Well, you ought to quit stealing from your employer and remember what you're there for. If you're self-employed, and you have time for diversions, you're just not working hard enough. That will never get you out of that 10% median income range you enjoy boasting about.<quoted text>
Try not to think of my little diversions during the day as anything other than what they are...it's only a way to escape a few times a day, so I don't go stir crazy in the office.
I didn't realize they needed to hire you as the Topix Police...did they give you a shiny little badge too?
Do you really have to take an oath to be an oathkeeper?