Just a few things:
How in the world do you think any woman is going to respond when you are trying to order up a woman like a fast-food menu?
"I'm tired of doing fun things with someone that would enjoy them like I do."
What in the hell does that sentence mean?
And either your pseudonym means you screw siding onto houses all day, or you are just interested in jumping into the sack with a stranger.
You are an idiot, sir, and your post reads like the babbling of an adolescent catholic school boy.
I now seriously doubt you have any college background and assume that your "profession" is one in the sweat and blood industry.