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Ed McBain

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#23 Aug 13, 2012
Yeah Garmin, we'll change the subject anytime we want and there is not a damn thing you can do about it!!!
Hasusawit

Indianapolis, IN

#24 Aug 13, 2012

Easy there McBain, this ain't no cop action novel.

Or is Ed McBain really Evan Hunter ? Curt Cannon ? Ezra Hannon ? Richard Marsten ? or the Duke ?

Will the real Ed McBain please proceed immediately to City Hall. They got some Tomato Juice chillin.

Since: Nov 08

Mattoon, IL

#25 Aug 13, 2012
I wonder if the same person who is driving the DUI worker around for his job is driving him around at night so he can pursue his drinking??

The city has laid people of because of the budget but can still afford to pay 2 people to do a mostly one man job!
( Go Figure ) It is the old saying not who you know but who you blow!!

Since: Nov 08

Mattoon, IL

#26 Aug 13, 2012
Ed McBain wrote:
Yeah Garmin, we'll change the subject anytime we wan

t and there is not a damn thing you can do about it!!!
Wow Big Ed I was just kidding, sorry to upset your day!!!!
Ed McBain

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#27 Aug 13, 2012
I was just kiddin also and prefer orange juice over yellow tomato juice.

Since: Nov 08

Mattoon, IL

#28 Aug 13, 2012
Ed McBain wrote:
I was just kiddin also and prefer orange juice over yellow tomato juice.
Have a good day Ed. I enjoy reading your post, usually very good!!!

“G'Day Mate”

Since: Dec 08

Hornsby, Illinois

#29 Aug 13, 2012
Put a sock in it, McBain.

Here is the easy way.

1 (shot,jigger,cup...whatever) White Rum (cheap)
1 Vodka (cheap)
1 Tequila (cheap)(worm optional)
1 Gin (very cheap)
1 Triple-sec (as cheap as possible)
3 Sweet-and-Sour Mixer (do not try this undilluted)

Mix all of the above together in a suitable container and pour over ice, allowing space for Cola...only enough to color to the tint of iced tea. Garnish with a slice of Lemon and a sprig of Peppermint. Looks and tastes just like the tea Grandma used to drink in the porch swing of an evening. It's her recipie.
Mississippi Man

Olive Branch, MS

#30 Aug 13, 2012
The above sounds identical to the recipe that my "main-man-Rastus" uses to mix my evening julip on a hot Suth'n day.(Now,....this is fact!) Buy your favorite brand of beer, pop one and drink about two gulps then refill the can (Miller High Life bottle in my case) with cold Clamato. Be sure to shake the Clamato well before mixing. The tomato "MIXTURE" is in most of the stores down here. Let me know how you like it. I just thought I liked beer before! Don't read the label!)
Ed McBain

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#31 Aug 14, 2012
Garmin,I can always count on Clarence to rein me in when I start rambling. Clarence lays in the weeds just listening and when the time is right he jumps.

This thread is starting to sound like bartender school. Clarence's drink sounds exotic.

Now back to the taxi service for the DUI city worker.
fatboizs

Charleston, IL

#33 Aug 22, 2012
the city has a new position at the street shed,
DESIGNATED DRIVER, CDL REQUIRED, TRUCK FURNISHD
BY CITY. DAY SHIFT, SOME OVERTIME FOR WATER MAIN BREAKS. VALID LICENCE A MUST. APPLY AT MAYORS OFFICE, TUES-FRI. 9-10:30.

Since: Nov 08

Mattoon, IL

#34 Aug 22, 2012
fatboizs wrote:
the city has a new position at the street shed,
DESIGNATED DRIVER, CDL REQUIRED, TRUCK FURNISHD
BY CITY. DAY SHIFT, SOME OVERTIME FOR WATER MAIN BREAKS. VALID LICENCE A MUST. APPLY AT MAYORS OFFICE, TUES-FRI. 9-10:30.
I have an idea, why not make Andy the administrator drive him around for his job, maybe, that is something he could do without having to think to much!!!
CPO Sharkey

Mattoon, IL

#35 Aug 22, 2012
Why punish the guys at the street department, I bet they are a lot more happier knowing that Andy is in City Hall at not trying to be a on site micro manager. Besides, Andy would ask for more money I bet since it's not in his job title.
fatboizs

Charleston, IL

#36 Aug 23, 2012
could it be the micro management has always been there,like maybe anyone at anytime, all the time??
3rd Warder

Mattoon, IL

#37 Nov 15, 2012
1 year supervision and a fine.
Speeding charges dropped.
Vet

Mattoon, IL

#38 Nov 16, 2012
I wonder when they will start installing the breathalyzer testers in the city vehicles.HE HE

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