LOL

Greenbrier, AR

#1 Nov 17, 2012
Ok the Amish deer running around on the celly phone has me so skert I needed to hear some jokes so I can possibly sleep again. I hope someone gets it soon I got a brand new Galaxy phone so Im not huntin till that crazy critter is caught!!

Here is the first of the jokes of the day lets see how many we can get !

Mr Jones is walking down the hallway of the nursing home looking all kinda bummed out. Nurse Betty noticed his depression and solemn face so she asked him what was wrong. He replied " well, my pecker died today Miss Betty" Well she'd heard all sorts of weird things before so she just dismissed it and said," well I hope you feel better Mr. Jones" . The next day Nurse Betty sees Mr.Jones walking the hall naked, she runs up and asks " WHAT ARE YOU DOING MR JONES?" He said, " I told you yesterday my pecker died,,,TODAY IS THE VIEWING!"
HSC

Earlington, KY

#2 Nov 18, 2012
Two women friends had gone for a "girl's night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"
tazman

Campbellsville, KY

#3 Nov 19, 2012
those was funny
ALF

Lexington, KY

#4 Nov 19, 2012
What do you call a mushroom that buys drinks all night,and is the life of the party? " A FUNGI to hang out with!!!"

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