Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

[Bird Killer]

Miss E Font wrote:

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if she is fair skinned, red haired and green eyed--she is from my tribe and completely harmless

She is!She has long red hair and green eyes a few freckles across her nose.And she can shoot some basketball too!And run really fast.And oh,can the girl fart!She farts more than stinkey!She said listen to the machine gun.and crack...crack...pow..powpowpow powpowpowpow.It were awsome!She showed stinkey and me how to light and throw bottle-rockets and they go way up in the air!I'm starting to like her Nanna.

[THE UNA FARTER]

knive wrote:

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and you too, probably another Una sock

You want Una's cock? Look you Fairy's, Fartman don't do that schitt.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Bird Killer wrote:

<quoted text>She is!She has long red hair and green eyes a few freckles across her nose.And she can shoot some basketball too!And run really fast.And oh,can the girl fart!She farts more than stinkey!She said listen to the machine gun.and crack...crack...pow..powpowpow powpowpowpow.It were awsome!She showed stinkey and me how to light and throw bottle-rockets and they go way up in the air!I'm starting to like her Nanna.

Hey guy's, don't let that girl get away. I think she would be a real ASSet to the Farting club. It sounds like she can do anything, and don't forget the story I told you about our secretary, she was little scronny thing and could out work any man. That little squeeker she cut had the body of a giant. Whoo Wee!!! If she can fire like a machine gun, you want her on your side. Whatever you guy's do don't make her mad. Hehehe.

[Outta left field]

Miss Often wrote:

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I prefer real ittybittytitty over fake water balloons.

Easier to stuff them into your dress that way, I'm sure.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Bird Killer wrote:

<quoted text>ROFLMAO!I knew you would get him!I knew it!I wish dad would set my computer to stay on till ten at least.Its about to shut down for the night.I'll see what you say tomorrow Una Farter.You're so dang funny and smart,Nobody can beat you!We might let Janet in the fan club if its Ok with you.I think stinkey might like her too and Dave too.Do you think she will be trouble?Dad said that girls are ALWAYS trouble and if we let her in our club to remember its bro's before hoe's.I don't know what that means?????Stinkey said girls are trouble makers too.But I can tell he likes her.I'm still the president so its up to me.I might let her in if its OK.May the farts be with us.ttyl

Definately let her in. You sure don't want her as your enemy. Hehehe. I couldn't answer a lot of things my internet connection was down for a while after the storm here. The Great Una Farter.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Miss E Font wrote:

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I think you are right! Miss Often is here to come out of the closet!**Clap Clap
I do believe in fairies. Everyone !

I believe in Fairy's too, Nanny. This bunch led by Bluewhiner have tried to fondle me all day. Sir William Farnsworth the 3rd(my weasel)is so nervous. Nanny I think he needs a Prozac & a Valium.

[Anderson Cooper]

Miss Often wrote:

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trannies come in all colors these days

Tonight on CNN, we'll discuss my latest news about coming out of the closet (I know, right? Like I was ever IN the closet!), and WJR's repressed latent homosexual tendencies. Also, we'll have our very special guests, Neil Patrick Harris and Adam Lambert! All tonight on CNN!!

[roaminginsomniac]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Definately let her in. You sure don't want her as your enemy. Hehehe. I couldn't answer a lot of things my internet connection was down for a while after the storm here. The Great Una Farter.

You're a liar. There was no power or internet problems in Scottsville.

[Miss E Font]

Welcome RuPaul & Mr. Cooper--Miss Often will need the ceremonial tiara and magic wand for the festivities.

[Mr Enigma]

I don't know.Sometimes I wonder about them too.But I really haven't tried to break it...

[RoamingInsomniac]

roaminginsomniac wrote:

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You're a liar. There was no power or internet problems in Scottsville.

Nothing but a wannabe. You'll never BE me. Or anything else. LMAO!

[Miss E Font]

RoamingInsomniac wrote:

<quoted text>Nothing but a wannabe. You'll never BE me. Or anything else. LMAO!

imitation is the highest form of flattery

[Outta left field]

RoamingInsomniac wrote:

<quoted text>He needs to get back to the carpet and use his color crayons with the slow kids. He sticks 'em up his azz and they come out his nose. Brainless!

So that's where all the Indian Red crayons went!

[RoamingInsomniac]

Outta left field wrote:

<quoted text>So that's where all the Indian Red crayons went!

lmao!!!!

[Blueminer]

Outta left field wrote:

<quoted text>so, stealing someone's username, and not making it case sensitive looks right? Looks pretty lame to me. Might want to get in touch with your creative side.

Oh quit it! What are the odds?! Another lady troll! I thought sure you were gonna shack our listeners with something vulgar.

[freedom]

Miss E Font wrote:

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I think he wants to sit at the cool kid table with us here in the Topix lunchroom

omg the cool kids table on topix lmfas, how old r u?

[Blueminer]

Oh quit it! What are the odds?! Another lady troll! I thought sure you were gonna shock our listeners with something vulgar...that's better

[Outta left field]

Blueminer wrote:

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Oh quit it! What are the odds?! Another lady troll! I thought sure you were gonna shack our listeners with something vulgar.

LOL - I never steal another troll's bit. That would be bad form.

Love your avatar, btw.

[Miss E Font]

freedom wrote:

<quoted text>omg the cool kids table on topix lmfas, how old r u?

old enough to remember my Bionic Woman lunchbox

[Miss E Font]

Hey OLF-- is your avatar your weight, Age, prison sentence? Anything significant? Curious