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#1 Sep 29, 2012
So I went grocery shopping at Kroger's today. As I was making the turn into the frozen food aisle, I noticed this little old guy in one of those motorized carts. We made eye contact, so I smiled, politely, then continued shopping. Next thing I know he's wheeled up behind me. I thought he might need something out of the adjacent doors, so I moved my cart out of the way so he'd have room to get by me. But instead, he sits there and says 'Looks like you sat down in some paint.' I laughed and explained that while it may look that way, that's actually the DESIGN of the jeans I was wearing. You know, some old people don't keep up with current fashion trends lol So I smile at him again and go back to shopping. He doesn't move! He continued to sit there and stare at my ass. So I get a little annoyed with him and went to another aisle. Thank God he didn't follow me lol. But seriously, wtf? I guess his legs may not have worked that well, but his other lower extremities seemed to be fully functional......
really

Loretto, MN

#2 Sep 29, 2012
It's Kroger!!!!
3rail

Marlinton, WV

#3 Sep 30, 2012
Oh my God! It is like sooo annoying when everyone looks at me. Why did I have to be blessed with such good looks? On top of that I am so fashionable, GAWD.

Since: Jul 12

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#4 Sep 30, 2012
3rail wrote:
Oh my God! It is like sooo annoying when everyone looks at me. Why did I have to be blessed with such good looks? On top of that I am so fashionable, GAWD.
I can tell by your response that you probably would've been sitting there right with him.....Sad.
ninja school drop out

Princeton, WV

#5 Sep 30, 2012
well apparently u have a great ass..but it was a bit rude on his part.
i see

Princeton, WV

#6 Sep 30, 2012
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
<quoted text>I can tell by your response that you probably would've been sitting there right with him.....Sad.
you are a needy, attention-starved troll.
Jeez

United States

#7 Sep 30, 2012
lol
Little ol man

United States

#8 Oct 1, 2012
Yes i Was staring at your ass and what i said is " honey do u need to borrow a depens looks like u shit yourself ?" And u replyed with no sir i sat in some paint. LOL but we know better LOL so get your story straigh
Dirty ol man

Marlinton, WV

#9 Oct 1, 2012
Little ol man wrote:
Yes i Was staring at your ass and what i said is " honey do u need to borrow a depens looks like u shit yourself ?" And u replyed with no sir i sat in some paint. LOL but we know better LOL so get your story straigh
You don't know what happened, cause it was me that was there starin' at her big fat ass. I can't see too good and I didn't have my glasses. I thought I was lookin' at a movie screen and I was waitin' for the movie. Then the screen moved. I saw that it was a lady with some funny jeans on. She asked me what I was starin' at and I just told her I was waitin' for the movie. I'm 93 years old and she didn't have to knock me off my scooter. I hit my life alert and started screamin,''I've fallen, and I can't get up.'' She just looked down at me, stole my cling peaches out of my buggy and ran off. The manager said that she was always in there harassin' old people.
Claire

Princeton, WV

#10 Oct 1, 2012
I bet GVG and nurse nancy are friends. They both post lame personal stories that are sooo funny.
ExCNA

United States

#11 Oct 1, 2012
I used to be a cna and trust me, men are men no matter their age. Some as they get older lose the ability to be as discreet and police their behaviour. This could come from a physical problem such as the beginning of a form of dementia or a stroke that affected a certain part of their brain. But some men are just perverts plain and simple. I tend to give older men the benefit of the doubt that they may have a problem and they cannot help themselves, besides as long as they aren't physically groping or being too nasty I don't see too much wrong with it. I mean seriously what entertainment do they get. They are still human with needs and desires. One doesn't like to think of that when we are young because it might seem gross but we'll all be there one day.

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#12 Oct 1, 2012
Dirty ol man wrote:
<quoted text> You don't know what happened, cause it was me that was there starin' at her big fat ass. I can't see too good and I didn't have my glasses. I thought I was lookin' at a movie screen and I was waitin' for the movie. Then the screen moved. I saw that it was a lady with some funny jeans on. She asked me what I was starin' at and I just told her I was waitin' for the movie. I'm 93 years old and she didn't have to knock me off my scooter. I hit my life alert and started screamin,''I've fallen, and I can't get up.'' She just looked down at me, stole my cling peaches out of my buggy and ran off. The manager said that she was always in there harassin' old people.
I don't like peaches.

Since: Jul 12

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#13 Oct 1, 2012
Claire wrote:
I bet GVG and nurse nancy are friends. They both post lame personal stories that are sooo funny.
While I don't, personally, know Nurse Nancy, I quite enjoy her posts. They're much more entertaining the real life drama some posters try to inflict on others around here....And, btw, our stories are no lamer than your personality.

Since: Jul 12

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#14 Oct 1, 2012
ExCNA wrote:
I used to be a cna and trust me, men are men no matter their age. Some as they get older lose the ability to be as discreet and police their behaviour. This could come from a physical problem such as the beginning of a form of dementia or a stroke that affected a certain part of their brain. But some men are just perverts plain and simple. I tend to give older men the benefit of the doubt that they may have a problem and they cannot help themselves, besides as long as they aren't physically groping or being too nasty I don't see too much wrong with it. I mean seriously what entertainment do they get. They are still human with needs and desires. One doesn't like to think of that when we are young because it might seem gross but we'll all be there one day.
I didn't think it was gross; I thought it was rude....and a little funny. What's that saying? There's snow on the roof, but the fire in the chimney's still burning? lol
Dirty ol man

Marlinton, WV

#15 Oct 1, 2012
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
<quoted text>I don't like peaches.
Well you stole mine. Didn't ya? You just left me there on the floor. You took 'em outta spite then. My damn peaches. I love my peaches. Why didn't you just take my prunes too. I can't help lookin' at a ladie's ass. I might be 93 years old, but I ain't dead. I think you liked it. I didn't get to this age without learnin' nothin about women. The next time I see you in there, I will grab your ass. and that stupid nurse doesn't know anything about men. There ain't nothin wrong with me or any other old man. I'm just horny. Tha's all.
Lol

Princeton, WV

#16 Oct 1, 2012
I've seen valley girl get eye fcked by an old man to almost getting blocked in by a horse trailer (gasp!)

Claire I've never seen you on here but my guess is that you're both lame. And save your time ladies cause I'm lame too right?

Since: Jul 12

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#17 Oct 1, 2012
Dirty ol man wrote:
<quoted text> Well you stole mine. Didn't ya? You just left me there on the floor. You took 'em outta spite then. My damn peaches. I love my peaches. Why didn't you just take my prunes too. I can't help lookin' at a ladie's ass. I might be 93 years old, but I ain't dead. I think you liked it. I didn't get to this age without learnin' nothin about women. The next time I see you in there, I will grab your ass. and that stupid nurse doesn't know anything about men. There ain't nothin wrong with me or any other old man. I'm just horny. Tha's all.
Is that you, Hugh? I thought the Bunnies had you on lockdown....

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#18 Oct 1, 2012
Lol wrote:
I've seen valley girl get eye fcked by an old man to almost getting blocked in by a horse trailer (gasp!)
Claire I've never seen you on here but my guess is that you're both lame. And save your time ladies cause I'm lame too right?
I DO lead an exciting life, don't I? Next week I think I might lose my car in a parking garage....
Dirty ol man

Marlinton, WV

#19 Oct 1, 2012
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
<quoted text>Is that you, Hugh? I thought the Bunnies had you on lockdown....
You can make jokes all you want. But you owe me a damn can of peaches. If you don't want an old man a starin' at your ass, why do you wear your jeans so tight? My wife, Martha, God rest her soul, said that tight pants could cause female problems. I told her the only problem it ever gave me was an erection when I didn't want one. I know you don't wanna hear this, but that was my problem when I saw you in the store. You didn't have to kick my scooter over, and knock me to the floor you know. Why did you take my peaches? And I noticed you cracked some of my eggs too. You owe me some damn eggs. The next time I see you in Kroger, I'm gonna grab your ass. I might as well, You knocked me over, and broke my eggs for just lookin'.
Little ol man

United States

#20 Oct 1, 2012
Greenbrier Valley Girl wrote:
<quoted text>I DO lead an exciting life, don't I? Next week I think I might lose my car in a parking garage....
looked like some one parked a mudd boger in the REAR of your garage honey,and as for dirty ol man u did flip of your rascal when u ran into my viagra toy, Yes i Stole your peachs went home and creamed them and took em to senior night. So dont blame sh%tty pants

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