bible does not condemn masturbation

bible does not condemn masturbation

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#1 Dec 29, 2007
im surprised the bible doesnt condemn it.
Jeffery

Louisville, KY

#2 Dec 30, 2007
Octopus you are insane. The Bible does condem it, because when we give in to our animal urges it is a slite against God. Pleasures of the flesh. If you masturbate you are commiting an act of homosexuality. So you need to read your bible or Get Your Soul Right.

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#3 Dec 30, 2007
it would only be an act of homosexuality if i was turned on by myself.

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Since: Nov 07

Louisville, KY

#4 Dec 30, 2007
GRACEFUL OCTOPUS wrote:
it would only be an act of homosexuality if i was turned on by myself.
IF YOU ARE GIVING A MAN A HANDJOB YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL!!!! YOURSELF INCLUDED!!! NUMBER SIX!!!

I'll pray for you, you sick pervert. Gay...
astro glide

Campbellsville, KY

#5 Dec 30, 2007
where is it in the scripture?

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#6 Dec 30, 2007
astro glide wrote:
where is it in the scripture?
nowhere, that's why he offers no evidence for his claim, but just states what he believes.
read more bible

Campbellsville, KY

#7 Dec 30, 2007
i know i am not stating this correctly,but i think u Graceful O can figure it out?Something like its better to blah ,blah,blah.In the belly of a whore than to,do the other??I know i sound confusing,but i am not sure of the scripture?So let me know what you can find for me.

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#8 Dec 30, 2007
read more bible wrote:
i know i am not stating this correctly,but i think u Graceful O can figure it out?Something like its better to blah ,blah,blah.In the belly of a whore than to,do the other??I know i sound confusing,but i am not sure of the scripture?So let me know what you can find for me.
ill see what i can do but nothing is ringing a bell just yet.

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Since: Dec 07

Boston, MA

#9 Dec 30, 2007
Relentless Mongoloid wrote:
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IF YOU ARE GIVING A MAN A HANDJOB YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL!!!! YOURSELF INCLUDED!!! NUMBER SIX!!!
I'll pray for you, you sick pervert. Gay...
This is the funniest thing I think I have ever read on here. If this is the case then 95% of the males in the world are gay.
real plastic

Campbellsville, KY

#10 Dec 30, 2007
Alan Shore wrote:
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This is the funniest thing I think I have ever read on here. If this is the case then 95% of the males in the world are gay.
plastic man.Change your picture.It makes me crazy to look @ it.lolYou may be right about your percentage.It wouldent surprise me.
Wanker

Lexington, KY

#11 Dec 30, 2007
Well that thing should have been put in a place where you couldn't reach it...

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Since: Nov 07

Louisville, KY

#12 Dec 30, 2007
read more bible wrote:
i know i am not stating this correctly,but i think u Graceful O can figure it out?Something like its better to blah ,blah,blah.In the belly of a whore than to,do the other??I know i sound confusing,but i am not sure of the scripture?So let me know what you can find for me.
Well... Mr. or Ms. "read more bible" You may be interested in doing what your name implies instead of misquoting the Bible for your silly point. I'll reference you to my good buddies at Blue Letter Bible dot org for this one...

"A commonly referenced proverb to highlight the evils of masturbation frequently mistaken as a biblical admonition is typically phrased as, "It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground." The fact is, though, this is not anything to be found in the pages of Scripture. We get this question fairly often and have been trying to track down the origin of the saying, but alas, with no luck. While not certain of the phrase's exact origin, it does seem to be a false extrapolation of Genesis 38 and the story of Onan, Tamar, and Judah.

According to Ancient Near Eastern culture, it would have been the responsibility of Onan to impregnate his dead brother's wife that his brother's line might continue. Selfishly, Onan did not wish any of his offspring to bear any name other than his own; and so while he did, in fact, take up the responsibility of sexual relations with his brother's wife, he would not ejaculate inside her but instead practiced the withdrawal method of birth control. God punished Onan for his wickedness and greed by putting him to death (and not, as is popularly believed, for masturbating). The rest of the narrative features the wife, Tamar, posing as a prostitute and seducing Onan's father, Judah. By him, she conceives and bears a son from whom Christ would descend. And God does not strike Judah or punish him in any way in the narrative.

So it appears that some cynic had taken the veneer of the tale and crafted a wry commentary that has come to be known as actual Scripture (unfortunately). In the end, the admonition is far from biblical and has nothing to do with masturbation."

So, "read more bible"

By the way, you're not really gay if you jerk yourself off... Only if you actually enjoy it. Because then you like that a guy is giving you the business... Sickos.
on the pot

Lexington, KY

#13 Dec 31, 2007
i'm beatin' that thing like it owes me money.
nkl n dimz

Tolar, TX

#14 Jan 5, 2008
on the pot wrote:
i'm beatin' that thing like it owes me money.
Yeah i agree, mine has to "pay up" everyday or else.
on the pot

Lexington, KY

#15 Jan 5, 2008
whippin' it like jesus told me to
pulsa stank

Lexington, KY

#16 Jan 6, 2008
on the pot wrote:
whippin' it like jesus told me to
that may've been in the gnostic texts.
pig pen

United States

#17 Jan 6, 2008
there must be a lot of harry palms down there in KY.
on the pot

Lexington, KY

#18 Jan 7, 2008
i know a harry dean. palms? i'm not sure about that. there may be a bruce palms living on dry creek. hard to say really, i'm blind as the proverbial bat.
poontang

Vandalia, OH

#19 Jan 7, 2008
spank it like it's your dads
Cefenix

Lexington, KY

#20 Jan 8, 2008
poontang wrote:
spank it like it's your dads
yikes

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