funny sayings, jokes, or stories?? c...

funny sayings, jokes, or stories?? come on people...

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har har har

Adel, GA

#1 Sep 22, 2008
Lets start a fun thread..
Without bashing someone....
blonde

London, KY

#2 Sep 22, 2008
o.K. here we go,
do you know how to tell when a blonde has had a bad day?
when she has a tampon behind her hear,and she's looking for her pencil!!!lol
blonde

London, KY

#3 Sep 22, 2008
do you know how to keep a blonde at home?
make a circle driveway!!
lynette

Somerset, KY

#4 Sep 22, 2008
why did the blonde keep driving around the block? her turn signal was on!!nothing against blondes my son's doctor at adanta told him this joke lol
Nana Too

Lexington, KY

#5 Sep 22, 2008
you might be a red neck if your first child's first words were,attention K.Mart shoppers!:):)

Since: Apr 08

Richmond, KY

#6 Sep 22, 2008
One I used when I was single: I like your approach, now lets see your departure :)
girliegirl

Adel, GA

#7 Sep 22, 2008
I lost my telephone number, can I have yours? lol
lynette

Somerset, KY

#8 Sep 22, 2008
operator please give me the number to 911

Since: Sep 08

Brownsville, TN

#9 Sep 22, 2008
WARNING RACIST COMMENT:
4 mexicans are in a hot tub, a condom floats up, one of the mexicans ask "Who farted?"

How do you stop a mexican tank? Kill the guy pushing it.

How do you get a guy to screw a lightbulb? A white guy will screw anything

What do you call 30,000 black guys on the bottom of the ocean? A good start
lol

Adel, GA

#10 Sep 23, 2008
Jewbacca666 wrote:
WARNING RACIST COMMENT:
4 mexicans are in a hot tub, a condom floats up, one of the mexicans ask "Who farted?"
How do you stop a mexican tank? Kill the guy pushing it.
How do you get a guy to screw a lightbulb? A white guy will screw anything
What do you call 30,000 black guys on the bottom of the ocean? A good start
well least you didnt single anyone out...you got all of us.. hehehehe
No-No

Lexington, KY

#12 Sep 23, 2008
No their not! I would like to stick one up your nose.
lol

Adel, GA

#13 Sep 24, 2008
Why do women fart after they pee?

They cant shake it dry, so they blow it dry...lol
blonde

Hazard, KY

#14 Sep 24, 2008
your jokes are sick,racist,and what is with the dumb blonde jokes
man ol man

Adel, GA

#15 Sep 24, 2008
blonde wrote:
your jokes are sick,racist,and what is with the dumb blonde jokes
well..guess someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin..

Since: Apr 08

United States

#16 Sep 24, 2008
At least they don't single out one person, they cover em all. C'mon lighten up.
Hot Dog

Lexington, KY

#17 Sep 24, 2008
blonde wrote:
your jokes are sick,racist,and what is with the dumb blonde jokes
Loosen up, We are having a little fun we are not being racist. I'm a redneck so here goes,You might be a redneck if you think taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.hahahaa I know you are smiling huh?

Since: Apr 08

Anderson, SC

#18 Sep 24, 2008
Hot Dog wrote:
<quoted text>Loosen up, We are having a little fun we are not being racist. I'm a redneck so here goes,You might be a redneck if you think taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.hahahaa I know you are smiling huh?
Yes I have to admit that was funny.
blonde

Versailles, KY

#19 Sep 24, 2008
see you can't get on here without SOMEONE getting mad! PEACE
Hot Dog

Lexington, KY

#20 Sep 24, 2008
blonde wrote:
see you can't get on here without SOMEONE getting mad! PEACE
I thought you were the one that was mad i guess i was wrong. PEACE right back at-ch
prosty

Russell Springs, KY

#21 Sep 24, 2008
This is kind of nasty...a guy told me this one on the school bus monday.

There was this drunk guy who stripped and layed out in his yard naked. The little girl who is aboout 6 years old from nextdoor comes over and asks him wat the bush is, he replied, thats my birds next. She asked whats the rod sticking out of it? he said that's my bird, then she asks well what are the 2 balls under your bird? he said thats my birds eggs. Then the man took another swigg of his Vodka and passed out.

The man woke up in the hospital with the little girl and her parents standing beside her. He asked the girl whhat happened and she said, "YOu fell asleep and I decided to pet your bird, but it threw up on me so i chopped it in little peices, crushed it's eggs and burned it's nest"

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