"Dawgs & Spuds " & sometimes "Harry"

"Dawgs & Spuds " & sometimes "Harry"

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Spud

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#1 Jul 18, 2012
Tired of the same old promices? Need a place to vent? Want a new political system. Well this is it. Hooter, the thinking man's party with the ocasional political gathering at Harrys house.
Spud

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#2 Jul 18, 2012
Our poliical platform is the Beautification of Loudon County. We will post signs in every yard, on every street, even in your church, we will get the word out that we are here to beautify all, I repeat all of Loudon Co. A Beauty Task Force & a Special Prosecuter will be appointed to investigate & bring to justice thoes who violate the beauty code.
Spud

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#3 Jul 18, 2012
Beatrice, stop calling my house & hanging up.
Spud

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#4 Jul 18, 2012
Beautification rules
Rule 1: Signs will not be posted with out permission from the beautification board.
Rule 2: Signs will not exceed 1 1/2 X 2 inches unless they are posted in your home.
Rule 3: Little old ladies that think they can post "yard" or "garage sale signs" in public will be flogged in public, at the discression of the beautification board, unless you are really hot, then you will be placed on my suspect list, to be investigated at my convience. No crime goes unpunished .
Rule 4: School board members must advertise on public TV or radio. A word tax applys which you must send to the beautification board .
Rule 5: From this monment on the beautification board will be known as TBB, because I'm tired of typing the beautification board.
Spud

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#5 Jul 18, 2012
Rule 6: The TBB is allowd to make up rules as it goes along. With out this rule it could never function.
Spud

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#6 Jul 18, 2012
Dawgs was raised in Kansas, he was found by two TV/farmer actors, naked in a field after a meteor shower. As luck would have it he was carrying his birth certificate issued by the state of Kansas. Opponents disagree stating that there was more to this than meets the eye.
Spud

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#7 Jul 18, 2012
Spuds was born in a hollow tree in the Roane county area. His parents went to the California gold rush of 1949 where they started an Ice Pick factory . Business was not good & the company folded in three weeks, devistated, they returned to Loudon co where he attended Loudon High school year round until he received a certificate of incomplete from the summer school. He went into politics & won the chairmanship of the board of education for loudon co.
Spud

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#8 Jul 18, 2012
Harry's leinage is unknown, when asked about his place of birth he stated "far out man". So he must be from Ohio.
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#9 Jul 18, 2012
My pledge as vice hooter is "I will dot all the i's & cross all the t's" This is a promise from my heart since I have always been a stickler for dots & eyes.
Spud

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#10 Jul 18, 2012
Dawgs promises a huge cut in government spending especially on out of state travel expence's. Said he "know's a guy"
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#11 Jul 18, 2012
Harry didn't promise nothing but he was sure some one was out to get him
Spud

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#12 Jul 18, 2012
I even promise a cut in the county water bill, since I have a small pool.
a cut in the paving dept, since I had a friend that paved my driveway last year.
an extra policeman for duty, since I don't want the police on my property.
Well you already know I hate golf.
Spud

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#13 Jul 18, 2012
You will be required to vote on July 28th, since we will need time to re mark your ballet before 2 Aug
Who Let The Dawgs Out

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#14 Jul 18, 2012
Spud wrote:
You will be required to vote on July 28th, since we will need time to re mark your ballet before 2 Aug
And, this will give Dawg time to mark his territory.Also, as a courtesy please keep your lawns nicely manicured, because I am a stickler about where I like to...well you know what im talking about. And,you know the saying you scratch my back and ill scratch yours, because we are already use to those politics..BUT, if im elected I will go a step further and will gladly rollover and let you scratch my belly. Please note that im not into being held out of a moving car, which some so called representatives call air surfing or swimming. This would definetly cause me to hurl/hurley.. Ha! get it? I have chosen Spud because of his wittiness, quick thinking responses,and humor.. Because I feel this is what we all need in these hard times. Thanks for your vote!
Seymour

Knoxville, TN

#15 Jul 18, 2012
Too funny! If these politicians could take themselves less seriously (and their responsibility to the people more seriously) we would all be happier!
Dawg and Spud! First act in office should be an ordinance against air surfing and air swimming for all! And absolutely NO HURLING on public roads; they look bad enough now!
SeeMore

Knoxville, TN

#16 Jul 18, 2012
I hear the stomach acid from the hurling would make the potholes even worse!
Spud

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#17 Jul 19, 2012
Who Let The Dawgs Out wrote:
<quoted text>And, this will give Dawg time to mark his territory.Also, as a courtesy please keep your lawns nicely manicured, because I am a stickler about where I like to...well you know what im talking about. And,you know the saying you scratch my back and ill scratch yours, because we are already use to those politics..BUT, if im elected I will go a step further and will gladly rollover and let you scratch my belly. Please note that im not into being held out of a moving car, which some so called representatives call air surfing or swimming. This would definetly cause me to hurl/hurley.. Ha! get it? I have chosen Spud because of his wittiness, quick thinking responses,and humor.. Because I feel this is what we all need in these hard times. Thanks for your vote!
Hey Dawgs, whats the matter, tall grass tickle your butt?
Who Let The Dawgs Out

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#18 Jul 19, 2012
Oh yeah!
Spud

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#19 Jul 20, 2012
I'll be gone for 3 weeks, I got free tickets in the mail for hawaii. When I get back it's clean govenment & yard's mowed to 1/4 inch (Dawgs is not that tall).
Who Let The Dawgs Out

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#20 Jul 20, 2012
HAWAII!!!! FREE TICKETS!!! 3 WEEKS!!!! No... tell me its not so! Bring me back a souvenir!

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