motivated job seeker
i really want a job

United States

#1 Mar 10, 2013
Anyone out there hiring? I really want a job but I'm too lazy to go out and apply for jobs so I am just going to get on here and post stupid comments like "who is hiring" or " how much does MTD pay". I really want a job so I think if I post on here enough one of these factories will chase me down and give me a real high paying job. It should be obvious to anyone that I am a highly motivated individual.
Applicant

Buffalo, TX

#2 Mar 10, 2013
I am looking for a job as well. Must pay a lot more than minimum wage, since "I deserve" more. The schedule must be flexible at my convenience, because some days I "just don't feel like" working. No heavy lifting, prolonged physical labor or dealing with customers, I "don't like" doing those things. Should provide a very comprehensive health insurance plan at little or preferably no cost to me, since I "can't afford" insurance after making payments on my cars, house and motorcycle. On the subject of cars, a company provided car would be nice, gasoline is expensive these days.

Anyone who has such a job opening, post phone number here and I will call you when I have time.
pooper scooper inc

Princeton, KY

#3 Mar 10, 2013
I'll hire both of you . Don't worry about calling just meet me Monday morning 5 o'clock at hardees no sandals or flip flops
Applicant

Buffalo, TX

#4 Mar 10, 2013
Thanks, but 5AM is well outside of my usual waking hours, and on Monday, I will still be hung over from the weekend.
JAFO

Ft Mitchell, KY

#5 Mar 10, 2013
"Applicant", sounds like you are seeking a job in our Congress or Senate. Good luck.

PS. dont worry about any rules of conduct. There are none....
pooper scooper inc

Princeton, KY

#6 Mar 10, 2013
your loss ,our benefit package is awesome.You get 1 day for court,1 vac day ,2 sick days and can be late twice per week If you ever get a full day in we start profit sharing, I'm sorry, never mind I under stand you're only looking for a really good job.
Applicant

Buffalo, TX

#7 Mar 11, 2013
If I can be late on the first day, maybe we can work this out. If you will buy lunch I can be at Hardees by 11AM, unless I wake up late, then it might be 1130 or maybe 12. What kind of company car will I get?

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