Something different for Friday
Posted in the Lenoir Forum
#1 May 28, 2010
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said,'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds..'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started..
#2 May 28, 2010
I asked my wife,'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested,'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....
#3 May 28, 2010
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
#4 May 28, 2010
Good stuff Fox.
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