Adult Book Store needed in Lenoir

Adult Book Store needed in Lenoir

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Since: Feb 09

Black Mountain, NC

#1 May 20, 2009
Hey my wife and I are interested in opening an Adult Book Store and toy shop. Any suggestions where a good place in Lenoir would be?
talker2009

Charlotte, NC

#2 May 20, 2009
Oh good Lord in Heaven! So first you want to know where the swingers are and now you want to open a trash store!!!!! I'm sure you could care less but I'm going to start praying for you because I have a feeling you are just a lost soul as I was one day!! All you need is the Lord! As if you would take me seriously but from the heart we don't need any more of that junk in our community!
Cedar Rock Customer

Angier, NC

#3 May 20, 2009
lenoir voter 4 wrote:
Hey my wife and I are interested in opening an Adult Book Store and toy shop. Any suggestions where a good place in Lenoir would be?
Its obvious by what you type and the subjects you post about that you are only posting in order to get people reved up.
You are probably just some teen that found this site by accident and like to stir up trouble.
Listen people, just ignore posts like this. By posting your just fueling the fire for the comedian.
Just Wondering

Lexington, KY

#5 May 21, 2009
You're right CRC, about ignoring, but I've always been curious as to why such forms of "entertainment" are called "adult." No true adult would give it the time of day :-)

“I say bad words.”

Since: Nov 08

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#6 May 21, 2009
I'd put it up near WalMart. There's more traffic in that area. If people don't want to look at it or go in, they don't have to. They can bitch and complain as they ride on by.
Cedar Rock Customer

Angier, NC

#7 May 21, 2009
My Screen Name wrote:
I'd put it up near WalMart. There's more traffic in that area. If people don't want to look at it or go in, they don't have to. They can bitch and complain as they ride on by.
Sure, that way we can stop and buy some porn and a strap on with a blow up doll right before we run to walmart to pick up our scripts for vicoden and oxycotin, then roll back down by the liquor store to top it off with a bottle of vodka! Then run by the swingers club and pick up the Cedar rock whore and watch her clean while we get drunk and high and bang our new doll friend with our new strap on!

“I say bad words.”

Since: Nov 08

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#8 May 21, 2009
Cedar Rock Customer wrote:
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Sure, that way we can stop and buy some porn and a strap on with a blow up doll right before we run to walmart to pick up our scripts for vicoden and oxycotin, then roll back down by the liquor store to top it off with a bottle of vodka! Then run by the swingers club and pick up the Cedar rock whore and watch her clean while we get drunk and high and bang our new doll friend with our new strap on!
Sounds like you've got it all planned out. Have fun!
talker2009

United States

#9 May 21, 2009
Just Wondering wrote:
You're right CRC, about ignoring, but I've always been curious as to why such forms of "entertainment" are called "adult." No true adult would give it the time of day :-)
You would think!!

Since: Nov 08

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#10 May 21, 2009
Cedar Rock Customer wrote:
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Sure, that way we can stop and buy some porn...
We already have a porn store in Lenoir... Google!
whatahoot

Spruce Pine, NC

#11 May 21, 2009
lenoir voter 4 wrote:
Hey my wife and I are interested in opening an Adult Book Store and toy shop. Any suggestions where a good place in Lenoir would be?
Your good at getting people in a tizzy. If you are being serious (not that I think you are), you would know that Lenoir could/would never support a store like that. Come on, Pracillas is just down the road.
whtabout

Auburn, AL

#12 May 21, 2009
i would open it at jerry andersons home. because someone there is always getting screwed
Yeah

Coats, NC

#13 May 21, 2009
lenoir voter 4 wrote:
Hey my wife and I are interested in opening an Adult Book Store and toy shop. Any suggestions where a good place in Lenoir would be?
Yeah, on the other side of Raleigh.
joe

Black Mountain, NC

#14 May 21, 2009
lenoir voter 4 wrote:
Hey my wife and I are interested in opening an Adult Book Store and toy shop. Any suggestions where a good place in Lenoir would be?
Try the county dump that would be the best site you will find.

“I can have anything I want....”

Since: May 09

Lenoir, NC

#16 May 22, 2009
lenoir voter 4 wrote:
Hey my wife and I are interested in opening an Adult Book Store and toy shop. Any suggestions where a good place in Lenoir would be?
Are you going to carry the jesus model of the everlasting vibrator ?

http://video.google.com/videosearch... #

“I can have anything I want....”

Since: May 09

Lenoir, NC

#17 May 22, 2009
joe wrote:
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Try the county dump that would be the best site you will find.
Oh.. So you want it close to your home.
Big Beautiful Girl

Midland, NC

#19 May 22, 2009
whatahoot wrote:
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Your good at getting people in a tizzy. If you are being serious (not that I think you are), you would know that Lenoir could/would never support a store like that. Come on, Pracillas is just down the road.
You might be surprised!
Big Beautiful Girl

Midland, NC

#20 May 22, 2009
Jackie__Bolick wrote:
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Oh.. So you want it close to your home.
Sex in the City would be a great name for it. Put it uptown so all the attorneys can get their share of the fun, too. UMMMMMMMMM, not second floor shop cause the old people can't get up the stairs. Ummmmmmmmmm, where can we put that store? Call Ben Griffin and he'll find you just the right spot --- ugggg, he right spot for the store that is.

“Try to enjoy the ride.”

Since: Jan 09

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#21 May 23, 2009
They already sell porn in just about EVERY convenience store you go into right now in Lenoir.

And it's quite clear to me that this town will have porn shops, strip clubs, etc.. within the next 10 years.

I mean think about it. They didn't use to have bars in Lenoir... like AT ALL. I'm 24 years old,and I remember CLEARLY that there used to be NO bars in Lenoir. NONE. You had to do the brown bag deal. Now... there are plenty of bars.

Next will be straight up BARS.. that don't have to even serve food...

Then will be topless bars.

Followed very closely by adult book stores, video stores, etc..

Honestly, what we need LESS of is churches. Have you looked around Lenoir? There is a church every 5 feet. I bet we could reduce the churches by 50% in this town and STILL accommodate every single christian.

Put the porn shops and brothels where the churches used to be, so this way, saints and sinners can have equal right. Eff going to hickory to get my sex toys. Gas is going back up, and it's not going to be so easy.

I'll make you a bet... put a few sleazy sex shops in Eltown, and I'll personally guarantee the sexual deviants you're so afraid of.. will be more apt to stay away from the playgrounds, and public areas.
Big Beautiful Girl

Midland, NC

#22 May 23, 2009
CDCeltown wrote:
They already sell porn in just about EVERY convenience store you go into right now in Lenoir.
And it's quite clear to me that this town will have porn shops, strip clubs, etc.. within the next 10 years.
I mean think about it. They didn't use to have bars in Lenoir... like AT ALL. I'm 24 years old,and I remember CLEARLY that there used to be NO bars in Lenoir. NONE. You had to do the brown bag deal. Now... there are plenty of bars.
Next will be straight up BARS.. that don't have to even serve food...
Then will be topless bars.
Followed very closely by adult book stores, video stores, etc..
Honestly, what we need LESS of is churches. Have you looked around Lenoir? There is a church every 5 feet. I bet we could reduce the churches by 50% in this town and STILL accommodate every single christian.
Put the porn shops and brothels where the churches used to be, so this way, saints and sinners can have equal right. Eff going to hickory to get my sex toys. Gas is going back up, and it's not going to be so easy.
I'll make you a bet... put a few sleazy sex shops in Eltown, and I'll personally guarantee the sexual deviants you're so afraid of.. will be more apt to stay away from the playgrounds, and public areas.
Just because someone attends church it doesn't make them a saint. Some of them are the biggest sinners of them all! And get some go-go boys in those bars, too.

“Try to enjoy the ride.”

Since: Jan 09

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#23 May 23, 2009
Whatever tickles your pickle. I was speaking in jest with the saints and sinners gimmick. Not all "sinners" are bad people, and not all "saints" are good people.

It all just really depends on your perception of right and wrong.

My perception... don't physically harm me, or my personal property... and I will show you the same courtesy.

That's why I don't understand people getting so riled up about there being a porn shop next door to a church.

I mean it could be a solid black building with big right pink letters that read "SLEAZE FILLED LOVE BUCKET". If you disapprove... don't shop at the store.

It's not like these people that shop there are going to run in on your congregation in the middle of the benediction and start raping all the virgins and sacrificing goats.

They're just people.

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