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#1 Nov 13, 2010
http://leadercall.com/opinion/x967713316/Read...
WOW!

"why are we so proud to announce that in these difficult economic times that more families are taking money out of their budgets to purchase alcohol?"

1. So people in Ellisville were before too lazy or stupid to find a city called "Laurel" to buy beer.

2. It's ok in this "difficult economic times" to have a 1200 dollar truck note, spend 20 dollars for a bucket of chicken at KFC but purchasing a six pack is insane and will break you.

"If even one child doesn’t have money for nutritious meals, regular dental appointments or other things important for healthy development?"

So they could not find Laurel or are too lazy? Maybe they should not spend money on soda, candy bars, gum, movies, Rims or DVDs/music and Cellphones/Texting/ intenet/McDonalds and BK either.

"If there is even one wife or husband who has to deal with a spouse who is abusive, wasteful or absent due to alcohol consumption?"

Can't find Laurel and that's why there are cases of empty beer cans in Ellisville long before beer was sold there? Check the arrest pages sometimes. Tons of people getting arrested for domestic abuse that live 15 or 20 miles from a place to purchase beer. They know where Laurel is and LOAD UP, most of those arrest are crack/meth heads.

"If even one JCJC (an alcohol free campus) student is caught with alcohol that causes him or her to be removed from school and that later limits vocational opportunities? Could this be the start of a road to alcohol dependency?"

JC students are know for not being able to find Laurel or Hattiesburg. College students never club.

What a Kook. Beer isn't good for you but short of stopping people from going to Laurel and Hattiesburg like in "Logan's Run" no one in Elliville ever said I can't get beer, it's five miles away. Driving that extra five miles put even more people in danger.

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