Miss Lewisburg

[LAP]

Does anyone know who won the Miss Lewisburg pageant last night??

[nancy]

Kelsie Keny

[Dallas Stewart]

nancy wrote:

Kelsie Keny

is she hot

[Just my words]

Does she have teeth???...well Lewisburg and all..have to ask.

[anne]

She is a lovely young lady, pretty and very SMART!!

[redneck]

who won the miss lewisburg housing project contest??

[citizen]

redneck wrote:

who won the miss lewisburg housing project contest??

That woman with the tobacco stained tooth and "BUCK" tattoo on her arm.

[kool]

redneck wrote:

who won the miss lewisburg housing project contest??

i think it was your mama

[redneck]

no my mamma entered, but she came in last. She didnt have a swimsuit big enough to wear for the swimsuit competition i didnt get to see it but i recently heard my sister won because she had a pretty bikini made out of toe sacks

[DVD]

redneck wrote:

no my mamma entered, but she came in last. She didnt have a swimsuit big enough to wear for the swimsuit competition i didnt get to see it but i recently heard my sister won because she had a pretty bikini made out of toe sacks

Its tote sacks not toe sacks. Darn that would be itchy.

[hereee]

Congrats to the winners, I am sure they were deserving.

Question:

Has anyone ever won a pageant that was not born here or been from Marshall County forever and not from a power family?

[Just Wondering]

hereee wrote:

Congrats to the winners, I am sure they were deserving.
Question:
Has anyone ever won a pageant that was not born here or been from Marshall County forever and not from a power family?

Miss Lewisburg, 2001. She was a hispanic.

[Just my words]

anne wrote:

She is a lovely young lady, pretty and very SMART!!

Okay, pretty and smart! That means, She's Fat then.

[hereee]

Just Wondering wrote:

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Miss Lewisburg, 2001. She was a hispanic.

Whoa......
Any ties and what about lately?

[Wisdom]

Just my words wrote:

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Okay, pretty and smart! That means, She's Fat then.

No, it means she is pretty and smart. If she were pretty and dumb would you think she was skinny? You loserburg people are so clueless and childish.

[funny stuff]

Yeah we so dumb and stupid that we throwed some of them there free food stamp cards that that there governement gives us each and everys month. We proud of our kin. After all we are all related since we are nothing more than inbred white trash with no teeth. Gawllly ya'll welcome to Lewisburg.

[Gone]

Congratulations

[Violet]

I'm from Lewisburg, proud of it- wouldn't want to be any place else. What's wrong with fat people? We are people too and some of us can be right pretty! Coming from "loserburg", I guess I don't know what I'm talking about, being the redneck hick hillbilly that I am.