You are VERY rude!
You dog barks- it bothers someone- PERIOD. Take the damn thing inside! On a weekend morning, being awoken from my much needed sleep from 4 jobs- I lay blearily awake in bed daydreaming of ways to rid myself of your damn dog. I think of elaborate schemes, kidnapping, screaming at your window incessantly, perhaps getting a jackhammer for your listening enjoyment. You ever wonder why I don't even say hello? It's because I hate you. When the dog warden comes- it was me.