That's an assumption. It's not a fact under any guise except 'assumptions'. I did not say "I can hear your bloodcurdling nasal twang all the way to where I live in St. Louis."<quoted text>
I am not trolling for anything, although I can understand why you might get excited over that possibility, since you appear to be looking for a "very close friend."
Assume? I am not "assuming." I am not an assuming person. However, I am very logical. When you said, "You do whine exceptionally well, however. I can hear your bloodcurdling nasal twang all the way to St. Louis," the conclusion was obvious -- you live in St. Louis. BUSTED!
I was precise. If you are 'more often than not, where you live', then you have limitations as sad as your reasoning skills. What you could not ascertain within the post,'you made up'—you made an incorrect assumption.