Tonights episode of most wanted is about a potential baby killer in Lenoir. This fien is cold bloodied and sneaky. He disguises himself as a Sheriff.
He is about 6' tall, that is a little lower than your average piece of Scotch tape.
His eyes are squinted sorta like two a$$holes looking at you if you can imagine that.
He looks to weigh about lbs or three and a half bushels of pure bull$hit.
His MO is, he likes to get in a Sheriff's car and drive around and tell the poor citizens of Caldwell County that he is their sheriff(some people have actually believed this outlandish lie)
Look this guy is dangerous and must be put out of harms way once and for all.
If you see this guy do not mess with his little Midget side kick.
Just smile at him, shake his hand and politely tell him "damned thats the first time I have had my hands on $hit today"
It like does something...he, he like hates the Shit thing so bad his face gets blood red and he just blinks uncontrolably...DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE MIDGET...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.