.

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