"Cookin in the kitchen with Dude"

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Apr 22, 2011
 

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Well here's your chance. What is your questions? Do you wonder why they can make a billion dollar company & cant talk to each other about their products.

So you buy an 7 pack of wienners & a 8 pack of buns. how do you use the other bun.

If they can print the instructions & ingrediments on a bag, using a 10.6 lb weight, why cant they just finish filling up the bag to 11 lbs.

when you buy a belt do you get a 35. 3 CM

why do foreighners assume if you are 40 inches around, you need leg length for 7 feet tall. what do you do with the 3 feet of legs, you cut off.

why do the seats of pj's hang to the back of your knees. How many rolls do you make at the waist to keep from walkin on your pj's seat.

you got questions, get some answers

Special dedicaion to Dawgs, & Miss Baker.

post you favorite recipe, if you want.
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Apr 22, 2011
 
I love to laugh while eating my cornbread!(Just be careful cause if you suck that cornbread down your windpipe...not good!) This is great. Thanks Dude and Dawg! BTW:
Whats this I hear theyre gonna use up our corn to run our cars. Give me a bicycle and a pan of cornbread any day! Why can't they find a way to make gasoline out of lima beans?(Or better yet build a car that will run on lima beans.)
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Miss Baker wrote:
I love to laugh while eating my cornbread!(Just be careful cause if you suck that cornbread down your windpipe...not good!) This is great. Thanks Dude and Dawg! BTW:
Whats this I hear theyre gonna use up our corn to run our cars. Give me a bicycle and a pan of cornbread any day! Why can't they find a way to make gasoline out of lima beans?(Or better yet build a car that will run on lima beans.)
I really love pork & beans. I eat then daily.
I want a car that runs on methane gas!
METHANOL!
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Apr 22, 2011
 
I just googled methane gas. It comes from cow farts and rotting trash, but it's odorless!
That must be what goes on in the Loudon Industrial Park. They take the odor out of methane gas and shoot it into the air.
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Put 4 all beef hot dawgs in a pan of water and boil for at least 8 mins,and open a can of chili with beans and let simmer. While hot dawgs are boiling dice some onion, and put 4 hot dawg buns and zappp in microwave for 5 seconds. Put hot dawgs on bun add mayo or mustard. Add chili and and diced onions. If you want to spice it up a notch add relish or sauerkraut. Open a bag of chips..And then wash it down with your favorite cold beverage..
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Miss Baker wrote:
I love to laugh while eating my cornbread!(Just be careful cause if you suck that cornbread down your windpipe...not good!) This is great. Thanks Dude and Dawg! BTW:
Whats this I hear theyre gonna use up our corn to run our cars. Give me a bicycle and a pan of cornbread any day! Why can't they find a way to make gasoline out of lima beans?(Or better yet build a car that will run on lima beans.)
LMAOOOOO!
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Miss Baker wrote:
I love to laugh while eating my cornbread!(Just be careful cause if you suck that cornbread down your windpipe...not good!) This is great. Thanks Dude and Dawg! BTW:
Whats this I hear theyre gonna use up our corn to run our cars. Give me a bicycle and a pan of cornbread any day! Why can't they find a way to make gasoline out of lima beans?(Or better yet build a car that will run on lima beans.)
Well I think they got the lima car. heard one puttin by my house the other day. & the SMELL. I just knew you guys would find this even if there werent any politicians involved
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Who Let The Dawgs Out wrote:
Put 4 all beef hot dawgs in a pan of water and boil for at least 8 mins,and open a can of chili with beans and let simmer. While hot dawgs are boiling dice some onion, and put 4 hot dawg buns and zappp in microwave for 5 seconds. Put hot dawgs on bun add mayo or mustard. Add chili and and diced onions. If you want to spice it up a notch add relish or sauerkraut. Open a bag of chips..And then wash it down with your favorite cold beverage..
So, What time do you eat?
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Dan Bellringer wrote:
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I really love pork & beans. I eat then daily.
I want a car that runs on methane gas!
METHANOL!
I understand the methane gas, but runnin the hose might be a problem
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Who Let The Dawgs Out wrote:
Put 4 all beef hot dawgs in a pan of water and boil for at least 8 mins,and open a can of chili with beans and let simmer. While hot dawgs are boiling dice some onion, and put 4 hot dawg buns and zappp in microwave for 5 seconds. Put hot dawgs on bun add mayo or mustard. Add chili and and diced onions. If you want to spice it up a notch add relish or sauerkraut. Open a bag of chips..And then wash it down with your favorite cold beverage..
Well the wife took short cut on supper tonight. We had cabbage, yes it was boiled, mixed pinto beans, little boiled potatoes, & kilbassa. The company must have put the Kilbassa on a diet, last time we had it it was big as fifty cent piece tonight it was the size of a quarter. Well it was less fat for sure.
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Apr 22, 2011
 
You'll do remember what a fifty cent piece is dont you? Its what it cost to make a penny now.
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Apr 22, 2011
 
Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Well I think they got the lima car. heard one puttin by my house the other day. & the SMELL. I just knew you guys would find this even if there werent any politicians involved
Dont know what I dislike more, politicians or lima beans.
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Apr 22, 2011
 
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Dont know what I dislike more, politicians or lima beans.
Lima beans are good in soup. Never recycle a politician, always compost them
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Apr 23, 2011
 
Dude wrote:
<quoted text> Well the wife took short cut on supper tonight. We had cabbage, yes it was boiled, mixed pinto beans, little boiled potatoes, & kilbassa. The company must have put the Kilbassa on a diet, last time we had it it was big as fifty cent piece tonight it was the size of a quarter. Well it was less fat for sure.
Sounds like a good southern meal.. yum
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Apr 23, 2011
 
Miss Baker you used that cornbread recipe yet. I finished the last two (we Had) cornbread muffins last night. You know it goes good with fried fish.
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People have a strange relationship with their dogs. Some times I wonder who is the pet & who is the owner. My dog complains about every thing, If I tell him not to do something he will argue with me. I bought him one of thoes two piece plastic houses its big for him. in the summer he sleeps in the front in the winter he sleeps in the back. He has one spot that he likes, If I move his house he gets mad. wont sleep in it. He decided it should be 20 feet from the kitchen window, he lays there & watches to see if & when we are in the kitchen. When I get up he is usually laying there watchin the window. He dont move, if I wave at him he dips his ears. He thinks he must escort my wife down the drive, then he comes back to see if I approve. He always wants a biscuit for every thing he does around here. he donr always eat it he just wants one.
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Apr 23, 2011
 
He lays in his house & watches the birds & squirrels carry off his dog food, I told him do you have any idea how much dog food cost, he gives me the little back talk that he does, the cat is like me, she is old, I set in my rocker & she sets on the arm, we watch him catch mice & moles. she seems to approve, For some reason he dont like deer, since we have several herds that frequent the area he is spending way too much time barking at them through the night. I dont hear well so it doesent bother me unless he knocks on the door, yes he does knock, usually just once then he starts to bark. He doesent understand the concept of thickness. If he sees me in the window at the back of the house even if I speak to him he still runs to the front. In contrast I can point & say look & he understand to strart looking where I am pointing. A dog understands the pointing thing but the closest relative to the human being doesent get it. Are they smarter than chimps are or the chimps just being stupid people. I think a lot of chimps are being elected to the government. They are smarter than dogs but they just dont seem to get it. maybe if we rolled up a paper when we were telling them they would get it. Then of course we would have to deal with PETA
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Apr 23, 2011
 
If anyone deserves to go out of business it's the people that make doghouses. I don't think I've ever seen a doghouse in someone's yard that the dog would sleep in it.
AUNT HyDROUS

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Apr 23, 2011
 
FREE METH RECIPES
on specialy marked boxes of 24 hr sudafed
Batteries not included.
AUNT HyDROUS

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People have a strange relationship with their dogs. Some times I wonder who is the pet & who is the owner. My dog complains about every thing, If I tell him not to do something he will argue with me. I bought him one of thoes two piece plastic houses its big for him. in the summer he sleeps in the front in the winter he sleeps in the back. He has one spot that he likes, If I move his house he gets mad. wont sleep in it. He decided it should be 20 feet from the kitchen window, he lays there & watches to see if & when we are in the kitchen. When I get up he is usually laying there watchin the window. He dont move, if I wave at him he dips his ears. He thinks he must escort my wife down the drive, then he comes back to see if I approve. He always wants a biscuit for every thing he does around here. he donr always eat it he just wants one.
Whoopdedoo I got to ask my dogs permission to sleep in my own bed.

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