i had sex with a deer
john deer

United States

#1 Feb 1, 2013
I want to confess .. I slept with a white tale deer.. and we're having a baby! I'm so happy! I'm the luckiest ever! Go me! Wow!
anarchy

Wakarusa, IN

#2 Feb 1, 2013
Congrats!! Do you have any names picked out? I slept with my pet bed bug. I was told to get rid of it two years ago..but I couldnt bear to part with him! Please dont turn me in.
concerned citizen

United States

#3 Feb 1, 2013
your on here making fun of the moral actions of an officer. shame on you!
john deer

United States

#4 Feb 1, 2013
We are getting married this June! I'm so tickled! I was with a couple of sheep once but let me tell ya nothing gets my hormones running like a deer! That police officer should get a golden .. no a super shiny golden award! For his bravery and courage .. he beat the odds, he saved my love! My life, my deer!
concerned citizen

United States

#5 Feb 1, 2013
he was probably trying to save that deer from some Sicko like you!!
DDC

United States

#6 Feb 1, 2013
john deer wrote:
We are getting married this June! I'm so tickled! I was with a couple of sheep once but let me tell ya nothing gets my hormones running like a deer! That police officer should get a golden .. no a super shiny golden award! For his bravery and courage .. he beat the odds, he saved my love! My life, my deer!
Why do I sense a fall deer john letter?
wow

Niles, IL

#7 Feb 1, 2013
john deer wrote:
I want to confess .. I slept with a white tale deer.. and we're having a baby! I'm so happy! I'm the luckiest ever! Go me! Wow!
. For the baby shower I'm getting u a lifetime supply of condoms. Far too many deer running around.......on welfare.
john deer

United States

#8 Feb 1, 2013
Thank you WOW! I COULD USE THEM.. You know its tough out here for a deer pimp .. I pimp out these damn deer to put food on the table! I can't find a job sooo .. I decided, I said john! You gotta pimp dem damn Deer so I did .. look at me now I drive a Hummer and I live in a 500,000 house .. now I'm starting a family with the deer I love! Ppl love tappin' deer .. I'm glad I thought of it first! Don't go stealing my ideas either!
alien

Lafayette, IN

#9 Feb 2, 2013
I'm coming fir u
anarchy

Wakarusa, IN

#10 Feb 2, 2013
Get off my corner John!! I told you before if I find you with my main money maker Deerline you'd never walk again! That baby better not be yours she said it was the mayors! P.s tell her "where's muh money h!e??"
john deer

United States

#11 Feb 2, 2013
I told her! She said its the damn mayors!!! Damn doe was cheatin'! I think I'm going back to sheep, this SUCKS! From now on no more pimpin' deer! Its woolly - woolly time baby!$$$$$$$$$ here comes the money! Look, I hate putting my life on here but hey .... a Playa gotta eat!
bill

United States

#12 Feb 2, 2013
Your strange Mr. John deer. You need some help.

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