ridiculous

Basking Ridge, NJ

#64206 Jan 30, 2013
enough said
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Jamestown, TN

#64207 Jan 30, 2013
Nuh wrote:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over on I-24 about 2 miles east of the Alabama/Tennessee State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said “He was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Chattanooga to do a show at the Shrine Circus & he didn't want to be late”.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling acts and told the driver if he would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got out 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good ol' boy from Alabama got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door & asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.........The drunk replied,“You might as well take my butt to jail,..... cause there ain't no way in hell I can pass that test.”
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-40, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
hmmmm

Basking Ridge, NJ

#64208 Jan 30, 2013
socialism will be the downfall of our beautiful country
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64209 Jan 30, 2013
Nuh wrote:
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Reagan was an old school Democrat - the Democrat party of today is leftist.
Yes just like Kennedy. About as far right. Why do you think he was killed?????????
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64210 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
The Commerce Department's Bureau of Economic Analysis said the decrease in the last three months of last year reflected a fall in federal government spending, private inventory investment, exports and state and local government spending.
"If you look at that headline number, you say, Oh, contraction: Boy, we're on the cusp of recession, but that's really a misleading story and as you look at the underlying details, it's still very much consistent with an economy that continues to regain its footing," said Carl Riccadonna, senior U.S. economist at Deutsche Bank.
Riccadonna says the decline could be largely attributed to one-time factors.
"Inventories alone subtracted about 1.3 percent off the growth rate, then also, there was a sharp slowdown in government spending on defense, and that subtracted another 1.3 percent," she said.
http://abcnews.go.com/m/blogEntry...


AH-----for a GERMAN Banker..........
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64211 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
Growth rate affected by reductions in government spending...yet the conservatives are still twisting it into an excuse to scold the president. Go figure.
The accounting office is his own people. Besides, YOu dem.libs did it to Bush and you are still trying to blame him for everything since 2006. OH---just in case you wonder at that, that is when the dems took over both houses.

Since: Mar 10

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#64212 Jan 30, 2013
Honestly wrote:
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While I say I am a conservative, I am actually a moderate conservative. Reagan took us as far right as Obama is taking us Left. In fact, Obama might just beat Reagan on that. Yes we need to get rid of the old party of Repubs. That is why you hate the teapubs opinion, much like we on the conservative side don't like the dem/libs opinion.
Any more questions???????
Then perhaps your party should formally distance themselves from Reagan instead of exalting him to deity status. He would never survive a modern day GOP primary...even though he is their supposed hero and standard for comparison.
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64213 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
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Wow. Reagan was a Democrat. Now I've heard it all.
Like some of the repubs are democrats and some of them are even Liberal democrats.
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64214 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
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Then perhaps your party should formally distance themselves from Reagan instead of exalting him to deity status. He would never survive a modern day GOP primary...even though he is their supposed hero and standard for comparison.
When compare to your party chief: the Jimmy,,, yeah he was GOD sent.

Rem. double digit- inflation, interest and unemployment.
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64215 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
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Then perhaps your party should formally distance themselves from Reagan instead of exalting him to deity status. He would never survive a modern day GOP primary...even though he is their supposed hero and standard for comparison.
Again not my party...I am a conservative.

Since: Mar 10

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#64216 Jan 30, 2013
Honestly wrote:
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Again not my party...I am a conservative.
Flushing everyone out of your "party." Good luck with that in future elections.

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#64217 Jan 30, 2013
Honestly wrote:
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Again not my party...I am a conservative.
Yet you always vote for the Republican candidate. You may deny it, but you are a Republican.

If I voted for only Democrats, yet claimed I was an "Independent," or simply, "liberal," wouldn't you still consider me a Democrat?

Since: Mar 10

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#64218 Jan 30, 2013
Honestly wrote:
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Like some of the repubs are democrats and some of them are even Liberal democrats.
Yes, and some dogs are really cats.
Nuh

South Pittsburg, TN

#64219 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
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Wow. Reagan was a Democrat. Now I've heard it all.
You keep reading, an there is no telling just how much you will learn.

Not only was Reagan a Roosevelt Democrat - he was head of a union at one point too.
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64220 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
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Yet you always vote for the Republican candidate. You may deny it, but you are a Republican.
If I voted for only Democrats, yet claimed I was an "Independent," or simply, "liberal," wouldn't you still consider me a Democrat?
No really, I voted for Kennedy and Clinton the second time only. WHY? because he switched directions and became a moderate which is where the country should be. When one group or the other move the ball too far to the right (reagan) or too far to the left (obama), it hurts the entire country as a whole. I know you want to see Gay marriage, etc. It is fine with me. They have to answer to GOD not me. But if one of the sob puts his hand on me, I'll break it off. Understand. NOOOOOOO NO NOOO we don't want to get into this! I can almost bet you never voted for a repub. because you are too far liberal.
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64221 Jan 30, 2013
The Original Amused wrote:
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Yes, and some dogs are really cats.
You as dem/lib cannot even see that. Yes, even the dems have "BlueDog" democrats. Most people, the national majority do not exist on Ideology like the majority of the people in this forum do. I actually feel sorry for you because you cannot see outside you own little brain.
Honestly

Beechgrove, TN

#64222 Jan 30, 2013
Nuh wrote:
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You keep reading, an there is no telling just how much you will learn.
Not only was Reagan a Roosevelt Democrat - he was head of a union at one point too.
They cannot learn anything, you cannot teach them anything. Like blinders on a mule, they see on straight in front of them. A train wreck fixing to happen.
Really Sassy

United States

#64223 Jan 30, 2013
Honestly wrote:
<quoted text>They cannot learn anything, you cannot teach them anything. Like blinders on a mule, they see on straight in front of them. A train wreck fixing to happen.
You know you are fighting a losing battle with this handful of idiots who haven't the good sense to see that America is being torn apart as we speak don't you? It's like not only are they uneducated but they haven't any common sense either.
Nuh

South Pittsburg, TN

#64224 Jan 30, 2013
Really Sassy wrote:
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You know you are fighting a losing battle with this handful of idiots who haven't the good sense to see that America is being torn apart as we speak don't you? It's like not only are they uneducated but they haven't any common sense either.
Yes, America is being torn apart - by liberals.
Hey

Manchester, TN

#64225 Jan 30, 2013
Honestly wrote:
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Yes just like Kennedy. About as far right. Why do you think he was killed?????????
He was going to end the Fed and the Vietnam War and the money masters said "Hell NO" Your not screwing us out or one damn cent.

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