Uh huh

Tucker, GA

#1 Dec 10, 2012
Finding Bigfoot......always good for some laughs. Why is it that EVERY witness is "credible", EVERY witness saw some 7-8 foot bulky hairy long armed creature? Could it be because that is what EVERY website, every blog, every time a person googles bigfoot or sasquatch that is the description that is given. Kind of like Pinocchio (sp?), he IS NOT real but ALL OF YOU know how to describe him. I could go to a town hall meeting that these morons hold and describe a bigfoot that I saw on old man johnsons farm or on the banks of Rough River.....why is it that no footage of bigfoot is ever clear, always blurry & distorted. Why are these researchers so certain that Bigfoots beat sticks on trees to communicate, that they can run down a deer and break its leg cleanly to stop it from running, that they eat coyotes....where do they come up with these ridiculous theories that the reason nobody ever stumbles across a dead bigfoot is because another bigfoot comes along and buries them in graves so deep not to be found by humans, that they bury theirselves deep in the mud under waterways so as not to be discovered. Idk about you, but i believe a deer camera would catch one! But wait......bigfoots are too smart, they can see that deer camera mounted on the tree from a distance of over 200 yards....in the dark. So they are able to avoid them. I could go on & on & on but im laughing too hard and i think I just saw a Bigfoot running thru wal mart parking lot, ill go check their security cameras, be rt back..........dang, wouldnt ya know it., their security system is down for routine maintenance at the moment. Well ill go check the footage from the cameras at Family Video be rt back..........well ill be a monkeys uncle, the manager forgot to hit the record button! Oh well, atleast im a credible witness.
Hrm

Vine Grove, KY

#2 Dec 11, 2012
Hilarious and spot on.

+1 Interwebs
Big Foot

Lexington, KY

#3 Dec 16, 2012
Why people always lookn fro me, Im just glad I gots trout to eat now in my Lake...
big foot too

Elizabethtown, KY

#4 Dec 18, 2012
i love the brown trout out of the lake, not only is it delicious, it is also packed full of awesomeness....
Big Foot

Lexington, KY

#5 Dec 19, 2012
No BROWN TROUT the taist like poo, i ates the rainbows..im so ready to start at the new colledge..
big foot too

Elizabethtown, KY

#6 Dec 19, 2012
i also like that stinky fish that i catch in town
horsey

Canton, OH

#8 Jan 21, 2013
I screwed on before thought it was my husband at first, but then it really give it to me good
Big Foot

Brownsville, KY

#9 Jan 23, 2013
horsey wrote:
I screwed on before thought it was my husband at first, but then it really give it to me good
YOU r WELCOME>!!! Next time tickle me balls K thanks BF

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