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Young Harris, GA

#1 May 12, 2013
INT. CONVENTION HALL - NIGHT

The place is packed with guests, each having paid $10,000 to get invited (and on his favorite list).

ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting YOUR Congressman elect from the great state of South Carolina, Mr. Mark Sanford!

The CROWD goes wild with excitement.

BACKSTAGE
The Congressman elect walks out to the podium, waving, smiling, flashing his capped teeth, while....

IN THE SHADOWS
... a well-built ADULTRESS takes the hand of a middle age BUSINESSMAN and leads him to a back BEDROOM....

LOL! I thought Georgia was bad but you people in South Carolina sure know how to scrape the bottom of the barrel when it comes to politicians.

SMASH CUT:

SC IS THE BEST

Hilton Head Island, SC

#2 May 13, 2013
Like I said, SC is the best state to live in and get by with crime. He did not even get impeached and still won in congress. Oh, wait till he gets in DC again with all the others just like him and see how long he and keep his pants zipped up. All his girlfriend wants is fame by being with him and she is just as low as he is. Their both wonderful for the low country.

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