Guess the weight of the fattest sport...

Guess the weight of the fattest sportscaster in town!

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Christhesand

Lexington, KY

#1 Jul 30, 2010
Of course we are talking about the walking (or waddling) blimp of channel 18, Mary Jo Perino. With an ass that literally hangs off the chair she sits on because it is so huge, to her giant boobs that are so huge she has to register then as lethal weapons, this babbling cow seems to be getting fatter each time she appears on the news. So what are your guesses on how much she weighs? Or just what the measurements are of the Blond Beast?
damn and

Dayton, OH

#2 Jul 30, 2010
I thought I was the only one that noticed here hugeness. However, she fits right in with all the weatherchicks with large asses and thunder thighs.
Christhesand

Lexington, KY

#3 Jul 30, 2010
damn and wrote:
I thought I was the only one that noticed here hugeness. However, she fits right in with all the weatherchicks with large asses and thunder thighs.
How could you NOT notice??? Her clothes look like they are about to rip off her each night. You can actually hear the thread and buttons screaming for mercy. I am guessing she is easily over 200 pounds. Hell each one of those giants fun bags on her chest are a good 30 pounds.
NAH

“NAH for president!”

Since: Feb 10

Crooked Creek, KY

#4 Jul 30, 2010
I would lick every inch of her ;)
POTHEAD MAXIMUS
#6 Jul 30, 2010
Im with NAH! You needledicks coudnt handle all that ass lol. She is a real woman, i would mount that big ass and ride it all the way home! lmao.
Bob

Lexington, KY

#7 Jul 30, 2010
Guess who is the biggest DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!! Most people would vote Christhesand.
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Got

Dayton, OH

#8 Jul 30, 2010
back......side.........front.. ......

you'd have to have a pair of pliers to find the goodies
Christhesand

Lexington, KY

#9 Jul 30, 2010
Bob wrote:
Guess who is the biggest DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!! Most people would vote Christhesand.
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!
You did not answer the question, ergo you are the dumbass. Are you related to her or something??? Or just a lover of fat chicks?
hopy

Lexington, KY

#10 Jul 30, 2010
who cares about mjp, i'm in love with kristie
King YouKnoWho

United States

#11 Jul 30, 2010
What a suprise, the dirty, lazy pothead fux fat chicks... Who woulda guessed?
POTHEAD MAXIMUS
#12 Jul 31, 2010
What a shock, the dumbass chico has to chime in with a meaningless dumb post! MJP isnt fat, nor am i f.cking her. Such a loser. Poor loser if im f.cking fat chix at least im having sex! Ha! Ha! Ha! chico the king of topix virgins! lmao.
King YouKnoWho

United States

#14 Aug 1, 2010
That bitch is no doubt fat. You are no doubt lame. I didn't say you were fucking her, just fat chics period.

You're into fat chics cuz you're slothful. A lazy, sloppy pothead. I bet your girlfriend you used to talk about all the time is a frumpy little whore. I'll call her Sara Lee... haha that's funny! Sara Lee!

Hey, you haven't mentioned Fat Sara in a while... did she leave you for a mexican? I bet she did. Its usually a beaner that dates those fat trashy white tramps. You used to talk about that chunk of chub like you were dating Brittney Spears or something, haha more like Brittney Spare-Ribs!

Atleast you know Chico IS king!!!

Sucks to be the Minimus...
POTHEAD MAXIMUS
#15 Aug 3, 2010
Yeah dumbass i said king of the virgins! Lmao im glad you finally admit it! You are also king of the retards, will you admit that too? My gf isnt fat nor has she left me for a mexican, you idiot. Hey everybody my name is chico, my only reason for getting on topix? To TRY and insult screen names! You should try for a life lmao. I find it AMAZING that you follow and study my posts that closely. That you would actually notice how often i mention my gf! LOSER.
True Fat

Lexington, KY

#16 Aug 3, 2010
Fattest sportscaster? Chris Cross, asked and answered.
miss piggy

Lexington, KY

#17 Aug 3, 2010
you go Pothead, you are the best! Others just jealous
Heavyhitter

Lexington, KY

#18 Aug 3, 2010
I thought you were going to talk about Tom Leach!!
King YouKnoWho

United States

#19 Aug 3, 2010
POTHEAD MAXIMUS wrote:
Yeah dumbass i said king of the virgins! Lmao im glad you finally admit it! You are also king of the retards, will you admit that too? My gf isnt fat nor has she left me for a mexican, you idiot. Hey everybody my name is chico, my only reason for getting on topix? To TRY and insult screen names! You should try for a life lmao. I find it AMAZING that you follow and study my posts that closely. That you would actually notice how often i mention my gf! LOSER.
Do you really think that anyone believes you have a fit girlfriend but lust over fat middle aged news casters? Yeah right! That makes no sense, minimus. Truth is you're a lonely little chubby fuk'r. Who else would worship a sloth like MJP, and spend their minimum wage income in strip clubs?

That's why you spend all your time here on Topix begging for friendship.

Virgin? Really? What is this, middle school? Only lonely losers that have to tip a buck to see a tity think that being called a virgin is the worst thing in the world.
miss piggy

Lexington, KY

#21 Aug 3, 2010
Kingyoknowwho; you sound very very inadequate.
Bob

Lexington, KY

#22 Aug 3, 2010
Christhesand wrote:
<quoted text>
You did not answer the question, ergo you are the dumbass. Are you related to her or something??? Or just a lover of fat chicks?
ERGO!!!!!!!big word for a DUMBASS, 6:00 pm channel news is on soon so you can go watch MJ and wackoff, DUMBASS.
King YouKnoWho

United States

#23 Aug 3, 2010
Miss piggy? Sounds like Potheads ex! How's the creme filling, Bigens?

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