Litchfield woman charged with stealing tree

[Overtaxed in CT]

Hey, maybe it was a money tree!!

[Hugger]

Berry punny yew guys!

[Se Habla]

at least she didn't kill the tree

she'd be charged with arborcide

[sapling]

run a stupid story and get........ who will be the Last Comic Writing?

[Eddie Haskell]

She should try to get to the "root" of her problem

[Lost in the Ozone]

This is acorn-y story

[Smokey Bear]

She must be a real "sap"

[place]

there's a place in france were the naked ladies Dance

[Skiier]

Best postings ever on the newstimes.

[Danbury Ed]

Animal Lover wrote:

Life's a birch!

ha ha ha..this made me laugh out loud...good one.

[news]

If a tree is being stolen from your front yard, and there's no one there to hear it, does the thief make a sound?

[Disgusted]

Goodnight was she that hard up?

[bones637]

Wow, now that's big news !

[InMyOpinion]

All your comments are hysterical...thanks for the laughs guys!

[Inmate NYS]

Hey Paula Bunyan, I guess you need to get a life, must be a boring existence in New Milford. I am glad that you are not into cow tipping or the tractor pull invitationals.

[Alphonse Theape]

NESHANIC STATION wrote:

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right after you plant a bullet in your brain, f 'kface.

Your mother got a partial birth abortion but you survived. What a shame.

[Mofukher]

How stupid can you be to get caught?

[DumbBlondeDikeAt Airport]

Jim From woodbury wrote:

I know the price of gas and fuel oil has gone up, but this takes the cake! Stealing a tree? Why not steal a cord of wood that is already seasoned and split?

Jim, you're an id!ot. Stop being stupid. She didnt steal the tree because gas costs more. That was just plain more stupiderer than I am.