Who do you support for State Board of...
Babe

Hempstead, TX

#804 Apr 8, 2014
You all better be alive! You all engaged me stupids! I have all your dang head lights! I gave the orange headlight back, he's the leader of the pack, and I knew he needed it !
Babe

Hempstead, TX

#805 Apr 8, 2014
Good night! I am packing ! New York here I come this girl is tired of boys chasing her!
Babe

Hempstead, TX

#806 Apr 8, 2014
I forgot to say will... And if you don't stop I will dye my hair black and buy contacts and you won't know who I am so stop bugging me
Babe

Hempstead, TX

#807 Apr 8, 2014
Kindergarten ... I am about to dye my hair ! Let me rest
Mr Anderson

Chicago, IL

#810 Apr 9, 2014
My name is Mr Paul Ferdinand, i am from Chicago USA, married, i have been searching for a genuine loan company for the past 3 months and all i got was bunch of scams who made me to trust them and at the end of the day, they took my money without giving anything in return, all my hope was lost, i got confused and frustrated,i find it very difficult to feed my family, i never wanted to have anything to do with loan companies on net, so went to borrow some money from a friend, i told him all that happened and he said he can help me, that he knows a loan company that can help me, that he just got a loan from them, he directed me on how to apply for the loan, i did as he told me, i applied, i never believed but i tried and to my greatest surprise i got the loan within 24 hours, i could not believe, i am happy and rich again and i am thanking God that such loan companies like this still exist upon this scams all over the places, please i advise everyone out there who are in need of loan to go for Havills Loan Home you can reach them via email: havillsloanhome@gmailcom they will never fail, your life shall change as mine did.
Bank of Poop

United States

#812 Apr 9, 2014
I can loan you 3 logs at 2.9%.

3.4% if you want undigested corn.
Seven

Hempstead, TX

#813 Apr 10, 2014
Train whistles.... I got my phone
Sprintfarts

United States

#814 Apr 10, 2014
One time I heard a whistle after eating a burrito. It was me farting, took a cell phone pic.
Seven

Hempstead, TX

#815 Apr 10, 2014
Lol... Bank of poop... The evil twin is gone... J. I told ya I love and I said I would hug ya... Lol your all swell
Surfs Up

United States

#816 Apr 10, 2014
One time I was riding this swell in the Indian Ocean and a sperm whale nibbled on my sack. Then I hit some plane debris and had a life vest stuck in my butt.
daddy

Corpus Christi, TX

#817 Apr 11, 2014
Hm
Paper Shats

United States

#824 Apr 11, 2014
I had a document that stated I had 2 moms, but in reality one of them has a penis. Transgender? Maybe, but documents never lie.
ThinkThinkThink

Huntington, TX

#825 Apr 11, 2014
???
Seriously

Bastrop, TX

#826 Apr 11, 2014
8595- the numbers tell you I am alive and yea I remember everything
Seriously

Bastrop, TX

#827 Apr 11, 2014
Treys eyes are honey brown... Zane's are beautiful brown and my eyes are and have always been bright green... One is like a minty green and the other has a bright green with orange specks
Seriously

Bastrop, TX

#828 Apr 11, 2014
4604... I have every document in paper... All originals along with the original painting in the ranch house and down at the beach the cement has mine and my dads footprints from when I was a little girl... And I willing to do a DNA test
Seriously

Bastrop, TX

#829 Apr 11, 2014
And I have a picture from 1993 with me and AJ in it
BullwinkleMoose

Killeen, TX

#830 Apr 11, 2014
Seriously wrote:
4604... I have every document in paper... All originals along with the original painting in the ranch house and down at the beach the cement has mine and my dads footprints from when I was a little girl... And I willing to do a DNA test
According to this post, you claim to be female, but in other posts you wrote that you were male. So which is it? Both?
Seriously

Bastrop, TX

#831 Apr 11, 2014
4778... Dear lord above please save us all... And wtf
Seriously

Bastrop, TX

#832 Apr 11, 2014
2650--- I have a v note a p thank you

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